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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I say 'Happy Holidays' because I don't know if the person celebrates Christmas or Hanukkah or Random Winter Holiday, and I like to be inclusive.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Chappy Chanukah!

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Happy Chanukkah/Chanukah/Hanukkah/Halgjlasejdklakah

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    f that

    all the other holidays are over by the time christmas is here

    ramadan and hannukah? done already

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    So?

    It's the spirit of the season or some other bullshit. Also New Years.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Hannudanzaa

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    what about kwanzaa?

    when does that start/end/what the fuck is kwanzaa?

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    The_DcipleThe_Dciple Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    What are you guys going to chose to celebrate on the 26th?

    Boxing Day or Kwanzaa?

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    So?

    It's the spirit of the season or some other bullshit. Also New Years.

    sheri admit it you are just trying to be overly kind and politically correct

    it is okay to admit you are sometimes too nice

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    it was created to be an African holiday

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    So?

    It's the spirit of the season or some other bullshit. Also New Years.

    sheri admit it you are just trying to be overly kind and politically correct

    it is okay to admit you are sometimes too nice

    I don't really care about the politics of it

    I don't think it's too nice, I think you are too mean.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Sheri, I mean

    Sheri was created to be an African holiday

    I don't even know what that means

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    kwanzaa is bullshit

    it was made up by a black nationalist asshole in the 60's

    it's not even as legit as festivus

    and that was invented by a fictional character

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    did africa not have enough holidays?

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I predict a long-ass Pony post in a minute.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Ness445 wrote: »
    did africa not have enough holidays?

    africa has lots see but african culture is very diverse and varied

    africans are many different cultures and peoples that inhabit one continent

    just like europeans

    then some toolbox black nationalist tried to unify all blacks into anger and hating white people so basically hodgepodged legit african holidays as part of a national militant movement

    i say fuck that guy

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Oh

    I didn't think it'd be about that

    PONY RESPECT MY RIGHT TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE AT CHRISTMAS

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I will make the preparations

    (reparations)

    (for black people)

    (topical)

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Oh

    I didn't think it'd be about that

    PONY RESPECT MY RIGHT TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE AT CHRISTMAS

    it's cool sheri at least you are generic about it instead of trying to include everyone in a single sentence

    that just sounds silly

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I've had five seperate people today mumble over some form of holiday greeting as they desperately try not to offend me. This shit is ridiculous.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    I've had five seperate people today mumble over some form of holiday greeting as they desperately try not to offend me. This shit is ridiculous.

    yeah seriously

    either say merry christmas

    happy holidays

    or just good ole "have a nice day!"

    don't try to bring bullshit into it just to seem multicutural or some shit

    and stop respecting kwanzaa

    (guys i really hate kwanzaa you see)

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Highfire wrote: »
    It was the night of the 24th. And all through the pad, not a thing was bumbin’.
    Except in the next room your mom and dad humpin’.
    When all of a sudden came such a loud clamor,
    I ran down stairs to see James Brown braking in with a hammer.
    He kicked open the door with hair a shrew,
    then pulled out a can of hairspray to fix up his do.
    With a look in his eye, like a week's coke withdrawl,
    he electric-slided to my minibar, and downed all my Crown Royal.
    He twirled around with a lustful glair,
    but with no booty in sight he began to swear.
    As he looked to see what he could take,
    all the time his ass would shake.
    He stumble around in what look like a panic,
    screaming odd things like 'Owwww….Fuck the Titanic'.
    He started to get sick, and puked on the rug,
    wiped his mouth and gave me, a laugh most smug.
    I knew it was time to put this to a stop,
    he showed me that it would not.
    He tried to tackle me at full speed,
    I stepped a side, kicking him in the back of the knees.
    When he hit the floor, he did a somersault and roll out the door.
    The sound of the cops ring out in the air,
    James Brown knew it was time to get his ass out of there.
    He jumped back into his car and started to drive,
    over the neighbors dog he flies.
    With cops on his tail, he sticks out his middle finger and yells.
    “You better have some bitches next time, for I’ll be back next year!”




    The meter's all fucked up. The Real James Brown would have wrote something that didn't sound like it sucked when you said it out loud.

    I will, however, play some JB right now in celebration.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    I've had five seperate people today mumble over some form of holiday greeting as they desperately try not to offend me. This shit is ridiculous.

    yeah seriously

    either say merry christmas

    happy holidays

    or just good ole "have a nice day!"

    don't try to bring bullshit into it just to seem multicutural or some shit

    and stop respecting kwanzaa

    (guys i really hate kwanzaa you see)

    It's bullshit holiday anyway.


    Sup, Pony?

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i want to queue up papa's got a brand new bag right now

    but my computer died today

    and all my music is on it's corpse

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    D=
    Finally, a good reason to have an iPod.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'm one of five people in my office and I'm blasting my music so loud the desk is practically bumping. I wish every day was like today.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    it's not the worst thing in the world

    my hard-drive is fine

    it's the motherboard that's fried

    so i didn't lose any files

    and my room-mate charitably donated his old computer (he just bought a new one two weeks back) which as it turns out is a bit better than mine in some respects

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    it's not the worst thing in the world

    my hard-drive is fine

    it's the motherboard that's fried

    so i didn't lose any files

    and my room-mate charitably donated his old computer (he just bought a new one two weeks back) which as it turns out is a bit better than mine in some respects

    Cool.


    I had probably the best Christmas I could have had away from home except that there was no sex.

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    casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Happy Festivus to all

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