I like the feeling you get when you rinse conditioner off your hair and the slightly cooler water goes down your back
That's nice
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Dhalphirdon't you open that trapdooryou're a fool if you dareRegistered Userregular
edited December 2007
Hm, i'm the opposite, i slowly make the shower hotter and hotter, in winter. in summer I do the same thing, bu right at the end, I steel myself, turn off the hot water and blast my hair with cold water.
then when i straighten, the cool water runs down me.
1. shampoo in hair
2. soap on left armpit
3. soap on right armpit
4. soap on crotch
5. rinse left armpit
6. rinse right armpit
7. rinse crotch
8. rinse hair
9. done
I usually have cold showers so my balls often do the try-to-jump-inside-you routine, which makes it uncomfortable. I also do the logical thing, top to bottom, because eww washing your ass then your face?
Apparently I had five nurses in the shower with me when I passed out in the hospital, I was pumped full of morphine which is like ultimate whiskey dick anyway so I couldn't have done anything about it.
Usually I think about maths in the shower.
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The Black HunterThe key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple,unimpeachable reason to existRegistered Userregular
God damn, one time I had a really long shower and used up the hot water in our water tank.
My mum takes this one occurance as a sign she needs to drop $1000 on a brand new one.
THE OLD ONE WAS FINE I WAS JUST STUPID.
my parents have the worst luck with hot water tanks
they have had like 3 burst in the past 6 years
flooding the basement each time
Ours is outside in the backyard.
It is in like an enclosed area now, so if anything goes wrong it is just my mums collection of shitty furniture getting ruined.
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Tossrocktoo weird to livetoo rare to dieRegistered Userregular
edited December 2007
Orifice cleaning (Come on it's ok to pick your nose in the shower it just goes down the drain gosh), shampoo, left arm, right arm, torso, left leg, right leg
Although sometimes the order of the legs changes.
Also bongi don't let the haters get you down this was a great OP
I shave in the shower, which has become increasingly difficult because the mirror I bought which claims to be unfoggable is, in fact, foggable, which has caused soap film to dry all over it. I basically shave in the general facial area indicated by the mirror and hope for the best.
I pretty much feel like shit all day if I don't have a morning shower. Not entirely sure why. Anyone else like this, or are there too many godless heathens who take showers/baths at night?
I pretty much feel like shit all day if I don't have a morning shower. Not entirely sure why. Anyone else like this, or are there too many godless heathens who take showers/baths at night?
fuck yes
if i dont shower in the morning i feel like a scuzball all day
I pretty much feel like shit all day if I don't have a morning shower. Not entirely sure why. Anyone else like this, or are there too many godless heathens who take showers/baths at night?
going to bed all greasy and stuff is gross and bad and you should feel bad.
(seriously though, you're getting into bed all dirty and then rolling around in all of your dirt all night. that's grosstastic :P)
you actually came up in conversation with my wife on sunday. we were watching national treasure 2, and i told i talk to a guy who ate lunch with nic cage and that you thought he was wierd.
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That's nice
then when i straighten, the cool water runs down me.
its very nice.
That's how my dates usually go.
then i brush my teeth
then wash the body from top to down
then wash my hair
having a fog free mirror is awesome
Yeah, it gets pretty hot
this is best when i have a head cold and am all stuffy
Then on occasion I choke one out.
Which is annoylingly difficult in the shower
kpop appreciation station i also like to tweet some
I am pretty terrible at hygeine, but my butt and anything that has touched it does not go near my face.
I live in Australia too.
...
Right?
Right?
WOOSH!
POW!
STRIP CLUB!
It's Ruddy! here to save the world, or the country, or some parts, or maybe we were just sick of howie
We've been through where you live every time you get drunk, I know by now.
Aww, you remembered.
By the way,
I love you so much
EDIT: Yeah, fuck me Yaya, 104 per day?
Also ta ta
Satans..... hints.....
My mum takes this one occurance as a sign she needs to drop $1000 on a brand new one.
THE OLD ONE WAS FINE I WAS JUST STUPID.
On that note, really going to bed okay g'night bye.
my parents have the worst luck with hot water tanks
they have had like 3 burst in the past 6 years
flooding the basement each time
Usually I think about maths in the shower.
Ours is outside in the backyard.
It is in like an enclosed area now, so if anything goes wrong it is just my mums collection of shitty furniture getting ruined.
Although sometimes the order of the legs changes.
Also bongi don't let the haters get you down this was a great OP
bongi I am not telling you anything until I know what you need this information for!
Also I love me some hot showers.
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it'd be pretty fuckin hot
but i imagine the worst part would be when it starts to harden
Probably. I don't believe gold has to be that hot to melt, though, given how soft it is.
i believe it would be rather hot on bare skin still.
fuck yes
if i dont shower in the morning i feel like a scuzball all day
going to bed all greasy and stuff is gross and bad and you should feel bad.
(seriously though, you're getting into bed all dirty and then rolling around in all of your dirt all night. that's grosstastic :P)
steam | Dokkan: 868846562
Morning showers for life!
hi5
hey ziplock read this unrelated thing:
just so ya know