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Tis the season for ... dysfunction!

nevilleneville The Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
edited December 2007 in Social Entropy++
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Yes, its Christmastime... a wonderful time where we get to go be with our families and/or loved ones.


Sometimes it is good, but sometimes we think of the bad times. Like when your brother purposely smashed your computer. Or when your ex went insane and started doing steroids and inviting people over for bareback sex parties.

So SE++, what dysfunctional stories do YOU have?

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I have a pretty normal family

    do i lose

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Look at them titties, I'm sure there's porn of this.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I was hoping this was about erectile dysfunction
    :|

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    bareback sex parties, that sounds like AIDS PLEASE

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    I was hoping this was about erectile dysfunction
    :|

    It could be, if that's what your family is into / you're from the South.

    And yes, that's why the insane modifier went there re: sex party.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The baby in that picture is pretty awesome.

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    my family is normal too

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Bare back sex parties eh?

    That's....not necessarily dysfunctional....

    Oh man, I get to meet the girlfriends dad.

    That should be fun. Though from what I hear he will probably offer me a hug, a haircut, and some home grown weed.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    As7 wrote: »
    Bare back sex parties eh?

    That's....not necessarily dysfunctional....

    Oh man, I get to meet the girlfriends dad.

    That should be fun. Though from what I hear he will probably offer me a hug, a haircut, and some home grown weed.

    No, but his mantra of "Hey, if anyone gets anything, its how it was supposed to be" seems a little stupid. He was a gigantic idiot. That is being generous.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    neville wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    Bare back sex parties eh?

    That's....not necessarily dysfunctional....

    Oh man, I get to meet the girlfriends dad.

    That should be fun. Though from what I hear he will probably offer me a hug, a haircut, and some home grown weed.

    No, but his mantra of "Hey, if anyone gets anything, its how it was supposed to be" seems a little stupid. He was a gigantic idiot. That is being generous.
    Someone is bitter.
    :P

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I guess my dad can be a racist bigot but only like 4% of the time

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    Bare back sex parties eh?

    That's....not necessarily dysfunctional....

    Oh man, I get to meet the girlfriends dad.

    That should be fun. Though from what I hear he will probably offer me a hug, a haircut, and some home grown weed.

    No, but his mantra of "Hey, if anyone gets anything, its how it was supposed to be" seems a little stupid. He was a gigantic idiot. That is being generous.
    Someone is bitter.
    :P

    I'm not bitter... he started doing steroids, posted craigslist ads for random bareback sex parties, and the list goes on. I'm just glad I dumped the loser when I did. =P

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    my dad is antisocial

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    neville wrote: »
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    Bare back sex parties eh?

    That's....not necessarily dysfunctional....

    Oh man, I get to meet the girlfriends dad.

    That should be fun. Though from what I hear he will probably offer me a hug, a haircut, and some home grown weed.

    No, but his mantra of "Hey, if anyone gets anything, its how it was supposed to be" seems a little stupid. He was a gigantic idiot. That is being generous.
    Someone is bitter.
    :P

    I'm not bitter... he started doing steroids, posted craigslist ads for random bareback sex parties, and the list goes on. I'm just glad I dumped the loser when I did. =P
    Do you have his number?
    :winky:
    D:

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Projeck wrote: »
    I guess my dad can be a racist bigot but only like 4% of the time

    How does this work?
    "I hate those blacks and jews. Well... I hate one out of every 25 of them, anyway"

    :?:

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Also I guess religion is a sensitive issue

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    My brother is a penguin.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    neville wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    I guess my dad can be a racist bigot but only like 4% of the time

    How does this work?
    "I hate those blacks and jews. Well... I hate one out of every 25 of them, anyway"

    :?:

    around 4% of the time he his angry/stressed/whatever and acts like a racist bigot

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The Otaku Inquisition wrote: »
    My brother is a penguin.

    That's not dysfunctional. He's fancy wherever he goes. That is an asset.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    holiday cockblockers

    just jump out a window because i hate your whore faces

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    neville wrote: »
    The Otaku Inquisition wrote: »
    My brother is a penguin.

    That's not dysfunctional. He's fancy wherever he goes. That is an asset.

    It's not as great as it seems. It's rather awkward at dinner with my sister who is in fact a cod.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I hope the internet never goes down.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    My brother has mild autism and also ADHD. He can function well enough, but he can't properly relate to people emotionally.

    That really never stops being fun.

    And with "fun" I mean "horrifyingly frustrating for my parents, my father in particular"

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    you should get him greeting cards for occasions that make no sense whatsoever and tape his reactions

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i just bought home alone 1 and 2 for twelve bucks i'm so excited to watch them tonight

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Congratulations on your new baby!

    Belated birthday wishes!

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I never had a father

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    you should get him greeting cards for occasions that make no sense whatsoever and tape his reactions

    Get them from the Mahogany section

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    neville wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    Bare back sex parties eh?

    That's....not necessarily dysfunctional....

    Oh man, I get to meet the girlfriends dad.

    That should be fun. Though from what I hear he will probably offer me a hug, a haircut, and some home grown weed.

    No, but his mantra of "Hey, if anyone gets anything, its how it was supposed to be" seems a little stupid. He was a gigantic idiot. That is being generous.

    Funny to think that a homosexual and Ronald Regan would have anything in common.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Zombies Tossed My Salad! wrote: »
    I never had a father

    dude, that's so Metal!

    :P

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    As7 wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    Bare back sex parties eh?

    That's....not necessarily dysfunctional....

    Oh man, I get to meet the girlfriends dad.

    That should be fun. Though from what I hear he will probably offer me a hug, a haircut, and some home grown weed.

    No, but his mantra of "Hey, if anyone gets anything, its how it was supposed to be" seems a little stupid. He was a gigantic idiot. That is being generous.

    Funny to think that a homosexual and Ronald Regan would have anything in common.

    How am I like Reagan? Besides having both been shot and being dead straight married men, that is

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Reagan was known for never once acknowledging the growing problem of AIDs even once in his presidency.

    And it was aimed at your ex.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    As7 wrote: »
    Regan was known for never once acknowledging the growing problem of AIDs even once in his presidency.

    Wasn't he also known for being Ronald Reagan?

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Yep.

    Hes was widely acknowledged as being Reagen

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I guess my mother constantly is asking if I am

    A)high
    or
    B)looking at porn

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Projeck wrote: »
    I guess my mother constantly is asking if I am

    A)high
    or
    B)looking at porn

    you're too young for both!

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Right, I wouldn't want anyone to confuse president Reagan with president Regan. You guys are a life saver. I'm sure he would be offended if he were alive and I would care, deeply.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Ask her why she puts porn and drugs on the same pedestal.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    neville wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    I guess my mother constantly is asking if I am

    A)high
    or
    B)looking at porn

    you're too young for both!

    actually, yes

    EDIT: in that i have participated in neither

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    never too young for some 'ol fashioned PORN-O

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