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You know what I want

Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
edited December 2007 in Social Entropy++
A good fantasy action movie that has a decent plot, but no mother fucking love story. I'm so tired of seeing people getting spited on swords and pikes. Hearing people scream in pain while the chaos of battle flows around them. And then when you least expect it, cut to the main bad ass talking tenderly to some wench instead of being all bad ass like he's supposed to be.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    You know what I want?

    A fuckin' cheeseburger

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Yeah, multi-faceted and emotional story-telling pisses me off too.

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    You know what I want?

    A fuckin' cheeseburger

    Oh man I'm burgin'. Seriously fucking burgin'.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2007
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    or a fuckin' tuna melt

    I had one for lunch

    on a wheat sub roll

    with diced tomatoes and onions and stuff

    swiss cheese on top

    shit is delicious

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    You know what I want?

    A fuckin' cheeseburger

    Oh man I'm burgin'. Seriously fucking burgin'.
    You know what.

    Me too.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Yeah.

    They always want some way to get the ladies in there but GOD

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    So tell me what you want
    What you really really want

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i wish the lord of the rings movie trilogy was never ever made

    I really hope you're joking.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i wish the lord of the rings movie trilogy was never ever made

    Why do you feel this way?

    I have never really understood this sentiment.

    I read the books after the movie and there was just as much, if not more, singing and Frodo being gay and crap.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Green wrote: »
    So tell me what you want
    What you really really want

    keith in three...two...

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2007
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I want some titties in my face.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i wish the lord of the rings movie trilogy was never ever made

    Oh, teefs, you little curmudgeon you!

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  • Captain CrunchCaptain Crunch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Goatmon wrote: »
    i wish the lord of the rings movie trilogy was never ever made

    I really hope you're joking.

    yeah well i really hope you're joking about liking jack

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    I just want this presumed food poisoning to go away.

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  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    i wish the lord of the rings movie trilogy was never ever made

    Why do you feel this way?

    I have never really understood this sentiment.

    I read the books after the movie and there was just as much, if not more, singing and Frodo being gay and crap.

    Think of who you are talking to.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    i wish the lord of the rings movie trilogy was never ever made

    Why do you feel this way?

    I have never really understood this sentiment.

    I read the books after the movie and there was just as much, if not more, singing and Frodo being gay and crap.
    Its not because they're bad films or anything, its just because they were made instead of a Foundation series of films

    I like The Foundation a million times more than I do Lord of the Rings

    Okay I think I read the first Foundation book.

    I don't really remember anything that would be interesting to watch in that.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I was disapointed that Sam and Frodo didn't fuck.


    Maybe this belongs in the fanfic thread.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    A good fantasy action movie that has a decent plot, but no mother fucking love story. I'm so tired of seeing people getting spited on swords and pikes. Hearing people scream in pain while the chaos of battle flows around them. And then when you least expect it, cut to the main bad ass talking tenderly to some wench instead of being all bad ass like he's supposed to be.

    Chronicles of Riddick?

    That was a pretty good movie considering it was scifi/sequel

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I was disapointed that Sam and Frodo didn't fuck.


    Maybe this belongs in the fanfic thread.
    fanfiction.net

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Fuck, now I want a burger too :(

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    look space empires and psychohistory is so much cooler than elves and fucking rings

    Granted, but it does not translate well to film at all.

    Those movies would bomb so hard.

    It's too intellectual, not that that's bad, but it's just not exciting.


    Once again though I only read one book so I am out of my element here

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I was disapointed that Sam and Frodo didn't fuck.


    Maybe this belongs in the fanfic thread.
    fanfiction.net
    I've been told by my step-sister, who actually writes and reads fanfics and is huge in the Harry Potter fan scene, that fanfiction.net is a terrible fucking place where there is only madness, like the sound of gnashing teeth and children weeping as their world burns around them like so much tinder.

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    A good fantasy action movie that has a decent plot, but no mother fucking love story. I'm so tired of seeing people getting spited on swords and pikes. Hearing people scream in pain while the chaos of battle flows around them. And then when you least expect it, cut to the main bad ass talking tenderly to some wench instead of being all bad ass like he's supposed to be.

    Chronicles of Riddick?

    That was a pretty good movie considering it was scifi/sequel
    chronicles of riddick is the only instance where the game turned out better than the movie

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Pitch Black was a pretty awesome movie.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    look space empires and psychohistory are so much cooler than elves and fucking rings

    Yeah, if it's done well. If it's not...

    Battlefield_earth_poster.jpg

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Goatmon wrote: »
    look space empires and psychohistory are so much cooler than elves and fucking rings

    Yeah, if it's done well. If it's not...

    Battlefield_earth_poster.jpg

    That's exactly what I was thinking, except it would be even duller than that.

    Less fucking insane but duller.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Man... I just ate some really fucking delicious chocolate pie but we don't have any milk. D:

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    A good fantasy action movie that has a decent plot, but no mother fucking love story. I'm so tired of seeing people getting spited on swords and pikes. Hearing people scream in pain while the chaos of battle flows around them. And then when you least expect it, cut to the main bad ass talking tenderly to some wench instead of being all bad ass like he's supposed to be.

    Chronicles of Riddick?

    That was a pretty good movie considering it was scifi/sequel
    chronicles of riddick is the only instance where the game turned out better than the movie

    Maaaaaaaaaaan that movie wasn't that bad.

    Unless you're saying that the game was just pretty awesome so the movie could still be a decent film.

    Inwhich case we can agree.

    But if that's not what you meant, so help my god, I will end the love inside you.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    SA wrote: »
    Pitch Black was a pretty awesome movie.
    yes it was

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    SA wrote: »
    Pitch Black was a pretty awesome movie.

    I loved the ending. Like, we could leave the planet anytime now, but I'd rather stay for an extra minute just so we can fry a few dozen of these fuckers on our way out.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    That's the problem with most of these movies people come up with that they think would be awesome; the studios want it to appeal to as many people as possible if they are spending that much money.


    So enters the Jive-talking black character and the love story.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    shoot 'em up didn't really have a love story

    just a really goofy sex scene

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    TFS read my last post on the last page what say you

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    A good fantasy action movie that has a decent plot, but no mother fucking love story. I'm so tired of seeing people getting spited on swords and pikes. Hearing people scream in pain while the chaos of battle flows around them. And then when you least expect it, cut to the main bad ass talking tenderly to some wench instead of being all bad ass like he's supposed to be.

    Chronicles of Riddick?

    That was a pretty good movie considering it was scifi/sequel
    chronicles of riddick is the only instance where the game turned out better than the movie

    *cough* Goldeneye *cough*

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