I wash my face last because I don't want any conditioner in my pores
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World as Mytha breezy way to annoy serious peopleRegistered Userregular
edited December 2007
when I used the shower in my apartment for the first time, I turned on the bath tap first (like you do), up to maximum velocity, and was very pleased that it had such good water pressure
then I switched it over to shower and oh my god
the water doesn't go down, just across, at about six feet in midair
I find that I'm able to think more clearly when I'm in the shower for some reason. No one else understands this apparently because they're all like "yeah right you're beating off hurr hurr"
I find that I'm able to think more clearly when I'm in the shower for some reason. No one else understands this apparently because they're all like "yeah right you're beating off hurr hurr"
I find that I'm able to think more clearly when I'm in the shower for some reason. No one else understands this apparently because they're all like "yeah right you're beating off hurr hurr"
I have 9/10 of my good ideas in the shower.
Judging by your post history, it looks like you don't shower very much.
I find that I'm able to think more clearly when I'm in the shower for some reason. No one else understands this apparently because they're all like "yeah right you're beating off hurr hurr"
h5
Showers are seriously one of the highlights of my day
I would sleep in a shower if I could
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FrankoSometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeatRegistered Userregular
edited December 2007
I had sex in a hotel shower two nights ago, fuck ya
Because fuck water conservation. I want to relax, damnit.
Hell, to save time, why not just dump a half a cup of dirt into a lukewarm tub and call it a day.
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FrankoSometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeatRegistered Userregular
edited December 2007
Also here is my shower set up
One shower a day 7 days a week, in the morning, if for some reason i got super sweaty that day (summer, gym), I will take a second shower.
Shower time goes anywhere from a minimum of 15 minutes to a possible 30 minutes if I'm feeling comfortable or I feel I have the time
The water is always a very hot and I usually do not swith on my fan and allow the room to fill with steam
I will normally not beat off in the shower, though I have been known to, I also do not brush my teeth in the shower
I do hair first with shampoo and than condition from a seond bottle, but lately I have switched to a 2 in 1 bottle for speed and convience
Next I will do my body with liquid soap, as of now however I am using a soap bar because I ran out of liquid soap and this is my backup body washer.
I will than dry myself off and hand my towl up to dry.
Afterwards I move to my bedroom to select my day's wardrobe.
About once a month I shower myself off completely, and then I fill the tub and relax in it. Then when thats done I take a cool rinse. It feels absolutely wonderful.
Usually I just go in and start by shampooing up my hair. Then I suds up everywhere else. When thats done I rinse out my hair, put in conditioner, then rinse that out, then I wash my face off with face soap, then I rinse that off, and finally I rinse everything off. Everything starts at the top and goes downward.
Edit: The whole process is a rather efficient 6-10 minutes. I go longer if I can, but there comes a point where spending more than 20 minutes in a shower is just silly redundency. Also, at intervals through the shower I turn down the temperature, so at the end the water feels cool compared to the hot start, and I just feel refreshed and cool instead of steamed-lobster.
Also, my face gets red easily so I kinda have to take cool showers.
One shower a day 7 days a week, in the morning, if for some reason i got super sweaty that day (summer, gym), I will take a second shower.
Shower time goes anywhere from a minimum of 15 minutes to a possible 30 minutes if I'm feeling comfortable or I feel I have the time
The water is always a very hot and I usually do not swith on my fan and allow the room to fill with steam
I will normally not beat off in the shower, though I have been known to, I also do not brush my teeth in the shower
I do hair first with shampoo and than condition from a seond bottle, but lately I have switched to a 2 in 1 bottle for speed and convience
Next I will do my body with liquid soap, as of now however I am using a soap bar because I ran out of liquid soap and this is my backup body washer.
I will than dry myself off and hand my towl up to dry.
Afterwards I move to my bedroom to select my day's wardrobe.
I use a 2-in-1, then liquid soap, then bar soap on everything north of my thighs. South of that, no washing.
I have one of those grass-like pads at the bottom of the shower, so it tends to get all sudsy so I rub my feet and toes around in it as I'm finishing up to give them a quick clean. Also, I wash my feet off after work or when I get home after spending a long time in shoes.
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Nope!
no im getting them too
STEAM!
other than that i just wash everything off and then shampoo, or shampoo and then use the soap i don't know
my mom taught me this was the right way
Because it's always a race to see who can get in first when the shower starts up.
I hear the water start running, and I quickly rip off my clothes and make a dash for the bathroom, and you know what?
Some asshole is always in there before me.
I always have to suck his donger as some kind of toll.
God, I hate how showers just randomly start up. If only there was a way for me to turn it on at my convenience.
then I switched it over to shower and oh my god
the water doesn't go down, just across, at about six feet in midair
Because I am not lady or a lady boy.
Also because I don't have much hair to wash.
well yeah
but armpits and crotch get the most attention
where do you shower, that shower heads have fought for their independence and the right to turn on whenever they wish?
my hair is too curly not to use conditioner
if I don't use conditioner I am obscured beneath a cloud of dark brown frizz
Who would want dry, brittle hair
a good shower is like
tantamount to a good apartment
I hate you both
ignore that text message
When I lived downtown the shower sucked
it seriously ruined my day a few times.
I find that I'm able to think more clearly when I'm in the shower for some reason. No one else understands this apparently because they're all like "yeah right you're beating off hurr hurr"
I have 9/10 of my good ideas in the shower.
Judging by your post history, it looks like you don't shower very much.
I just never express them here.
Because fuck water conservation. I want to relax, damnit.
h5
Showers are seriously one of the highlights of my day
I would sleep in a shower if I could
Hell, to save time, why not just dump a half a cup of dirt into a lukewarm tub and call it a day.
One shower a day 7 days a week, in the morning, if for some reason i got super sweaty that day (summer, gym), I will take a second shower.
Shower time goes anywhere from a minimum of 15 minutes to a possible 30 minutes if I'm feeling comfortable or I feel I have the time
The water is always a very hot and I usually do not swith on my fan and allow the room to fill with steam
I will normally not beat off in the shower, though I have been known to, I also do not brush my teeth in the shower
I do hair first with shampoo and than condition from a seond bottle, but lately I have switched to a 2 in 1 bottle for speed and convience
Next I will do my body with liquid soap, as of now however I am using a soap bar because I ran out of liquid soap and this is my backup body washer.
I will than dry myself off and hand my towl up to dry.
Afterwards I move to my bedroom to select my day's wardrobe.
Usually I just go in and start by shampooing up my hair. Then I suds up everywhere else. When thats done I rinse out my hair, put in conditioner, then rinse that out, then I wash my face off with face soap, then I rinse that off, and finally I rinse everything off. Everything starts at the top and goes downward.
Edit: The whole process is a rather efficient 6-10 minutes. I go longer if I can, but there comes a point where spending more than 20 minutes in a shower is just silly redundency. Also, at intervals through the shower I turn down the temperature, so at the end the water feels cool compared to the hot start, and I just feel refreshed and cool instead of steamed-lobster.
Also, my face gets red easily so I kinda have to take cool showers.
I have one of those grass-like pads at the bottom of the shower, so it tends to get all sudsy so I rub my feet and toes around in it as I'm finishing up to give them a quick clean. Also, I wash my feet off after work or when I get home after spending a long time in shoes.