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Merry Christmas Vagines

ZuelZuel Registered User regular
edited December 2007 in Social Entropy++
Thanks for being all entertaining and shit. I hope everyone has a very Merry Christmas. Feel free to share in the well-wishing.

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Ba hum bug and what not.

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Fuck you and your cheer.

    It has no place here.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Christmas in Japan sucks. If you don't have a boy/girlfriend, you are mostly alone and at a bar drinking. Luckily my friend has bailed me out of that jam and I guess we're going to clubs on Christmas Eve and Christmas night. I'll be too drunk to realize Christmas has come and gone so here's to that, SE++.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    bumhug

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  • PkErthbndPkErthbnd Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    h5 sam.

    I'm visiting a friend in the UK and we'll be in London on Christmas, most likely in the pubs. At least we'll be in Edinburgh on New Year's. Our goal is to be too drunk to remember where we are.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Well shit.
    I was going to make this on Christmas eve.
    Now what am I going to do instead of sleeping?

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    hug your pillow as you whisper christmas carols to yourself, rocking back and forth on the hard wooden floor

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Hard liquor.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I found a store with the full-body sized pillows with girls on them. The kind for fucking, you know? This place is fucking gross sometimes...

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I wish for everyone in se++ to get hot sexings and some delicious pie and a pet monkey and five racecars for christmas or hanukkah

    #pipe on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    J3p wrote: »
    hug your pillow as you whisper christmas carols to yourself, rocking back and forth on the hard wooden floor

    Well, I was thinking more along the lines of jacking off, but OK.
    Perhaps I'll try to jack off with Christmas Story playing in the background, make it a challenge.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    J3p wrote: »
    bumhug

    winky

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I found a store with the full-body sized pillows with girls on them. The kind for fucking, you know? This place is fucking gross sometimes...

    yeah man you can get custom prints on those

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Jews don't get Christmas presents because they're part of the War On Christmas.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    J3p what is with your sig?
    I recognise them as photoshop brushes but strange shit is going on.

    #pipe on
  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    yeah what the hell i think the forum is screwy today or something

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    like maybe it's some sort of big glitch man I don't know

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Don't play dumb with me.
    hand over your secrets.

    #pipe on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    REVEAL YOUR SECRETS!

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    right click view image

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    That's a pretty cool sig j3p

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I, uh
    What?

    How does that work?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    In my head, that's simultaneously the best thing and the worst thing.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    what is there to be confused about?

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    In my head, that's simultaneously the best thing and the worst thing.

    Yeah because now there's twice as much vag you're not getting into...

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    It's a little D:
    But at the same time it's amazing because jesus fuck that woman has two vagoos.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    what is there to be confused about?
    look, this is wiggin we're talkin bout

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »

    By mad do you mean jealous?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    what is there to be confused about?
    look, this is wiggin we're talkin bout

    Fair enough.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I didn't read the article before I posted.
    I just saw "Two vaginae" and thought "what?"
    I thought it meant like, two completely separate holes, like one next to the other or something.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Solution:

    Read the article before you say anything!

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ascot wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    In my head, that's simultaneously the best thing and the worst thing.

    Yeah because now there's twice as much vag you're not getting into...

    Fuckin' snap

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Pfft.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Yeah uh

    Seriously just gimme a ring next time you get laid. I really wanna know what she looks like.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Rude ta-tas.

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  • casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Merry Christmas, yeah thanks. Way to remind me that I am spending yet another holiday in a god forsaken country away from home. I think I am going to go to my trailor and slit my wrist. Or just play some Mass Effect. Bah Hum Bug

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I had a lady come in my store last night, about 10 minutes before we closed. So, I make the 10 minute announcement. "Attention shoppers, time now is 7:50, closing in 10 minutes, etc."
    The lady freaked the fuck out. "Why are you closing so early!!!??!?" "Because it's Saturday, we always close at 8 on Saturdays."
    "But it's Christmas, why are you closing so early!" "Because it's 8 PM on Saturday, what part of that aren't you getting?"

    This lady refused to accept that Rite Aid doesn't stay open just because you want cheap, worthless shit right before Christmas.

    Happy fucking holidays.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    casper_27d wrote: »
    Merry Christmas, yeah thanks. Way to remind me that I am spending yet another holiday in a god forsaken country away from home. I think I am going to go to my trailor and slit my wrist. Or just play some Mass Effect. Bah Hum Bug

    At least you have a place to be. I'm gonna be homeless on the streets of Tokyo for the next couple days.

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