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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    hey, I've never smoked

    This means I'm better than you.

    Zzulu on
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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    GantZ wrote: »
    I just dropped my sigarette on my loverod. Foruming naked is dangerous.

    And painfull.

    Strangely, this makes me want to smoke cock.

    That is already a given dude.

    Like, the background radiation that permeates the universe forever. That is like my desire to smoke cock.

    But I’m talking about cigarettes ’cause that is more of an up-and-down thing.

    talking downtown

    Belruel on
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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    Zzulu wrote: »
    hey, I've never smoked

    This means I've never experience one of the greatest facets of pure joy.

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    talking downtown

    Sometimes a cigar is just a phallic symbol

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Smoke will be the end of you
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    Zzulu on
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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    Zzulu wrote: »
    Smoke will be the end of you
    images%5Cscreen_captures%5CS2E10_Eko_Faces_Smoke.jpg

    Maybe if that were a cancer monster and also not totally gay it would actually be relevent/scary.

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    talking downtown

    Sometimes a cigar is just a phallic symbol

    just a good ole smoldering dong in your mouth

    Belruel on
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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    talking downtown

    Sometimes a cigar is just a phallic symbol

    just a good ole smoldering dong in your mouth

    Cocks and fire.

    It’s like everything good in the world, in your mouth

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Whenever you meet a beautiful woman, always ask her name and occupation.

    Thats one of my rules.

    Bloods End on
  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    If you can fit your whole forearm into her, then you've got a keeper!

    skinny87 on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    talking downtown

    Sometimes a cigar is just a phallic symbol

    just a good ole smoldering dong in your mouth
    Justacigareh.jpg

    Tossrock on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    if she grabs the dong and slaps it twice against each cheek it means she accepts your offering

    This made me laugh very hard, Bel.

    Sheri on
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    if she grabs the dong and slaps it twice against each cheek it means she accepts your offering

    This made me laugh very hard, Bel.

    <3 i see you accept my offering

    Belruel on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    if she grabs the dong and slaps it twice against each cheek it means she accepts your offering

    This made me laugh very hard, Bel.

    <3 i see you accept my offering

    Do we mate now or what

    Sheri on
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    if she grabs the dong and slaps it twice against each cheek it means she accepts your offering

    This made me laugh very hard, Bel.

    <3 i see you accept my offering

    Do we mate now or what

    i think so

    Belruel on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    if she grabs the dong and slaps it twice against each cheek it means she accepts your offering

    This made me laugh very hard, Bel.

    <3 i see you accept my offering

    Do we mate now or what

    i think so

    Okay uh how does this work

    Do you pollenate me?

    Sheri on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Yeeeah.

    Oh yeeeah.

    Take her flower, Bel.

    Soo gooood.

    Oh god yeeeah.

    ChicoBlue on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    So is this where we talk about girl stuff?
    Because I just realized I haven't talked to the girl since vacation started. There's a good chance she'll be at this party tonight, though.

    Me Too! on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Hello there, Wiggin.

    ChicoBlue on
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    if she grabs the dong and slaps it twice against each cheek it means she accepts your offering

    This made me laugh very hard, Bel.

    <3 i see you accept my offering

    Do we mate now or what

    i think so

    Okay uh how does this work

    Do you pollenate me?

    i am gently settling on your petals

    Belruel on
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  • GantZGantZ Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'm meeting this chick at a New Year's party tonight. I will pour champagne on my phallus and throw it in her face.

    Succes guaranteed.

    GantZ on
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    Redeemer wrote:
    GantZ, cock now.
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    (i am going to bed now <3<3<3 sheri)

    Belruel on
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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    girls are an internet myth

    an old wives tale

    wait

    Balefuego on
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I mean, what better time to talk to a girl than when you're both a little drunk at someone's New Year's Eve party?

    Me Too! on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The best time is when you have her cornered in an alley.

    ChicoBlue on
  • GantZGantZ Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    I mean, what better time to talk to a girl than when you're both a little drunk at someone's New Year's Eve party?

    Just talking?

    GantZ on
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    Redeemer wrote:
    GantZ, cock now.
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    GantZ wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    I mean, what better time to talk to a girl than when you're both a little drunk at someone's New Year's Eve party?

    Just talking?

    Man I don't need to make things awkward.
    She's in like three of my classes.

    Also, Chico, that's the best time for rape. There's a difference.

    Me Too! on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    (i am going to bed now <3<3<3 sheri)

    Aw, I was gonna make a venus flytrap joke

    Too late now

    Sheri on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    "It's almost midnight, girlie. The only other person here than me to kiss is Mr. BrokenWineBottle. Who you gonna choose?"

    ChicoBlue on
  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    The best time is when you have her cornered in an alley.

    the internet tells me a girl will do anything when confronted by 6 guys and a cameraman in an alley

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    Also, Chico, that's the best time for rape. There's a difference.

    There is?

    shit

    Tossrock on
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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Also, Chico, that's the best time for rape. There's a difference.

    There is?

    shit

    o...ooh... ooh god

    i... i need a lawyer

    somebody get me a lawyer

    SOMEBODY GET ME A LAWYER NOW!

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
  • GantZGantZ Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    This party is smack in the middle of the Red Light District. God I love my country.

    GantZ on
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    Redeemer wrote:
    GantZ, cock now.
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    The best time is when you have her cornered in an alley.

    the internet tells me a girl will do anything when confronted by 6 guys and a cameraman in an alley

    So you're telling me I need to find someone with a camera.

    Me Too! on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    more like penis flytrap

    Abracadaniel on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    a thread of girls

    how wonderful

    Javen on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    a thread of girls

    how wonderful

    I think you mean girlz

    Tossrock on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    The best time is when you have her cornered in an alley.

    the internet tells me a girl will do anything when confronted by 6 guys and a cameraman in an alley

    So you're telling me I need to find someone with a camera.

    y helo thar

    Sheri on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'm a girl

    who wants to touch me

    Abracadaniel on
  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    The best time is when you have her cornered in an alley.

    the internet tells me a girl will do anything when confronted by 6 guys and a cameraman in an alley

    So you're telling me I need to find someone with a camera.

    i am saying you need to already have friends with a camera

    if you just go and grab any guy on the streets he will not just stand there with a camera

    it takes true dedication to be the camera man

    just like it takes dedication to be a wingman

    no random stranger is going to bone the fatty wiggin these are important lessons

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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