Options

your comedian thread dutches

Han SolomonHan Solomon Registered User regular
edited December 2007 in Social Entropy++
One thing that really makes me respect a comedian is if they can do good stand up. In the last year or so I've gotten into Eddie Izzard and once I got past the wtf british transvestite? What the hell? Thing--- I really liked him. Mostly because I've always disliked the idea of religion since they really are exclusive and are all about we're right you're wrong type things and he expresses the same view quite often, and I love non-bashing religious humor.

And recently I got into Daniel Tosh, he's hilarious just because he's a complete dick about everything, not unlike Bill Hicks.

I enjoyed Dave Chapelle's stuff back in Killing them Softly but when the Chappelle Show came out he got overplayed, everyone was repeating the same damn jokes and it just got old fast.

So who're your favorite comedians?

Han Solomon on
«1

Posts

  • Options
    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    the proper response to having a thread locked is obviously to make a new thread complaining about it

    amazing

    Raneados on
  • Options
    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    A new thread in response to a locked one, confusion about transvestites, and a general sense of idiocy.

    How's life?

    Charles Kinbote on
  • Options
    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    shankill stop STEALING MY JOKES

    haha get it?!?!?

    LIKE DANE COOK AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

    Raneados on
  • Options
    Han SolomonHan Solomon Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Me trying to make an interesting thread because no good ones are active has obviously attracted a lot of whining.

    Han Solomon on
  • Options
    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Raneados, you are a pretty funny guy.

    Han Solomon, you are a pretty stupid guy.

    DarkPrimus on
  • Options
    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    oh man

    you're like an angry internet vendetta nerd tour de force

    Raneados on
  • Options
    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Me trying to make an interesting thread because no good ones are active has obviously attracted a lot of whining.

    Didn't your father ever tell you that trying is nowhere near as important as succeeding?

    Charles Kinbote on
  • Options
    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I am not actually all that funny

    I pay people to sit behind me and feed me shtick while I forum

    Raneados on
  • Options
    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    I am not actually all that funny

    I pay people to sit behind me and feed me shtick while I forum

    Oh, they feed you shtick from behind, eh? :winky:

    DarkPrimus on
  • Options
    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I liked how I closed the last thread


    THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT TURTLES

    turtle640.jpg

    Muggins on
    BdVvFJu.jpg
    hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
  • Options
    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I am not actually all that funny

    I pay people to sit behind me and feed me shtick while I forum

    Oh, they feed you shtick from behind, eh? :winky:

    stick

    sorry

    typo
    sticks as in penis

    there we go

    Raneados on
  • Options
    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    I just found out I don't have to lick a tootsie pop in order to get to its delicious chocolate center

    alligator jaws all up in here

    Obbi on
  • Options
    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Oh, they feed you schtick from behind, eh?

    Charles Kinbote on
  • Options
    Han SolomonHan Solomon Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Oh come on, don't get two threads closed :(

    All I want is a legit thread and I'm not making a third. [Damn I'd give you guys what you want ]

    Han Solomon on
  • Options
    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    TURRRRRRRRRRRRTLLLLLESSSSSSSSS

    soft-shelled-turtle.jpg

    Muggins on
    BdVvFJu.jpg
    hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
  • Options
    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    obbi when you did you get a classy av

    TheySlashThem on
  • Options
    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    that's not a turtle

    that's obviously a new version of the Frisbee

    Raneados on
  • Options
    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    han

    jail is a terrible terrible place

    tugga on
  • Options
    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Oh come on, don't get two threads closed :(

    All I want is a legit thread and I'm not making a third. [Damn I'd give you guys what you want ]

    When you were in school, did you wait until the teacher said the answer and then shout out the answer?

    Charles Kinbote on
  • Options
    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    obbi when you did you get a classy av

    when Rend was like hey make one or I'll tell on you

    Obbi on
  • Options
    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Oh, they feed you schtick from behind, eh?

    If you were a comedian, you'd be Ned Holness.

    DarkPrimus on
  • Options
    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    that's not a turtle

    that's obviously a new version of the Frisbee

    Frisburtle 1.7!

    Charles Kinbote on
  • Options
    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    FUCKING HUGE

    caspian-pond-turtle--mauremys-caspica-juv.jpg

    Muggins on
    BdVvFJu.jpg
    hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
  • Options
    One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Patton Oswalt is the best comedian, or at least my favorite.

    One Thousand Cables on
  • Options
    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    What do regular turtles regularly eat, anyway?

    Obbi on
  • Options
    Han SolomonHan Solomon Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Oh come on, don't get two threads closed :(

    All I want is a legit thread and I'm not making a third. [Damn I'd give you guys what you want ]

    When you were in school, did you wait until the teacher said the answer and then shout out the answer?

    More of the kid that knew the answer but didn't say anything since he was too busy listening to the kids to the side of me that wouldn't stfu.

    Han Solomon on
  • Options
    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    FUCKING NINJA

    365x339.aspx

    DarkPrimus on
  • Options
    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Oh god where are Don's legs?! D:

    Muggins on
    BdVvFJu.jpg
    hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
  • Options
    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Oh come on, don't get two threads closed :(

    All I want is a legit thread and I'm not making a third. [Damn I'd give you guys what you want ]

    When you were in school, did you wait until the teacher said the answer and then shout out the answer?

    More of the kid that knew the answer but didn't say anything since he was too busy listening to the kids to the side of me that wouldn't stfu.

    Ok I'm tired of you again.

    Charles Kinbote on
  • Options
    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    dude what is wrong with you?

    do you have any sense of sociability at all?

    because these threads, they say no

    Raneados on
  • Options
    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    FUCKING TURTLES ROOOOOOOOOAAAAARGHAGAGH

    baby_turtle.jpg

    Muggins on
    BdVvFJu.jpg
    hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
  • Options
    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Veretas wrote: »
    Oh god where are Don's legs?! D:

    They are fighting a small group of Foot soldiers in the next room.

    Yeah, Splinter knew the awesome ninja tricks.

    DarkPrimus on
  • Options
    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS A DUTCHES

    tugga on
  • Options
    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    THIS IS GETTING SO HOT

    black-breasted-leaf-turtle--geoemyda-spengleri.jpg

    Muggins on
    BdVvFJu.jpg
    hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
  • Options
    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    what is a dutches

    I assume it's a plural

    like he's calling us "dutches".... so... what's a dutch?

    Raneados on
  • Options
    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    tugga wrote: »
    HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS A DUTCHES

    Plural of Dutch. As in, "more than one Dutch".

    But it's only used when referring to the actual country, so it doesn't get used often.

    DarkPrimus on
  • Options
    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    handy hint: like in the above pic. Turtles have infinite necks. They have no breaking point lengthwise

    Raneados on
  • Options
    Han SolomonHan Solomon Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    You guys gotta ask Keith about that one.

    Han Solomon on
  • Options
    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    God even his HEAD looks like a hard steaming throbbing nose

    Muggins on
    BdVvFJu.jpg
    hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
  • Options
    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Veretas wrote: »
    THIS IS GETTING SO HOT

    snorp

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=AWatc5U8RC4

    Turtles act so silly when they fight over territory

    Obbi on
Sign In or Register to comment.