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    FrylockHolmesFrylockHolmes Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Gillette sent me one of those quintuple blade razors for my 18th birthday. How they know who I am and that I was turning 18 is beyond me.

    My god, what else might they know?

    My guess is that they hired a private detective to find out any dirt on me they could

    so they probably know all about my war profiteering

    uh-oh

    you'd better hide your secret nazi blood diamonds inside a safe at the bank that you own that nobody knows about, except somebody does and they dress up everybody else just like them in order to throw confusion of the theft of your safety deposit box and subsequent revelation to the public that you are a bad person

    I get it! I get movie references

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    God the jokes I could make in this thread

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    you know the razors that come in a bag of like 20 at the 99 cent store work just as well as a seventeen-bladed razor that costs eight bucks per replacement head

    Not if you have sensitive skin and thick facial hair. I used to be fine with single blades when I was in high school and a bit later but not anymore. The hair on my neck and chin comes in pretty thick and I need more blades to avoid razor bumps.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    HoA-player wrote: »
    I'm of the opinion that people who use straight razors to shave deserve their face to be horribly cut up.

    So far out of shaving 4 times I only cut myself once the very first time :P
    Your day is coming.
    Y'know how, in Nothing But Trouble, Dank Akroyd doesn't have a nose?
    What?

    It's a typo, shut up.
    I just want to know what you're talking about.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    you know the razors that come in a bag of like 20 at the 99 cent store work just as well as a seventeen-bladed razor that costs eight bucks per replacement head

    Not if you have sensitive skin and thick facial hair. I used to be fine with single blades when I was in high school and a bit later but not anymore. The hair on my neck and chin comes in pretty thick and I need more blades to avoid razor bumps.

    i have sensitive skin and my facial hair grows in pretty thick in places

    just take a shower first

    seriously, the extra blades don't do shit

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Actually my neck is starting to get pretty hairy I should look into it.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    look you guys do not know pain until you use a epilator

    srsly
    Try squeezing a child out of your birth canal!

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    JaninJanin Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I hate shaving. Must be done to avoid the neckbeard, but it seems like the damn razor just ignores the hair and decides to feed off delicious blood. I am the only person I know to have drawn blood using an electric razor.

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    Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I have to shave every goddamn day.

    Also, epilators look scary.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Of course they'd color something to eat children with pink.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    When I wrestled, at one tournament, the refs told like 5 of us to go shave.
    We get to the bathroom, nobody has a razor. We ended borrowing a razor blade from some kid from Fulton and trying to shave with that. It actually worked fairly well.

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I wouldn't let that thing anywhere near my nipples.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    HoA-player wrote: »
    I'm of the opinion that people who use straight razors to shave deserve their face to be horribly cut up.

    So far out of shaving 4 times I only cut myself once the very first time :P
    Your day is coming.
    Y'know how, in Nothing But Trouble, Dank Akroyd doesn't have a nose?
    What?

    It's a typo, shut up.
    I just want to know what you're talking about.

    Dan Akroyd, John Candy, Chevy Chase, some other people, really weird movie, not that funny.

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    cheshirecheshire Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    What's an epilator?

    It's an electrical machine that pulls hairs out. My mom uses one. I just wax. It alls comes out at one time.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    you know the razors that come in a bag of like 20 at the 99 cent store work just as well as a seventeen-bladed razor that costs eight bucks per replacement head

    Not if you have sensitive skin and thick facial hair. I used to be fine with single blades when I was in high school and a bit later but not anymore. The hair on my neck and chin comes in pretty thick and I need more blades to avoid razor bumps.

    i have sensitive skin and my facial hair grows in pretty thick in places

    just take a shower first

    seriously, the extra blades don't do shit

    Yes they do. They cut better with less strokes and blades las longer. Maybe I have extremely sensitive skin or something but if I use the single blades I get bumps and red spots and I always shave out of the shower.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    When I don't shave I get this round circle of no hair at all under my chin

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i use shaving gel and use multiple razor blades and then get in the shower

    that makes sure that my hair washes off my face and then i go back to the razor to check up any spots i may have missed or didn't get thoroughly

    my hair is tough like a boar

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I am pretty sure I would accidently kill myself if I tried to shave with a straight razor

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    All it would take is just one sneeze.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    When I wrestled, at one tournament, the refs told like 5 of us to go shave.
    We get to the bathroom, nobody has a razor. We ended borrowing a razor blade from some kid from Fulton and trying to shave with that. It actually worked fairly well.
    I've never wrestled, and don't watch it.

    Why would the ref make you shave?

    Was he not into cubs?

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    edited December 2007
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    So when all those young, supple bodies are rubbing against each other there's only the sheen of sweat and not that bothersome chaffing.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Something about chafing from stubble, and how it's distracting or causes someone to loosen their grip or someshit.
    All I remember is, you had to make sure you were shaved and your nails were trimmed.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    Something about chafing from stubble, and how it's distracting or causes someone to loosen their grip or someshit.
    All I remember is, you had to make sure you were shaved and your nails were trimmed.

    Did you have to get a brazillian as well

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    When I wrestled, at one tournament, the refs told like 5 of us to go shave.
    We get to the bathroom, nobody has a razor. We ended borrowing a razor blade from some kid from Fulton and trying to shave with that. It actually worked fairly well.
    I've never wrestled, and don't watch it.

    Why would the ref make you shave?

    Was he not into cubs?

    Chafing from stubble can lead to skin infections.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I think a beard should be required in wrestling.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    So, do you have to shave your legs and everything?

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    stubble chafes, regular leg hair doesn't

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    So, do you have to shave your legs and everything?

    Nope. Some wrestlers do though. Makes you leg harder to grip, less friction. Like a swimmer, see?


    Course, they's the team "stress hole", so maybe that had something to do with it.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Something about chafing from stubble, and how it's distracting or causes someone to loosen their grip or someshit.
    All I remember is, you had to make sure you were shaved and your nails were trimmed.

    Did you have to get a brazillian as well
    It's called a "brozillian."

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I use the mach three. It is an easy and simple process.

    I wouldn't mind getting rid of it for a classier way of shaving though.

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    peter64peter64 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    This seems to be the place that would be adequate to express m.y hate. I hate the Schick Midnight like no ones business. Despite four blades it still leaves stumble and pain. Never buy this razor. I have a strong dislike for the Schick Midnight and thus a personal animosity towards the Schick company

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    you know the razors that come in a bag of like 20 at the 99 cent store work just as well as a seventeen-bladed razor that costs eight bucks per replacement head

    Not if you have sensitive skin and thick facial hair. I used to be fine with single blades when I was in high school and a bit later but not anymore. The hair on my neck and chin comes in pretty thick and I need more blades to avoid razor bumps.

    i have sensitive skin and my facial hair grows in pretty thick in places

    just take a shower first

    seriously, the extra blades don't do shit

    Yes they do. They cut better with less strokes and blades las longer. Maybe I have extremely sensitive skin or something but if I use the single blades I get bumps and red spots and I always shave out of the shower.

    I get razor burn from my 8-blade razor

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    So, do you have to shave your legs and everything?

    Nope. Some wrestlers do though. Makes you leg harder to grip, less friction. Like a swimmer, see?



    I shave my legs (and chest, happy trail, head, arms, etc.) once a year. Actually feels really cool, though pretty chilly. Very smooth.

    I think leg hair growing back is the most painful thing ever though.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Yeah, to hear the girlies tell it.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i've shaved my legs before.

    i never had any pain from the hair growing back.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    So, do you have to shave your legs and everything?

    Nope. Some wrestlers do though. Makes you leg harder to grip, less friction. Like a swimmer, see?


    Course, they's the team "stress hole", so maybe that had something to do with it.

    The fuck are you talking about? I never saw anyone shave their legs for wresting and bare legs are easier to grip.

    The only leg shaving I saw for sports outside of swimming was in football. A lot of players shaved their ankles prior to taping them up.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I imagine a bunch of gladiators fighting each other in a pit with disposable razors.

    Slaves to Gilette.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    i've shaved my legs before.

    i never had any pain from the hair growing back.

    Was it summer or something? I shave in February, so I still wear jeans and stuff. the stubble rubs against the pants and I get all sorts of horrible ingrown hairs. Seriously hurts more than anything.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Jimothy wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    i've shaved my legs before.

    i never had any pain from the hair growing back.

    Was it summer or something? I shave in February, so I still wear jeans and stuff. the stubble rubs against the pants and I get all sorts of horrible ingrown hairs. Seriously hurts more than anything.
    Yeah, I've shaved my legs in the winter before. Never had a problem.

    i don't have thick hair, so maybe that has something to do with it. i don't know.

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