last time i was in DC, i was crossing the street with my mom, and a family was crossing with us
a dude in their pack turns and just keeps looking at me smiling, i notice he has the earring, and then he gives me the "i want your cock" nod and walks away
awkward
no mom that was nothing i dont know just keep walking
Whenever I go to a locker room I just begin to think about all the cock I will see.
I especially hope that one of the cocks will belong to someone with a horse face.
Whenever I go to a locker room I just begin to think about all the cock I will see.
I especially hope that one of the cocks will belong to someone with a horse face.
You must dribble or something
that stuff can shoot anywhere man
I'll have you know that my penis muscles are very strong and I can put out an eye with my streams.
With that being said, I always keep an eye on my stuff because that's what us gays do because cocks are what we crave.
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a dude in their pack turns and just keeps looking at me smiling, i notice he has the earring, and then he gives me the "i want your cock" nod and walks away
awkward
no mom that was nothing i dont know just keep walking
damn right
Not true.
yes, i know zombot, i was being silly.
It's only fair since those fuckers I know keep trying to 2girls1cup me.
I don't know if I can keep watching this.
you can
Meaning, what the fuck.
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
Let me show you it.
I wonder what I shall dream of
You never fail to horrify me.
I especially hope that one of the cocks will belong to someone with a horse face.
DOES THIS NOT PHASE YOU
Ahahahahhaha
i missed the tissue a bit and jizzed towards my desk but i can't find anything
where did it go
oh noes
check above your ear
i swear it went in the direction of my subwoofer
the amazing disappearing semen
How can you honestly loose track of your semen?
that stuff can shoot anywhere man
what the hell
And she let it stay there
And it turned into this like oily stain
everybody check your face
my current theory is that by sheer chance a wormhole opened in my semen's path and then deposited it on one of ya'll's faces
I'll have you know that my penis muscles are very strong and I can put out an eye with my streams.
With that being said, I always keep an eye on my stuff because that's what us gays do because cocks are what we crave.