well i wrape my hair in a towel, not on top of my head, but over my shoulders flipped over my hair, and twisted, with the ends hanging over my shoulders. (my hair is too long for the on top of the head twist). then i use a towel to dry off and get dressed and get out. i have a little brother with teenage friends, and in the path from the shower to my bedroom i pass them, so it is best to not be naked or draped in a towel.
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IpseDixitTreat me like a pirateAnd give me that bootyRegistered Userregular
edited December 2007
Wash my hair with shampoo first, then soap my shoulders down, then my face so that I'm not blind, rinse. Wash the face again with soap or acne rinse because my face is still susceptible to pimples. Get out dry off, brush teeth, rinse with listerene, deoderize.
Masturbating in the shower takes too long. Plus its a bitch to get it all to go down the drain.
I use a strawberry and cream shampoo and conditioner (they are separate, shampoo + conditioners are for poor people) and a gingerbread body wash. I don't know what I would do if I didn't smell like dessert all the time.
I use a strawberry and cream shampoo and conditioner (they are separate, shampoo + conditioners are for poor people) and a gingerbread body wash. I don't know what I would do if I didn't smell like dessert all the time.
that sounds wonderful
Oh, it is. I used to scoff at people who used fancy shmancy bathroom products, but man, it feels oh so good starting out the day smelling and feeling nice and smooth.
Fucking in the shower is much more difficult than porn makes it out to be.
Actually most things are.
Do you know how fucking hard doggy-style can be to pull off if the two of you are not PRECISELY compatible heights?
Sex in the shower...god...unless you have a REALLY big shower that you can actually lay on the floor for, don't try it, or do it up against the wall. DO NOT TRY TO HOLD HER UP OFF THE FLOOR. The shower floor is WET, it is SLIPPERY, you WILL slip and you will either DROP her or you will fall over and DIE.
ITT: Dhal has bad memories brought to the surface. fuck you bongi
Fucking in the shower is much more difficult than porn makes it out to be.
Actually most things are.
Do you know how fucking hard doggy-style can be to pull off if the two of you are not PRECISELY compatible heights?
Sex in the shower...god...unless you have a REALLY big shower that you can actually lay on the floor for, don't try it, or do it up against the wall. DO NOT TRY TO HOLD HER UP OFF THE FLOOR. The shower floor is WET, it is SLIPPERY, you WILL slip and you will either DROP her or you will fall over and DIE.
ITT: Dhal has bad memories brought to the surface. fuck you bongi
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Fucking in the shower is much more difficult than porn makes it out to be.
Actually most things are.
Do you know how fucking hard doggy-style can be to pull off if the two of you are not PRECISELY compatible heights?
Sex in the shower...god...unless you have a REALLY big shower that you can actually lay on the floor for, don't try it, or do it up against the wall. DO NOT TRY TO HOLD HER UP OFF THE FLOOR. The shower floor is WET, it is SLIPPERY, you WILL slip and you will either DROP her or you will fall over and DIE.
ITT: Dhal has bad memories brought to the surface. fuck you bongi
Fucking in the shower is much more difficult than porn makes it out to be.
Actually most things are.
Do you know how fucking hard doggy-style can be to pull off if the two of you are not PRECISELY compatible heights?
Sex in the shower...god...unless you have a REALLY big shower that you can actually lay on the floor for, don't try it, or do it up against the wall. DO NOT TRY TO HOLD HER UP OFF THE FLOOR. The shower floor is WET, it is SLIPPERY, you WILL slip and you will either DROP her or you will fall over and DIE.
ITT: Dhal has bad memories brought to the surface. fuck you bongi
So are you saying you once were banging a chick in the shower, she slipped, fell and snapped her spine, killing her? And that you then had to hide the body in the backyard, and you are now posting from an Internet cafe somewhere in Mexico?
Fucking in the shower is much more difficult than porn makes it out to be.
Actually most things are.
Do you know how fucking hard doggy-style can be to pull off if the two of you are not PRECISELY compatible heights?
Sex in the shower...god...unless you have a REALLY big shower that you can actually lay on the floor for, don't try it, or do it up against the wall. DO NOT TRY TO HOLD HER UP OFF THE FLOOR. The shower floor is WET, it is SLIPPERY, you WILL slip and you will either DROP her or you will fall over and DIE.
ITT: Dhal has bad memories brought to the surface. fuck you bongi
Does anyone else here wash one leg, then forget which leg they just washed? I mean, I have issuess with short term memory sometimes, but that's almost depressing to do.
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Fucking in the shower is much more difficult than porn makes it out to be.
Actually most things are.
Do you know how fucking hard doggy-style can be to pull off if the two of you are not PRECISELY compatible heights?
Sex in the shower...god...unless you have a REALLY big shower that you can actually lay on the floor for, don't try it, or do it up against the wall. DO NOT TRY TO HOLD HER UP OFF THE FLOOR. The shower floor is WET, it is SLIPPERY, you WILL slip and you will either DROP her or you will fall over and DIE.
ITT: Dhal has bad memories brought to the surface. fuck you bongi
So are you saying you once were banging a chick in the shower, she slipped, fell and snapped her spine, killing her? And that you then had to hide the body in the backyard, and you are now posting from an Internet cafe somewhere in Mexico?
it certainly has the effect eventually of making you a lot less self-conscious about your body, assuming you are some modicum of normal, and you're only being exposed to all the other variations of "normal".
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ButtersA glass of some milksRegistered Userregular
edited December 2007
One of my ex's was almost 2 inches taller than me and we used to have sex in the shower all the time.
Oddly enough we were never walked in on when doing it in her dorm shower.
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Who the hell does the opposite
Raise your hands, because that's fucking nasty and I need to immediately disassociate myself from you
you were close
^5
Daring.
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Masturbating in the shower takes too long. Plus its a bitch to get it all to go down the drain.
Oh, it is. I used to scoff at people who used fancy shmancy bathroom products, but man, it feels oh so good starting out the day smelling and feeling nice and smooth.
I smell like an escort
LOOOOLLLL
Extraordinary takes time
ANYWAY
I was going to say how I do exactly the same as Javen, but it's going to look like i'm just saying that because Javen is my new e-BFF
(TAKE THAT, HOMOS)
for once
Do you know how fucking hard doggy-style can be to pull off if the two of you are not PRECISELY compatible heights?
Sex in the shower...god...unless you have a REALLY big shower that you can actually lay on the floor for, don't try it, or do it up against the wall. DO NOT TRY TO HOLD HER UP OFF THE FLOOR. The shower floor is WET, it is SLIPPERY, you WILL slip and you will either DROP her or you will fall over and DIE.
ITT: Dhal has bad memories brought to the surface. fuck you bongi
It's too crowded for anyone to fall
So are you saying you once were banging a chick in the shower, she slipped, fell and snapped her spine, killing her? And that you then had to hide the body in the backyard, and you are now posting from an Internet cafe somewhere in Mexico?
It's too late for your love now.
Underline: you think it's a link, but it's not.
Portugal.
Good or bad?
Fantastic
it certainly has the effect eventually of making you a lot less self-conscious about your body, assuming you are some modicum of normal, and you're only being exposed to all the other variations of "normal".
Oddly enough we were never walked in on when doing it in her dorm shower.
i demand to know how you did it
with pictures if possible
Like the shower is the cieling
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
i think they had chambers like that in germany except happy gas instead of water
that takes balls