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showers of silver and gold! (and also of water)

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  • cheshirecheshire Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I've always wanted to try sex in the shower but I am afraid of falling. I have fallen in the shower before and it does not feel good.

    cheshire on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    One of my ex's was almost 2 inches taller than me and we used to have sex in the shower all the time.

    Oddly enough we were never walked in on when doing it in her dorm shower.
    dayum
    that takes balls

    among other parts, yes

    very good, dru

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    One of my ex's was almost 2 inches taller than me and we used to have sex in the shower all the time.

    Oddly enough we were never walked in on when doing it in her dorm shower.

    i demand to know how you did it

    with pictures if possible

    Well I was on my tip-toes a bit.

    Butters on
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  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    One of my ex's was almost 2 inches taller than me and we used to have sex in the shower all the time.

    Oddly enough we were never walked in on when doing it in her dorm shower.

    i demand to know how you did it

    with pictures if possible

    Well I was on my tip-toes a bit.

    discomfort

    Dhalphir on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Eh, get a little calf workout whilst doing pleasurable aerobics.

    Butters on
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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    So communal showering.

    Good or bad?

    it certainly has the effect eventually of making you a lot less self-conscious about your body, assuming you are some modicum of normal, and you're only being exposed to all the other variations of "normal".

    It's got to feel a bit strange the first time. I'd probably feel the need to wear something like a hat even though it has no value at all.

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    So communal showering.

    Good or bad?

    it certainly has the effect eventually of making you a lot less self-conscious about your body, assuming you are some modicum of normal, and you're only being exposed to all the other variations of "normal".

    It's got to feel a bit strange the first time. I'd probably feel the need to wear something like a hat even though it has no value at all.

    Unless it's a top hat, then you give off that air of class

    Green on
  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Green wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    So communal showering.

    Good or bad?

    it certainly has the effect eventually of making you a lot less self-conscious about your body, assuming you are some modicum of normal, and you're only being exposed to all the other variations of "normal".

    It's got to feel a bit strange the first time. I'd probably feel the need to wear something like a hat even though it has no value at all.

    Unless it's a top hat, then you give off that air of class

    Or a Fedora to retain a sense of mystery.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2007
    Guys this thread is about showers not shower sex!

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    One time when I was using the uni gym last year a dude showered in a t-shirt

    But he was still naked from the waist down

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    nippleshy

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2007
    I shower in all my clothes to make them clean. Kill two birds with one stone so to speak. One shower, even.

    bongi on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I think there's a porn subgenre like that toby

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2007
    There's a porn subgenre where I shower with my clothes on?

    bongi on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Yes


    so vain

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2007
    How is it vain to question you?

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    No it was vain to assume the genre was about you

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    bongiphilia

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Shower curtains or shower doors?

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  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    DOORS.

    edit: seriously though I hate shower curtains. I always forget to tuck them into the shower recess and leave them hanging out and the water runs down them and all over the floor and i have to clean it up.

    fuck shower curtains

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    One of my ex's was almost 2 inches taller than me and we used to have sex in the shower all the time.

    Oddly enough we were never walked in on when doing it in her dorm shower.
    dayum
    that takes balls

    among other parts, yes

    very good, dru
    hooray!
    you can make obvious jokes!

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
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    Never nudes are so silly.

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    DOORS.

    edit: seriously though I hate shower curtains. I always forget to tuck them into the shower recess and leave them hanging out and the water runs down them and all over the floor and i have to clean it up.

    fuck shower curtains

    I think doors too. Just remember to wipe it down afterwards.

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  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    DOORS.

    edit: seriously though I hate shower curtains. I always forget to tuck them into the shower recess and leave them hanging out and the water runs down them and all over the floor and i have to clean it up.

    fuck shower curtains

    I think doors too. Just remember to wipe it down afterwards.

    :lol:

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I go for the all around approach for showering, no top to bottom stuff.
    Shampoo, rinse, conditioner, let that sit.
    Apply soap to everywhere you want on the front, starting from the bottom (this is usually the genitals for me)
    After you're done your body, soap your face.
    Rinse everything at the same time.
    Do the back, and you're done!

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I read somewhere that you should fuck your fat-ass pregnant wife in the shower to make her feel better about resembling a hippo.

    Jesus Christ, that's one bar of soap away from a triple fatality.

    YaYa on
  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I have one of those UFO type above the head waterfall showerheads

    Big Red Tie on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2007
    I have one of those UFO type above the head waterfall showerheads

    Really? Does it actually fly like the image suggests?

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    no it is attached to the wall

    and anyway I face away from it while I shower (and it terrifies me because it looks like something is creeping up behind me in my peripheral vision)

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    Beasteh wrote: »
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  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    YaYa wrote: »
    I read somewhere that you should fuck your fat-ass pregnant wife in the shower to make her feel better about resembling a hippo.

    Jesus Christ, that's one bar of soap away from a triple fatality.

    i dont get it

    how does that make her feel better

    wouldnt it make her feel like a whale what with the water and such

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    I read somewhere that you should fuck your fat-ass pregnant wife in the shower to make her feel better about resembling a hippo.

    Jesus Christ, that's one bar of soap away from a triple fatality.

    i dont get it

    how does that make her feel better

    wouldnt it make her feel like a whale what with the water and such

    Well, I guess it's like taking her back to her normal habitat.

    YaYa on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    you're both idiots

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    DH when are we going on our date

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    wow

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    look don't pressure me

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    sorry baby

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    YaYa wrote: »
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    I read somewhere that you should fuck your fat-ass pregnant wife in the shower to make her feel better about resembling a hippo.

    Jesus Christ, that's one bar of soap away from a triple fatality.

    i dont get it

    how does that make her feel better

    wouldnt it make her feel like a whale what with the water and such

    Well, I guess it's like taking her back to her normal habitat.

    ALT ANSWER:

    You mean the kitchen?

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    guys that dude I met yesterday already asked me out and we are going on a date tonight

    I think it's a date anyway

    is it? oh god

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    you met a dude?

    why do you think it's a date

    don't forget to shave

    nobody likes a 5 o'clock shadow

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