What did you want to be when you were a child?

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Projeck wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    (=3 wrote: »
    I did want to have boobs when I was first going through puberty.

    So I could fondle my own boobs.

    I was a weird, disturbed child.

    hahhahahahahaah

    Hey man, you're the faggot if you didn't want your own boobs. I'm with <3 on this one.

    what

    I think you should state yourself that.

    Now if you don't mind I'm going to go make salt water and snort it in an attempt to clean my nose out. Also drink it. I wish I lived on the beach, but I wouldn't trust the closest beach's water for this.

    Salt water is ever so cleansing.

    you

    you are strange

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    But if you can access your own, then why would you need to access others?

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Man, back in elementary I had an enemy.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    (=3 wrote: »
    But if you can access your own, then why would you need to access others?

    it's not so much the access to others' boobs itself, but other locations that may or may not be considered implicitly accessible.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    (=3 wrote: »
    I did want to have boobs when I was first going through puberty.

    So I could fondle my own boobs.

    I was a weird, disturbed child.
    You should have just started eating a whole pizza for every meal.

    They would have emerged pretty quickly.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    (=3 wrote: »
    I did want to have boobs when I was first going through puberty.

    So I could fondle my own boobs.

    I was a weird, disturbed child.
    You should have just started eating a whole pizza for every meal.

    They would have emerged pretty quickly.

    This is good advice.

    Pizzas are nature's puberty.

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Hey guys I'm back!

    It didn't help very much.

    Just how much didn't it help?

    Rather unpleasant didn't help.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Projeck wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    (=3 wrote: »
    I did want to have boobs when I was first going through puberty.

    So I could fondle my own boobs.

    I was a weird, disturbed child.

    hahhahahahahaah

    Hey man, you're the faggot if you didn't want your own boobs. I'm with <3 on this one.

    what

    I think you should state yourself that.

    Now if you don't mind I'm going to go make salt water and snort it in an attempt to clean my nose out. Also drink it. I wish I lived on the beach, but I wouldn't trust the closest beach's water for this.

    Salt water is ever so cleansing.

    you

    you are strange

    Oh come on, it's totally normal.

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I wanted to be an entomologist growing up, I had so many books about bugs, full of big, sciency names. Fantastic.

    I still like bugs of all kinds quite a lot, friggin' black widows still put me off but I consider that okay because they're assholes.

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    J3p that is just a waste of good grog.

    E: Maybe you should stop tricking me about your identity with your avatar.

    He is also a crazy beard guy I am not.

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  • casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I really wanted to be in the Army, so joined the second I was legally able (17 years old). Then I learned a very valuable lesson, G.I. Joe is not what the Army is really like.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    I wanted to be a veterinarian. Gave up on that one for a number of reasons, most notably being that I'm shit at science stuff and I probably couldn't handle the stress of having to put animals to sleep all too well.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Also you kept trying to fuck the animals, please don't leave that out.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    You need a higher "score" than a brain surgeon to be a Vet.

    Just thought you should know.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Also you kept trying to fuck the animals, please don't leave that out.

    Yes that too.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I wanted to be an astronaut or astronomer, and later on, I wanted to be a vet. None of those panned out, and now I'm almost a lawyer.

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  • monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I've always wanted to be a lesbian.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Well, I did use to want to be a girl so I could be a lesbian.

    I was obsessed with them at some time.

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  • monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Yeah I mean if I was going to have vagina I wasn't going to waste it on men.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i wanted to be an archaeologist for a while

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Seriously, that'd be so gay.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    if i was a girl

    i'd probably be all about dicks

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Most likely, yes.

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  • monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Are you all about dicks now?

    That might have something to do with it

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    yes maybe

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  • Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    J3p wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    (=3 wrote: »
    I did want to have boobs when I was first going through puberty.

    So I could fondle my own boobs.

    I was a weird, disturbed child.

    hahhahahahahaah

    Hey man, you're the faggot if you didn't want your own boobs. I'm with <3 on this one.

    what

    I think you should state yourself that.

    Now if you don't mind I'm going to go make salt water and snort it in an attempt to clean my nose out. Also drink it. I wish I lived on the beach, but I wouldn't trust the closest beach's water for this.

    Salt water is ever so cleansing.

    you

    you are strange

    Oh come on, it's totally normal.

    What the hell?!

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    I've always wanted to be a lesbian.
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=tSRb_fhTkC8

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  • peter64peter64 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I had no clue what I wanted to be until junior year of HS. Then I decided I wanted to be clergy. Now I am well on that road.

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    things out of context are funny
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    I've always wanted to be a lesbian.
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=tSRb_fhTkC8

    "I hear its like ecstasy and a rocket ship ride all rolled into one."

    Hilarious find

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  • monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    We have clergy in SE?

    Wild

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  • peter64peter64 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Right now it is clergy in training. And most of the time SE is fun. Sometimes Defender makes some lengthy (but will thought) posts and some like to bash religion, but overall it is a nice place to visit on the internet. A good dynamic. And the way I see it Christianity can really support almost any idea at one level. There are homosexual Christians,and Christians who have had abortions. They are still Christian just have some different views then other more polemic Christians. In short SE is fun to read. I wonder what the business as usual pic for 2008 will be.

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    things out of context are funny
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    huh

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  • D.T.D.T. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    When I was a kid, I wanted to be a paleontologist, too. Fucking Jurassic Park ruled my life in fourth and fifth grade.

    Now, I want to write and direct films. And be a rock star.

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    When I was very little I wanted to discover new dinosaurs.

    Then one day, my dad brought home a Spectrum ZX. Man, that changed my whole perspective on things. My life consisted from then onwards of 128k BASIC and this trend continued with every PC we got. I love programming and could lose whole weeks just doing that.

    Unfortunately that dream is on hold while bills and other shit exist and the jobs I want don't >.>

    But yes, I want to write programs for the rest of my life and that fills my spare time.

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I wanted to be a rock star

    and now I don't really know what I want to be. I'm just going to stay in school forever so I don't have to figure it out.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I wanted to be a Paleontologist.

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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I wanted to give up on my dreams.

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  • SteeleSteele Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i wanted to drive a garbage truck, lol.


    seriously, i would sit and watch them through the window every week.

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  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    I wanted to give up on my dreams.

    I guess a congratulations are in order?

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  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Yeah it happens

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