Wife of Gob: I'm in love with your brother-in-law.
George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth: You're in love with your own brother? The one in the army?
Wife of Gob: No. Your sister's husband.
George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth: Michael? Michael.
Wife of Gob: No. That's your sister's brother.
George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth: No, I'm my sister's brother.You're in love with me? Me.
Wife of Gob: I'm in love with Tobias.
George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth: My brother-in-law?
Wife of Gob: I know it can never be, so I'm leaving. I'm enlisting in the army.
George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth: To be with your brother?
Wife of Gob: No.
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Hamlet will be Hamlet An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
Lindsay: Don’t buy! We did it, Mikey! We’re super rich again! And, I’m going to buy a car. The Volvo.
Michael: Lindsay, you’re not going to start spending money.
Michael: And this is not a Volv.. oh!
Lindsay: Oh, that’s from sitting on the copier.
Michael: Lindsay, no...
Lindsay: Michael, I’ve got nothing! My husband dumped me and ran off to Vegas with Kitty. That bleached blonde whore!
Michael: Well, he’s definitely got a type.
Lindsay: I can’t believe he left me. I mean, this, and these and this!
Michael: That’s the car.
Lindsay: Oh. This.
Michael: Glad I didn’t spring for color. Lindsay, the only reason you want Tobias is because you can’t have him. And the second that you can have something, all of a sudden you don’t want it.
Lindsay: That’s not who I am, Michael.
Michael: Well, all right, maybe you’re right. Maybe we should get you this car.
Lindsay: Yeah? I don’t know, it’s so boxy.
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Lindsay: Don’t buy! We did it, Mikey! We’re super rich again! And, I’m going to buy a car. The Volvo.
Michael: Lindsay, you’re not going to start spending money.
Michael: And this is not a Volv.. oh!
Lindsay: Oh, that’s from sitting on the copier.
Michael: Lindsay, no...
Lindsay: Michael, I’ve got nothing! My husband dumped me and ran off to Vegas with Kitty. That bleached blonde whore!
Michael: Well, he’s definitely got a type.
Lindsay: I can’t believe he left me. I mean, this, and these and this!
Michael: That’s the car.
Lindsay: Oh. This.
Michael: Glad I didn’t spring for color. Lindsay, the only reason you want Tobias is because you can’t have him. And the second that you can have something, all of a sudden you don’t want it.
Lindsay: That’s not who I am, Michael.
Michael: Well, all right, maybe you’re right. Maybe we should get you this car.
Lindsay: Yeah? I don’t know, it’s so boxy.
PRO-TIP: She isn't looking at the picture of the car.
Lindsay: Don’t buy! We did it, Mikey! We’re super rich again! And, I’m going to buy a car. The Volvo.
Michael: Lindsay, you’re not going to start spending money.
Michael: And this is not a Volv.. oh!
Lindsay: Oh, that’s from sitting on the copier.
Michael: Lindsay, no...
Lindsay: Michael, I’ve got nothing! My husband dumped me and ran off to Vegas with Kitty. That bleached blonde whore!
Michael: Well, he’s definitely got a type.
Lindsay: I can’t believe he left me. I mean, this, and these and this!
Michael: That’s the car.
Lindsay: Oh. This.
Michael: Glad I didn’t spring for color. Lindsay, the only reason you want Tobias is because you can’t have him. And the second that you can have something, all of a sudden you don’t want it.
Lindsay: That’s not who I am, Michael.
Michael: Well, all right, maybe you’re right. Maybe we should get you this car.
Lindsay: Yeah? I don’t know, it’s so boxy.
PRO-TIP: She isn't looking at the picture of the car.
Seinfeld and The Office are not glorious by any stretch of the imagination. They're both embarassingly horrible TV shows.
Scrubs is so-so.
what the fuck is this
Sorry, but the show is so.. fuck. I get embarassed for the main characters that neither of them realize just how mind-alteringly retarded they truly are.
On another note, I have a lot of valves in my forearm veins.
Seinfeld and The Office are not glorious by any stretch of the imagination. They're both embarassingly horrible TV shows.
Scrubs is so-so.
what the fuck is this
Sorry, but the show is so.. fuck. I get embarassed for the main characters that neither of them realize just how mind-alteringly retarded they truly are.
On another note, I have a lot of valves in my forearm veins.
Do you really like Drawn Together or is that avatar like an ironic thing
GOB: It's not a trick, Michael, it's an illusion. A trick is something a whore does for money...
Michael: Gob... *gestures at a a couple of kids standing right next to them*
GOB: Or cocaine!
George Michael: Well you always say "family first", I should see my grandpa, right?
Michael: Listen, I'm not stopping you, but just after this I'm not going back out there.
George Michael: Why? Is it scary?
Michael: Scary? No. It's the opposite of scary, it's like a carnival... Without the half-person on the skateboard that grabbed your knee to steady himself.
I've been watching this on and off all day and I've discovered I still get a tad choked up at the end of the episode where Michael is supposed to marry Charlize Theron.
I've been watching this on and off all day and I've discovered I still get a tad choked up at the end of the episode where Michael is supposed to marry Charlize Theron.
Yeah, until the reveal and then I'm choking on hysterical laughter. "Why am I not going underwater!?"
I've been watching this on and off all day and I've discovered I still get a tad choked up at the end of the episode where Michael is supposed to marry Charlize Theron.
Yeah, until the reveal and then I'm choking on hysterical laughter. "Why am I not going underwater!?"
I came in here just to confirm that that was the best end of any show ever.
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George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth: You're in love with your own brother? The one in the army?
Wife of Gob: No. Your sister's husband.
George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth: Michael? Michael.
Wife of Gob: No. That's your sister's brother.
George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth: No, I'm my sister's brother.You're in love with me? Me.
Wife of Gob: I'm in love with Tobias.
George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth: My brother-in-law?
Wife of Gob: I know it can never be, so I'm leaving. I'm enlisting in the army.
George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth: To be with your brother?
Wife of Gob: No.
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
Barry Zuckercorn: Oh, we've really lost this case.
[ ] yes
[ ] yes
STEAM!
Michael: Lindsay, you’re not going to start spending money.
Michael: And this is not a Volv.. oh!
Lindsay: Oh, that’s from sitting on the copier.
Michael: Lindsay, no...
Lindsay: Michael, I’ve got nothing! My husband dumped me and ran off to Vegas with Kitty. That bleached blonde whore!
Michael: Well, he’s definitely got a type.
Lindsay: I can’t believe he left me. I mean, this, and these and this!
Michael: That’s the car.
Lindsay: Oh. This.
Michael: Glad I didn’t spring for color. Lindsay, the only reason you want Tobias is because you can’t have him. And the second that you can have something, all of a sudden you don’t want it.
Lindsay: That’s not who I am, Michael.
Michael: Well, all right, maybe you’re right. Maybe we should get you this car.
Lindsay: Yeah? I don’t know, it’s so boxy.
PRO-TIP: She isn't looking at the picture of the car.
what the fuck is this
Stupidity?
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if they were combined into one thread, I might have to have sex with that thread
fulfilling my ultimate fantasy to actually have sex with this forum
if we did it would just be meissnerd posting endless scans
and I think they're a little more solid than rumors now
Sorry, but the show is so.. fuck. I get embarassed for the main characters that neither of them realize just how mind-alteringly retarded they truly are.
On another note, I have a lot of valves in my forearm veins.
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Do you really like Drawn Together or is that avatar like an ironic thing
The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun
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STEAM!
Lindsey: You mean the whole conflict of interest thing?
Bob: Yes...that too.
Michael: Great...oh, it's Tobias
Buster still is the best character on there.
Read a book, read a book, read a god damn book.
I might have committed some light...treason.
This might even be considered light treason
Oh my God.
Michael: Gob... *gestures at a a couple of kids standing right next to them*
GOB: Or cocaine!
Michael: Listen, I'm not stopping you, but just after this I'm not going back out there.
George Michael: Why? Is it scary?
Michael: Scary? No. It's the opposite of scary, it's like a carnival... Without the half-person on the skateboard that grabbed your knee to steady himself.
To be fair, Fox kept the show on the air for a while, even after its ratings completely tanked.
Franklin said some things that African-Americany wasn't ready to hear, either.
"Why am I not going underwater!?"
I came in here just to confirm that that was the best end of any show ever.
Gob: That...wasn't my trick, Michael.
On the next...Arrested Development.
Gob: IT WAS MY ILLUSION!
*foof*