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Christmas in Japan sucks. If you don't have a boy/girlfriend, you are mostly alone and at a bar drinking. Luckily my friend has bailed me out of that jam and I guess we're going to clubs on Christmas Eve and Christmas night. I'll be too drunk to realize Christmas has come and gone so here's to that, SE++.
I'm visiting a friend in the UK and we'll be in London on Christmas, most likely in the pubs. At least we'll be in Edinburgh on New Year's. Our goal is to be too drunk to remember where we are.
hug your pillow as you whisper christmas carols to yourself, rocking back and forth on the hard wooden floor
Well, I was thinking more along the lines of jacking off, but OK.
Perhaps I'll try to jack off with Christmas Story playing in the background, make it a challenge.
I didn't read the article before I posted.
I just saw "Two vaginae" and thought "what?"
I thought it meant like, two completely separate holes, like one next to the other or something.
Merry Christmas, yeah thanks. Way to remind me that I am spending yet another holiday in a god forsaken country away from home. I think I am going to go to my trailor and slit my wrist. Or just play some Mass Effect. Bah Hum Bug
I had a lady come in my store last night, about 10 minutes before we closed. So, I make the 10 minute announcement. "Attention shoppers, time now is 7:50, closing in 10 minutes, etc."
The lady freaked the fuck out. "Why are you closing so early!!!??!?" "Because it's Saturday, we always close at 8 on Saturdays."
"But it's Christmas, why are you closing so early!" "Because it's 8 PM on Saturday, what part of that aren't you getting?"
This lady refused to accept that Rite Aid doesn't stay open just because you want cheap, worthless shit right before Christmas.
Merry Christmas, yeah thanks. Way to remind me that I am spending yet another holiday in a god forsaken country away from home. I think I am going to go to my trailor and slit my wrist. Or just play some Mass Effect. Bah Hum Bug
At least you have a place to be. I'm gonna be homeless on the streets of Tokyo for the next couple days.
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It has no place here.
I'm visiting a friend in the UK and we'll be in London on Christmas, most likely in the pubs. At least we'll be in Edinburgh on New Year's. Our goal is to be too drunk to remember where we are.
I was going to make this on Christmas eve.
Now what am I going to do instead of sleeping?
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Well, I was thinking more along the lines of jacking off, but OK.
Perhaps I'll try to jack off with Christmas Story playing in the background, make it a challenge.
winky
yeah man you can get custom prints on those
I recognise them as photoshop brushes but strange shit is going on.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
hand over your secrets.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
What?
How does that work?
Yeah because now there's twice as much vag you're not getting into...
But at the same time it's amazing because jesus fuck that woman has two vagoos.
By mad do you mean jealous?
Fair enough.
I just saw "Two vaginae" and thought "what?"
I thought it meant like, two completely separate holes, like one next to the other or something.
Read the article before you say anything!
Fuckin' snap
Seriously just gimme a ring next time you get laid. I really wanna know what she looks like.
The lady freaked the fuck out. "Why are you closing so early!!!??!?" "Because it's Saturday, we always close at 8 on Saturdays."
"But it's Christmas, why are you closing so early!" "Because it's 8 PM on Saturday, what part of that aren't you getting?"
This lady refused to accept that Rite Aid doesn't stay open just because you want cheap, worthless shit right before Christmas.
Happy fucking holidays.
At least you have a place to be. I'm gonna be homeless on the streets of Tokyo for the next couple days.