Have him have a bunch of names of people he is supposed to kill on his arm and also have him carry around a tattoo gun. So, when he eliminates that person, he can cross out the name at the same time.
He'll encounter one of the men he is swore to kill, and he'll cross out a name. His enemy will ask him what he's doing. He'll look up and just reply. "Crossing you out." Manly antics ensue.
Also, Christopher Walken can only wear a sleevless leather jacket with "Born in Hell, Raised to Kill" written in studs on his back.
EXT. A DUSTY FIELD, DAY
We’re staring at a dark, cloudy sky. We hear quiet moans, howls, and the distant sound of battle. We pan down, and get a glimpse of a NAZI THRALL. He wears grey, has a long blonde beard and battle axe. We also see that he has stitches all around his head, as if he’s had brain surgery. We follow over his shoulder as he navigates the field, brown dust everywhere. To the side we see the corpse of a giant penis, impaled with an 11 foot broadsword.
CUT TO:
We’re looking in the Thrall’s face now...Except it’s not the Thrall. It looks just like him, but he’s surrounded by other lobotomized Nazi Thralls. They’re all staring down at something as the thrall we had been following earlier joins the group. We pan down to see a BADASS WEREWOLF. He’s lying on the ground, obviously wounded. He’s wearing half a set of military fatigues. The pants have been removed and thrown aside. We angle on the werewolf’s tail, as one of the Thralls lifts it up and shoves his foot long METALLIC COCK inside the werewolves ass. Blood spurts from the asshole and the werewolf howls in agony, only to be silenced by another clone’s steel penis in its mouth. For a few seconds we watch the spectacle.
POV SHOT
We see two rough, giant fists revving a chainsaw. Whoever’s eyes we’re looking through looks up and sees the group of Clone Thralls gangraping the werewolf.
CUT TO:
We’re staring right at a Lobotomized Nazi Thrall’s face, as he’s pleasured by the werewolf. Suddenly, a HUGE rumble followed by a chainsaw blade cleaving his entire body in two. As the corpse falls aside, we see the wielder of the chainsaw: CHRISTOPHER MOTHERFUCKING WALKEN, wearing a leather jacket with “Born in Hell, Raised to Kill” spelled out in the teeth of his enemies on the back and dirty jeans.
Walken quickly starts to dispatch the Thralls until only the one sodomizing the werewolf is left. The Thrall locks eyes with Walken, removes his metal cock from the werewolf, and swings it at Walken. Walken blocks the cock with his chainsaw, and the two foes have a fierce fight around the werewolf.
As the cock wizzes by Walken’s head, Walken GRABS it and rips it right out of the Thrall’s crotch. He smashes the Thrall’s head in with it. Walken helps the werewolf up, and hops onto its shoulders.
CLOSEUP
On Walken, his face a determined scowl. We slowly zoom out, until we get the full view of Walken riding a werewolf at full speed, his trophy weapon of a metallic wang held high in the air. We pan behind Walken and the werewolf, and see the mother of all battles. Giant robots, (Western and Anime) battle it out, fireballs and meteors fly everywhere, millions upon millions of troops duke it out. Walken charges towards the battle, screaming and pointing the metal cock straight forward.
The forum's playing hell with the formatting, but you'll get the gist.
EXT. A DUSTY FIELD, DAY
We’re staring at a dark, cloudy sky. We hear quiet moans, howls, and the distant sound of battle. We pan down, and get a glimpse of a NAZI THRALL. He wears grey, has a long blonde beard and battle axe. We also see that he has stitches all around his head, as if he’s had brain surgery. We follow over his shoulder as he navigates the field, brown dust everywhere. To the side we see the corpse of a giant penis, impaled with an 11 foot broadsword.
CUT TO:
We’re looking in the Thrall’s face now...Except it’s not the Thrall. It looks just like him, but he’s surrounded by other lobotomized Nazi Thralls. They’re all staring down at something as the thrall we had been following earlier joins the group. We pan down to see a BADASS WEREWOLF. He’s lying on the ground, obviously wounded. He’s wearing half a set of military fatigues. The pants have been removed and thrown aside. We angle on the werewolf’s tail, as one of the Thralls lifts it up and shoves his foot long METALLIC COCK inside the werewolves ass. Blood spurts from the asshole and the werewolf howls in agony, only to be silenced by another clone’s steel penis in its mouth. For a few seconds we watch the spectacle.
POV SHOT
We see two rough, giant fists revving a chainsaw. Whoever’s eyes we’re looking through looks up and sees the group of Clone Thralls gangraping the werewolf.
CUT TO:
We’re staring right at a Lobotomized Nazi Thrall’s face, as he’s pleasured by the werewolf. Suddenly, a HUGE rumble followed by a chainsaw blade cleaving his entire body in two. As the corpse falls aside, we see the wielder of the chainsaw: CHRISTOPHER MOTHERFUCKING WALKEN, wearing a leather jacket with “Born in Hell, Raised to Kill†spelled out in the teeth of his enemies on the back and dirty jeans.
Walken quickly starts to dispatch the Thralls until only the one sodomizing the werewolf is left. The Thrall locks eyes with Walken, removes his metal cock from the werewolf, and swings it at Walken. Walken blocks the cock with his chainsaw, and the two foes have a fierce fight around the werewolf.
As the cock wizzes by Walken’s head, Walken GRABS it and rips it right out of the Thrall’s crotch. He smashes the Thrall’s head in with it. Walken helps the werewolf up, and hops onto its shoulders.
CLOSEUP
On Walken, his face a determined scowl. We slowly zoom out, until we get the full view of Walken riding a werewolf at full speed, his trophy weapon of a metallic wang held high in the air. We pan behind Walken and the werewolf, and see the mother of all battles. Giant robots, (Western and Anime) battle it out, fireballs and meteors fly everywhere, millions upon millions of troops duke it out. Walken charges towards the battle, screaming and pointing the metal cock straight forward.
Okay, seeing as I'm intensely bored and don't feel like working on my screenplay right now, I'm gonna play a little game.
You guys name...let's say, 20 things that you'd want to see in the best action movie ever (these can be characters, methods of killing, stereotypes, weapons, whatever) and I will shoe-horn them all into a 5 page script, which will be the most epically awesome thing ever.
Nuclear destruction of all but a few thousand people on the planet.
Okay, seeing as I'm intensely bored and don't feel like working on my screenplay right now, I'm gonna play a little game.
You guys name...let's say, 20 things that you'd want to see in the best action movie ever (these can be characters, methods of killing, stereotypes, weapons, whatever) and I will shoe-horn them all into a 5 page script, which will be the most epically awesome thing ever.
Nuclear destruction of all but a few thousand people on the planet.
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He'll encounter one of the men he is swore to kill, and he'll cross out a name. His enemy will ask him what he's doing. He'll look up and just reply. "Crossing you out." Manly antics ensue.
Also, Christopher Walken can only wear a sleevless leather jacket with "Born in Hell, Raised to Kill" written in studs on his back.
We’re staring at a dark, cloudy sky. We hear quiet moans, howls, and the distant sound of battle. We pan down, and get a glimpse of a NAZI THRALL. He wears grey, has a long blonde beard and battle axe. We also see that he has stitches all around his head, as if he’s had brain surgery. We follow over his shoulder as he navigates the field, brown dust everywhere. To the side we see the corpse of a giant penis, impaled with an 11 foot broadsword.
CUT TO:
We’re looking in the Thrall’s face now...Except it’s not the Thrall. It looks just like him, but he’s surrounded by other lobotomized Nazi Thralls. They’re all staring down at something as the thrall we had been following earlier joins the group. We pan down to see a BADASS WEREWOLF. He’s lying on the ground, obviously wounded. He’s wearing half a set of military fatigues. The pants have been removed and thrown aside. We angle on the werewolf’s tail, as one of the Thralls lifts it up and shoves his foot long METALLIC COCK inside the werewolves ass. Blood spurts from the asshole and the werewolf howls in agony, only to be silenced by another clone’s steel penis in its mouth. For a few seconds we watch the spectacle.
POV SHOT
We see two rough, giant fists revving a chainsaw. Whoever’s eyes we’re looking through looks up and sees the group of Clone Thralls gangraping the werewolf.
CUT TO:
We’re staring right at a Lobotomized Nazi Thrall’s face, as he’s pleasured by the werewolf. Suddenly, a HUGE rumble followed by a chainsaw blade cleaving his entire body in two. As the corpse falls aside, we see the wielder of the chainsaw: CHRISTOPHER MOTHERFUCKING WALKEN, wearing a leather jacket with “Born in Hell, Raised to Kill” spelled out in the teeth of his enemies on the back and dirty jeans.
Walken quickly starts to dispatch the Thralls until only the one sodomizing the werewolf is left. The Thrall locks eyes with Walken, removes his metal cock from the werewolf, and swings it at Walken. Walken blocks the cock with his chainsaw, and the two foes have a fierce fight around the werewolf.
As the cock wizzes by Walken’s head, Walken GRABS it and rips it right out of the Thrall’s crotch. He smashes the Thrall’s head in with it. Walken helps the werewolf up, and hops onto its shoulders.
CLOSEUP
On Walken, his face a determined scowl. We slowly zoom out, until we get the full view of Walken riding a werewolf at full speed, his trophy weapon of a metallic wang held high in the air. We pan behind Walken and the werewolf, and see the mother of all battles. Giant robots, (Western and Anime) battle it out, fireballs and meteors fly everywhere, millions upon millions of troops duke it out. Walken charges towards the battle, screaming and pointing the metal cock straight forward.
The forum's playing hell with the formatting, but you'll get the gist.
It's a union rule.
Edit: Holy God. That is an amazing post. A. Maze. Ing.
Shall I put Chigurh on there for you, Penguin?
What.
Nuclear destruction of all but a few thousand people on the planet.
The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun
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I'll throw it in at the end.
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Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
why hasn't this been put on the fast track
he is probably busy workin on, you know, motherfuckin hobbit
he isn't directing the Hobbit though
he is only producing it
now that I think about it though he is currently directing The Lovely Bones