your comedian thread dutches

Han Solomon

One thing that really makes me respect a comedian is if they can do good stand up. In the last year or so I've gotten into Eddie Izzard and once I got past the wtf british transvestite? What the hell? Thing--- I really liked him. Mostly because I've always disliked the idea of religion since they really are exclusive and are all about we're right you're wrong type things and he expresses the same view quite often, and I love non-bashing religious humor.

And recently I got into Daniel Tosh, he's hilarious just because he's a complete dick about everything, not unlike Bill Hicks.

I enjoyed Dave Chapelle's stuff back in Killing them Softly but when the Chappelle Show came out he got overplayed, everyone was repeating the same damn jokes and it just got old fast.

So who're your favorite comedians?

Raneados

the proper response to having a thread locked is obviously to make a new thread complaining about it

amazing

Charles Kinbote

A new thread in response to a locked one, confusion about transvestites, and a general sense of idiocy.

How's life?

Raneados

shankill stop STEALING MY JOKES

haha get it?!?!?

LIKE DANE COOK AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Han Solomon

Me trying to make an interesting thread because no good ones are active has obviously attracted a lot of whining.

DarkPrimus

Raneados, you are a pretty funny guy.

Han Solomon, you are a pretty stupid guy.

Raneados

oh man

you're like an angry internet vendetta nerd tour de force

Charles Kinbote

Han Solomon wrote: »

Me trying to make an interesting thread because no good ones are active has obviously attracted a lot of whining.

Didn't your father ever tell you that trying is nowhere near as important as succeeding?

Raneados

I am not actually all that funny

I pay people to sit behind me and feed me shtick while I forum

DarkPrimus

Raneados wrote: »

I am not actually all that funny

I pay people to sit behind me and feed me shtick while I forum

Oh, they feed you shtick from behind, eh? :winky:

Muggins

I liked how I closed the last thread


THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT TURTLES

Raneados

DarkPrimus wrote: »

Raneados wrote: »

I am not actually all that funny

I pay people to sit behind me and feed me shtick while I forum

Oh, they feed you shtick from behind, eh? :winky:

stick

sorry

typo

sticks as in penis

there we go

Obbi

I just found out I don't have to lick a tootsie pop in order to get to its delicious chocolate center

alligator jaws all up in here

Charles Kinbote

Oh, they feed you schtick from behind, eh?

Han Solomon

Oh come on, don't get two threads closed

All I want is a legit thread and I'm not making a third. [Damn I'd give you guys what you want ]

Muggins

TURRRRRRRRRRRRTLLLLLESSSSSSSSS

TheySlashThem

obbi when you did you get a classy av

Raneados

that's not a turtle

that's obviously a new version of the Frisbee

tugga

han

jail is a terrible terrible place

Charles Kinbote

Han Solomon wrote: »

Oh come on, don't get two threads closed

All I want is a legit thread and I'm not making a third. [Damn I'd give you guys what you want ]

When you were in school, did you wait until the teacher said the answer and then shout out the answer?

Obbi

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

obbi when you did you get a classy av

when Rend was like hey make one or I'll tell on you

DarkPrimus

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

Oh, they feed you schtick from behind, eh?

If you were a comedian, you'd be Ned Holness.

Charles Kinbote

Raneados wrote: »

that's not a turtle

that's obviously a new version of the Frisbee

Frisburtle 1.7!

Muggins

FUCKING HUGE

One Thousand Cables

Patton Oswalt is the best comedian, or at least my favorite.

Obbi

What do regular turtles regularly eat, anyway?

Han Solomon

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

Han Solomon wrote: »

Oh come on, don't get two threads closed

All I want is a legit thread and I'm not making a third. [Damn I'd give you guys what you want ]

When you were in school, did you wait until the teacher said the answer and then shout out the answer?

More of the kid that knew the answer but didn't say anything since he was too busy listening to the kids to the side of me that wouldn't stfu.

DarkPrimus

FUCKING NINJA

Muggins

Oh god where are Don's legs?!

Charles Kinbote

Han Solomon wrote: »

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

Han Solomon wrote: »

Oh come on, don't get two threads closed

All I want is a legit thread and I'm not making a third. [Damn I'd give you guys what you want ]

When you were in school, did you wait until the teacher said the answer and then shout out the answer?

More of the kid that knew the answer but didn't say anything since he was too busy listening to the kids to the side of me that wouldn't stfu.

Ok I'm tired of you again.

Raneados

dude what is wrong with you?

do you have any sense of sociability at all?

because these threads, they say no

Muggins

FUCKING TURTLES ROOOOOOOOOAAAAARGHAGAGH

DarkPrimus

Veretas wrote: »

Oh god where are Don's legs?!

They are fighting a small group of Foot soldiers in the next room.

Yeah, Splinter knew the awesome ninja tricks.

tugga

HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS A DUTCHES

Muggins

THIS IS GETTING SO HOT

Raneados

what is a dutches

I assume it's a plural

like he's calling us "dutches".... so... what's a dutch?

DarkPrimus

tugga wrote: »

HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS A DUTCHES

Plural of Dutch. As in, "more than one Dutch".

But it's only used when referring to the actual country, so it doesn't get used often.

Raneados

handy hint: like in the above pic. Turtles have infinite necks. They have no breaking point lengthwise

Han Solomon

You guys gotta ask Keith about that one.

Muggins

God even his HEAD looks like a hard steaming throbbing nose

Obbi

Veretas wrote: »

THIS IS GETTING SO HOT

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AWatc5U8RC4

Turtles act so silly when they fight over territory