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You Ruined Christmas
The Black Hunter
The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple,unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple,unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
This here thread is where you will post things that will bring impending doom to a usually happy festivity.
For me it is my selfish, naive and disrespectful mother.
Some friends of friends let her in the care of their house for one night.
She wanted, well actually was trying to force me to go with her, and spend the night there.
Why the fuck I would want to spend the night in a shitshack in the middle of nowhere that has the entertainment value of an empty room filled with scrnched paper I have no idea, but apparently I had to do it.
Being the wily fucker I am I decided that a 9 hour shift at work was in order, thereby she went by herself.
Now today, Christmas Eve, I got a call saying that apparently we were going to have christmas in this shack.
We had plans for christmas, Grandparents, Nan and pop, they were all coming to our house.
Now that mummy wants something, it HAS to be her way, even if it means me having to call my Nan and Pop to tell them they can't csee us on Christmas day. My mum is going to come home early tommorrow, to pick up me, my dad, and my grandparents to take out into the bush for no reason other than my mum wanting it that way. This is still someone elses house, by the way, so if they come home, then its just gonna put a shadow on everything.
Don't get me wrong, this could usually be a "family gathering" of sorts or some shit, except that this is all my mum does with this family. Decides she wants something, one week later shes spent $1200 on a laptop, or $1600 on a Camera, or selling a perfectly fine car to buy an old VW beetle. (We made a profit of $10 000 was what she said the first week. then it was $8000, then $6000, and now we just have a shitty car that can only be driven while it's sunny and a mechanic rolling in my dad's rather pitiful supply of money)
For me it is my selfish, naive and disrespectful mother.
Some friends of friends let her in the care of their house for one night.
She wanted, well actually was trying to force me to go with her, and spend the night there.
Why the fuck I would want to spend the night in a shitshack in the middle of nowhere that has the entertainment value of an empty room filled with scrnched paper I have no idea, but apparently I had to do it.
Being the wily fucker I am I decided that a 9 hour shift at work was in order, thereby she went by herself.
Now today, Christmas Eve, I got a call saying that apparently we were going to have christmas in this shack.
We had plans for christmas, Grandparents, Nan and pop, they were all coming to our house.
Now that mummy wants something, it HAS to be her way, even if it means me having to call my Nan and Pop to tell them they can't csee us on Christmas day. My mum is going to come home early tommorrow, to pick up me, my dad, and my grandparents to take out into the bush for no reason other than my mum wanting it that way. This is still someone elses house, by the way, so if they come home, then its just gonna put a shadow on everything.
Don't get me wrong, this could usually be a "family gathering" of sorts or some shit, except that this is all my mum does with this family. Decides she wants something, one week later shes spent $1200 on a laptop, or $1600 on a Camera, or selling a perfectly fine car to buy an old VW beetle. (We made a profit of $10 000 was what she said the first week. then it was $8000, then $6000, and now we just have a shitty car that can only be driven while it's sunny and a mechanic rolling in my dad's rather pitiful supply of money)
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actually though this christmas is looking fine and dandy
no relatives in town
mmmm
but uh
my brother is douche and I'll probably wind up arguing with him
last time I saw him I full on bitchslapped him
Would anybody care to sponsor me doing so? I can arrange to upload the video to Youtube.
If I raise more than $100 in sponsors, I promise there will be detailed graphics and charts included.
maybe stop being a little whiny baby and go have fun
have some hot cocoa
everything is OK
My great uncle died tonight! He was my grandmas brother. He was 85 and very ill, so we saw it coming, but it still really, really sucks. I didn't know him well or anything, but it's still sad.
IT'S GOING TO GET SO COLD THAT YOU WILL DIE YOU STUPID PIECES OF SHIT
I'm shitting on your opinions of my shitty thread with a shitty post.
Shit
i only know christmas is coming because of the lights everywhere
if i had doodling skills i would decorate a cactuar with christmas lights and a star and post it
holy shit i can see forever
Does your family know what a furry is ?
it's like every crackhead I've ever talked to except replace christmas with death
The faster we tear away their innocence, the sooner we can frame them for larcenies.
"YOU RUINED MY CHRISTMAS WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TOOL SET"
Well guess what fuckers, try ordering your shit a little earlier next year.
it would be so much better
Santa died for your Mastercard
you win the Made Fallout Laugh Harder than Other People Today contest for 12/13/2007!
i grant you the privilege to FONDLE MY BALLS BLUGAHGHAGLGFUGHUGHFUGHSgghjbfgggggh
I got my sis a $50 iTunes card (she'll be getting a brand new iPod Nano even though hers old one from 2 years ago still works fine) and my brother $50 at GameStop because I don't know what games his roomate and he have/don't have and couldn't ask without arousing suspicion. Plus he might want to get more controllers.
My parents are getting a Phantom Gourmet gift card worth $50 as well so they can go out to one of dozens of great restaurants some night, in addition to $20 to go see a movie.
They should like theirs and my sister and brother should like their gifts as well. What I'm waiting for is my father's shit-all-over-everything attitude to try and demean me by telling me how I copped out and didn't get real presents.
What kind of trouble? If it's not larceny, go away.
so CLOSE, geek
man
the trespassing aspect is questionable but I am certain I can get the kid to see it my way
come on man I need this
My aunt drinks more than Britney Spears.
QQ
plus i dont have a sig
heads up
That movie needs a damned sequel.
the Christ in Christmas offends my religious beliefs and i know people named Chris so that is an acceptable substitute