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I might be a genius : Scratch & Sniff

Han SolomonHan Solomon Registered User regular
edited December 2007 in Social Entropy++
Ok we all know when you scratch it you must sniff it. No matter if you're in the work place or friends you're gonna conveniently scratch under your nose or however you do it incognito. And if you don't want to smell it then the urge will put a little thought into your mind ever increasing your desire to do so. You'll want it, and want it more like a five second teaser trailer on that badass next-summer flick.

This just may be a male thing, I'm unaware of any females with this god forsaken habit. Maybe the female SE++ can shed some light on this matter.


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[Night shift has distorted my sleeping patterns and I'm up at 2am making french toast over contemplating each and everything]

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    You're fucking disgusting.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2007
    do you give yourself a dutch oven?

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  • SegSeg Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    What in the heck are you talking about? Scratching what? Sniffing what?

    Seg on
  • ProcrastinatorProcrastinator Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I do this.

    Am not ashamed to admit it!

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  • Han SolomonHan Solomon Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Oh don't be pussies and pretend you guys don't.

    It's a fact. Facts don't lie.

    And what you scratch is up to you.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    I'm pretty certain you're not a genius.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    What the fuck are you going on about?

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    This thread is destined to go places.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    BUTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    places, certainly.

    desirable places?

    QUESTIONABLE

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    So... So you sniff everything you scratch? Should your fingernail accidentally scrape across a table do you smell that?

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  • Han SolomonHan Solomon Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    places, certainly.

    desirable places?

    QUESTIONABLE

    'Tis the purpose. What fun is it when you know where the road's going? :O

    And keith, you're a dutchbag! Go back to Belgium.

    I just took a shower half a hour ago so there was no smell but that's why you must do it... you MUST know whether or not it does!
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    So... So you sniff everything you scratch? Should your fingernail accidentally scrape across a table do you smell that?

    If you're so inclined. I decided to leave what "it" is to you guys.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I do not scratch things and then smell my hand

    I find that a little gross actually

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Goatmon wrote: »
    This thread is destined to go places.
    Will we be sniffing afterwards?

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    well, there is one thing I wanna scratch

    I wanna scratch off this threeeaaadd what

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  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I must confess.

    When I saw this thread title I was expecting some great revelation regarding Scratch 'N' Sniff stickers.

    I loved those things.

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  • Han SolomonHan Solomon Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'm going to eat my frog toast and come back to see where the fuck this has gone.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    I do not scratch things and then smell my hand

    I find that a little gross actually

    I occasionally scratch things but smell my hand no way

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Guys, I think he's talking about scratching his testicles

    I think that's what he's talking about

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Also, your sig is too tall

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Lock it quick while he's gone.

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  • SegSeg Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    I do not scratch things and then smell my hand

    I find that a little gross actually

    also add disturbing to that

    Seg on
  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    wait a fucking minute, this is a gay ass dane cook sketch

    fuck that

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    oh god
    dane cook

    seriously?

    god han you were a neutral stim but now you've successfully made yourself into a negative stim

    congratulations

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2007
    no one likes the guy that just recites bad comedians' routines at parties

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT ADORABLE BABY RATS

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