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What did you want to be when you were a child?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    The Rock's cousin is one of the gladiators.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    I would be happier with a show that went the complete other way with trying to find the ultimate test of knowledge
    Maybe IQ tests followed by SAT's and then Final Jeopardy questions

    I think they call that Jeopardy.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Who else is excited for the return of American Gladiators?

    so excited

    I was thinking about making a thread for it like the week before the premiere

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    I would be happier with a show that went the complete other way with trying to find the ultimate test of knowledge
    Maybe IQ tests followed by SAT's and then Final Jeopardy questions

    We already had Win Ben Stein's Money

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    AMERICAN GLADIATORS

    I am neutral. I was never huge into live-action sports as a kid, but I enjoyed American Gladiators. I'm not hyped for this, but I'll be sure to check it out when it hits TV.

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    AMERICAN GLADIATORS

    I love you, Geek, but Jesus H Periwinkle Christ, you will watch any piece of shit they put on the TV, I swear.

    American Gladiators sucked then, and it's going to continue to suck now.

    Fucking Double Dare for adult pituitary cases.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    I always wanted to be a guy who owned a gun that was shaped like a shark.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Man, American Gladiators is so ridiculous, it's great. Giant roid monsters pummeling around 150lb high school math teachers and office managers. The world's biggest Nerf guns. The Eliminator.

    And now it's hosted by the Orange Goblin himself.

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I always wanted to be a guy who owned a gun that was shaped like a shark.

    Like the one in Armed & Dangerous that shot land sharks?

    That was fucking cool.

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    edited December 2007
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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    I always wanted to be a guy who owned a gun that was shaped like a shark.

    Like the one in Armed & Dangerous that shot land sharks?

    That was fucking cool.
    man I think only like 7 people ever played that game

    it was so fucking rad

    Agreed.

    There's nothing like a game that has a shark cannon and a secret weapon that lets you turn the world upside down.

    I played that right after I finished Beyond Good and Evil. (The game, not the book. I read the book back in college) Yet another piece of genius that people ignored.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Besides, there are plenty of horrible shows that I won't watch.

    Like America's Next Top Model, Seventh Heaven, Gilmore Girls, Degrassi, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Everybody Loves Raymond, That's So Raven, etc.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    also, I wanted to be a fire truck.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    wait no a monster truck

    that is on FIRE

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    it's weird, but I always wanted to be a mortician


    my father always bounced between jobs, so I figured that was definate job security

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    the guys who made armed and dangerous also made giants: citizen kabuto

    did you ever play that
    That was a pretty great game except for the final stage where you played as the giant. That was pretty poorly implemented. The best was the first stage of the game where you played as the aliens. Some good humor in those levels.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    wait no a monster truck

    that is on FIRE

    Beef Supreme

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    the guys who made armed and dangerous also made giants: citizen kabuto

    did you ever play that

    No.

    But I did play Herdy Gerdy and Mr. Mosquito.

    Two more under-played games that were fucking fantastic.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    wait no a monster truck

    that is on FIRE

    Beef Supreme

    SHIGGITY SHIGGITY SHEEEEYYYYAAAAAAAAOOOWWW!!!!

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    (that's the sound that a guitar solo makes)

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    wait no a monster truck

    that is on FIRE

    Beef Supreme

    SHIGGITY SHIGGITY SHEEEEYYYYAAAAAAAAOOOWWW!!!!

    beef2.jpg

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2007
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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    arnt uh

    arnt you not supposed to mention that

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Hey guys are we still talking about being picked on?
    I think I was picked on occasionally by the kids who thought they were fucking hardcore, in like year 7 and 8, but then they all dropped out and started stealing cars. In fact it was probably only like 2 of the hardcore kids, the rest didn't seem to mind me.

    But yeah, one of them was in and out of juvie, in for a few months, steal a car for a joy ride trash it, in few a for months. Now he is in real jail, so I assume he has a sore pooper. But he wasn't one of the guys who had a problem with me.

    The ones who didn't like me didn't like me because they were stupid and I wouldn't be stupid with them.

    Also, in Elementary School (for you American Faggots) I beat two kids up at once. I felt pretty proud for that because they started it. I fucked them up hardcore, I headbutted one who was holding me ready to be punched, 3 times in the head/face. Then hit the other one with a bag holding football boots in the head. Then I think I had had enough, but they were in pain so it was ok.

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I did want to have boobs when I was first going through puberty.

    So I could fondle my own boobs.

    I was a weird, disturbed child.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    yeah i remember beating up 8 year olds

    high school was awesome

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    (=3 wrote: »
    I did want to have boobs when I was first going through puberty.

    So I could fondle my own boobs.

    I was a weird, disturbed child.

    Anyone who didn't think about growing boobs so they could fondle their own boobs was weird. We're the normal ones.

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Hey hey hey

    That is a perfectly reasonable wish.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    (=3 wrote: »
    I did want to have boobs when I was first going through puberty.

    So I could fondle my own boobs.

    I was a weird, disturbed child.

    hahhahahahahaah

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Projeck wrote: »
    (=3 wrote: »
    I did want to have boobs when I was first going through puberty.

    So I could fondle my own boobs.

    I was a weird, disturbed child.

    hahhahahahahaah

    Hey man, you're the faggot if you didn't want your own boobs. I'm with <3 on this one.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2007
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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    (=3 wrote: »
    I did want to have boobs when I was first going through puberty.

    So I could fondle my own boobs.

    I was a weird, disturbed child.

    how long did it take you to figure out you didn't need to have your own boobs to fondle boobs?

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Boobies are great.

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I thought we were friends!

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Projeck wrote: »
    (=3 wrote: »
    I did want to have boobs when I was first going through puberty.

    So I could fondle my own boobs.

    I was a weird, disturbed child.

    hahhahahahahaah

    Hey man, you're the faggot if you didn't want your own boobs. I'm with <3 on this one.

    what

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    (=3 wrote: »
    I did want to have boobs when I was first going through puberty.

    So I could fondle my own boobs.

    I was a weird, disturbed child.

    how long did it take you to figure out you didn't need to have your own boobs to fondle boobs?
    yeah but if you had your own then it would be on demand access

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Projeck wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    (=3 wrote: »
    I did want to have boobs when I was first going through puberty.

    So I could fondle my own boobs.

    I was a weird, disturbed child.

    hahhahahahahaah

    Hey man, you're the faggot if you didn't want your own boobs. I'm with <3 on this one.

    what

    I think you should state yourself that.

    Now if you don't mind I'm going to go make salt water and snort it in an attempt to clean my nose out. Also drink it. I wish I lived on the beach, but I wouldn't trust the closest beach's water for this.

    Salt water is ever so cleansing.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    (=3 wrote: »
    I did want to have boobs when I was first going through puberty.

    So I could fondle my own boobs.

    I was a weird, disturbed child.

    how long did it take you to figure out you didn't need to have your own boobs to fondle boobs?
    yeah but if you had your own then it would be on demand access
    personal experience suggests that having your own boobs makes it that much more difficult to gain access to the boobs of others.

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