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[Game On] Omerta Online, a mafia MMOG.

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  • AfroJAfroJ Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Anyone down for a heist?

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  • DaemonionDaemonion Mountain Man USARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Alright guys, I'm out for a bit.

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  • AmygdalaAmygdala Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    AfroJ wrote: »
    Anyone down for a heist?

    Sure, whats your nick?

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Oh wow, I totally failed at every attempt to extort the kindergarden.

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  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Malkor wrote: »
    Oh wow, I totally failed at every attempt to extort the kindergarden.

    That happened to me for a while. After robbing that brat once out of spite, I went to knocking over the hot dog stand and did not look back.

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  • AfroJAfroJ Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Amygdala wrote: »
    AfroJ wrote: »
    Anyone down for a heist?

    Sure, whats your nick?

    Afroj

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  • AmygdalaAmygdala Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    AfroJ wrote: »
    Amygdala wrote: »
    AfroJ wrote: »
    Anyone down for a heist?

    Sure, whats your nick?

    Afroj

    Man, being a gangster really is dirty business, apparently.

    I wired you half of the cash, the rest follows once I´ve sold the drugs.

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  • AfroJAfroJ Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Amygdala wrote: »
    AfroJ wrote: »
    Amygdala wrote: »
    AfroJ wrote: »
    Anyone down for a heist?

    Sure, whats your nick?

    Afroj

    Man, being a gangster really is dirty business, apparently.

    Haha. Yeah, i'll have to steal another car because I'll never use the shit mobile again.

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  • Merton BlaskMerton Blask Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Anyone down for a heist?

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    It would be like if the Queen woke you up every morning. Too special.
  • EpeliEpeli Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I think I could survive one more.

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  • Merton BlaskMerton Blask Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    You think that your driver has gone bananas when he stops the car on a railway track!

    The car is a mangled wreck but the train grinds to a halt.

    While the engineer and fireman are trying to get the wreckage of your car out of the way you manage to steal $221,105 from the ungaurded mail trucks!

    You also find a case containing 1812 bullets!

    And a drugs haul:

    2x marihuana
    2x glue
    1x opium


    And a bunch of booze!

    4x beer
    2x wine
    4x amaretto
    7x rum
    1x cognac
    6x port
    1x whiskey

    Didn't someone get this heist with no payoff earlier?

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    It would be like if the Queen woke you up every morning. Too special.
  • EpeliEpeli Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    That went better than I expected. Now I'll just need to get a new car.

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  • cashmerelccashmerelc Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    10 minutes til heist. Anyone interested?

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  • AfroJAfroJ Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    You think that your driver has gone bananas when he stops the car on a railway track!

    The car is a mangled wreck but the train grinds to a halt.

    While the engineer and fireman are trying to get the wreckage of your car out of the way you manage to steal $221,105 from the ungaurded mail trucks!

    You also find a case containing 1812 bullets!

    And a drugs haul:

    2x marihuana
    2x glue
    1x opium


    And a bunch of booze!

    4x beer
    2x wine
    4x amaretto
    7x rum
    1x cognac
    6x port
    1x whiskey

    Didn't someone get this heist with no payoff earlier?

    That's quite a haul.

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  • johnnyonoesjohnnyonoes Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm in, this game looks great.

    Johnnyonoes and I'm in Chicago

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  • JastJast Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Yes, finally done updating the OP. Thanks for the list Merton. There were some new arrivals and I may of missed one or two names, so sound off if your name isn't on the list.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I joined under the name Roklam.

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  • Spore CloudSpore Cloud Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I joined under SporeCloud, it won't let me use spaces =(

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  • cashmerelccashmerelc Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Heist! PM me in game

    EDIT:
    cashmerelc in game as well, just fyi

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  • JastJast Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Got both of you on the list.

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  • RotRot Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm good to go in 15 minutes.

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  • cashmerelccashmerelc Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Cool Woss, you prefer gunner or driver?

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  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hey Jast, could you stick me on the list, too? Nick is CableCarrier.

    Edit: I'm also up for a race if anyone else is up for it.

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  • Spore CloudSpore Cloud Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Oh shit.
    Make: Alfa Romeo
    Model: 6C 2500 Sport Touring Berlinetta

    Country:I
    Built:1939

    Seating: 4

    Engine: Cylinders:6 2500CC
    Horsepower: 95BHp
    At: 4600RPM
    Max. Speed: 96mph/153.6kmh

    Length: 4200MM
    Width: 1600MM
    New Price: $ 84,000

    With only 12% damage! Sigh, im gonna end up selling it I think because I don't have a gun yet and im almost shoplifter.

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  • RotRot Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    cashmerelc wrote: »
    Cool Woss, you prefer gunner or driver?

    Ugh, there's blood all over my money. My blood.

    D:
    You and your buddy take a drive down by the railroad yard on the outside of town, just looking for anything not nailed down.

    There seems to be plenty activity at the railroad yard, even though it is the middle of the night.

    You see lights over by an old engine shed and park the car in order to wander over and take a closer look.

    As you approach you realise that there are about 60 guys there, looking militant and organised. It is an illegal teamster-meeting.

    In the middle of the group they have the fighting funds for a big strike they are planning. You have never seen so much used-note cash gathered in one place at once.

    You grab the cash but a couple of the union-men are carrying pistols and for amateurs they put up a good resistance.

    Time to beat a hasty retreat, your leader loses 3 blood and the driver 15, although your driver gains 3 raceform points from successfully evading your pursuers.

    You open the bag of cash when you get back to your den and find that you are $77,152 richer!
    You keep your car.

    How about a big race now?

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  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Damn. Nice job.

    Yeah, I'm up for a race.

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  • RotRot Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    next race:

    Cablecarrier Invited
    Afroj Invited
    Merton Invited
    Cashmerelc Invited

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  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Uh, I'll need a sec, since I landed myself in jail. D:

    Edit: Never mind, I'm good.

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  • Spore CloudSpore Cloud Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'll race too!

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  • RotRot Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Uh, I'll need a sec, since I landed myself in jail. D:

    Edit: Never mind, I'm good.

    ouch.

    Cheers Cable!

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  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Rot wrote: »
    Uh, I'll need a sec, since I landed myself in jail. D:

    Edit: Never mind, I'm good.

    ouch.

    Cheers Cable!

    Thanks :D

    One Thousand Cables on
  • VoroVoro Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    You think that your driver has gone bananas when he stops the car on a railway track!

    The car is a mangled wreck but the train grinds to a halt.

    While the engineer and fireman are trying to get the wreckage of your car out of the way you manage to steal $221,105 from the ungaurded mail trucks!

    You also find a case containing 1812 bullets!

    And a drugs haul:

    2x marihuana
    2x glue
    1x opium


    And a bunch of booze!

    4x beer
    2x wine
    4x amaretto
    7x rum
    1x cognac
    6x port
    1x whiskey

    Didn't someone get this heist with no payoff earlier?

    Er, who did you do this heist with, because I haven't heisted todat and I've got a bank transfer from you...

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  • VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm ready for a heist and looking for a partner who can use a gun.

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  • Spore CloudSpore Cloud Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I too am ready for a heist, I just hit shoplifter rank and I don't have any skills other than robbing jewelers :(

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  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm about a third of the progress bar away from hitting shoplifter; with any luck, I'll get it before leaving work today.

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  • VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Well send me the invite if you want to do it Spore, I think I've got the driving half covered this time.

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  • Spore CloudSpore Cloud Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Before leaving work? Thats so awesome.

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  • EpeliEpeli Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Voro wrote: »
    You think that your driver has gone bananas when he stops the car on a railway track!

    The car is a mangled wreck but the train grinds to a halt.

    While the engineer and fireman are trying to get the wreckage of your car out of the way you manage to steal $221,105 from the ungaurded mail trucks!

    You also find a case containing 1812 bullets!

    And a drugs haul:

    2x marihuana
    2x glue
    1x opium


    And a bunch of booze!

    4x beer
    2x wine
    4x amaretto
    7x rum
    1x cognac
    6x port
    1x whiskey

    Didn't someone get this heist with no payoff earlier?

    Er, who did you do this heist with, because I haven't heisted todat and I've got a bank transfer from you...
    I did that heist with him. Might explain why I didn't receive any money for it :P

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Call it a loan Voro...

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  • rayofashrayofash Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I was killed, how nice.

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