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[Game On] Omerta Online, a mafia MMOG.

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  • VoroVoro Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Epeli wrote: »
    Voro wrote: »
    You think that your driver has gone bananas when he stops the car on a railway track!

    The car is a mangled wreck but the train grinds to a halt.

    While the engineer and fireman are trying to get the wreckage of your car out of the way you manage to steal $221,105 from the ungaurded mail trucks!

    You also find a case containing 1812 bullets!

    And a drugs haul:

    2x marihuana
    2x glue
    1x opium


    And a bunch of booze!

    4x beer
    2x wine
    4x amaretto
    7x rum
    1x cognac
    6x port
    1x whiskey

    Didn't someone get this heist with no payoff earlier?

    Er, who did you do this heist with, because I haven't heisted todat and I've got a bank transfer from you...
    I did that heist with him. Might explain why I didn't receive any money for it :P

    Cash is on its way. :^:
    rayofash wrote: »
    I was killed, that was nice.

    Is that a wad of cash in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
    Wealth Rich
    Yeah, keep the majority of your cash in the bank if you want to live even if it's going to reset the interest counter.

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  • rayofashrayofash Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Voro wrote: »
    rayofash wrote: »
    I was killed, that was nice.

    Is that a wad of cash in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
    Wealth Rich
    Yeah, keep the majority of your cash in the bank if you want to live even if it's going to reset the interest counter.

    Hmmm?

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  • VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    So does anyone want to heist? We can use my Duesenberg J Rollston Berline.

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  • JastJast Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I got you Veagle.

    Jast on
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  • VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Awesome.

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  • rayofashrayofash Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dagnabit, all that work for nothing.

    I guess I'll make a new character, I'm back in as Stinklebrink. But if I get killed again I'm done.

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  • KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Do people still see the 'rich' and 'poor' tags even when most of your money is in the bank?

    I'd assume so..to make you less of a target.

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  • JastJast Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Good quick heist.
    You stopped a mail van containing all sorts of goodies.

    You sell the contents and the truck for $54,294

    You also keep your stuff.

    Jast on
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  • VoroVoro Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    rayofash wrote: »
    Voro wrote: »
    rayofash wrote: »
    I was killed, that was nice.

    Is that a wad of cash in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
    Wealth Rich
    Yeah, keep the majority of your cash in the bank if you want to live even if it's going to reset the interest counter.

    Hmmm?

    Anyone who knows your name can read your profile (this includes if they see you in jail or you post on the forums). In your profile is a wealth rank. Here's a break down of what each rank means. Since your profile said 'rich', that means you had between $500,000 and $1,000,000 on you (it doesn't count cash in the bank). Thus, you were ripe for the picking. And so someone whacked you for your cash.

    Edit: In other news, I'm ready for a heist. Anyone up for it?

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  • ArminasArminas Student of Life SF, CARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm ready to heist, I can drive and shoot with my real tommy gun with zero bullets!

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  • rayofashrayofash Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Voro wrote: »
    rayofash wrote: »
    Voro wrote: »
    rayofash wrote: »
    I was killed, that was nice.

    Is that a wad of cash in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
    Wealth Rich
    Yeah, keep the majority of your cash in the bank if you want to live even if it's going to reset the interest counter.

    Hmmm?

    Anyone who knows your name can read your profile (this includes if they see you in jail or you post on the forums). In your profile is a wealth rank. Here's a break down of what each rank means. Since your profile said 'rich', that means you had between $500,000 and $1,000,000 on you (it doesn't count cash in the bank). Thus, you were ripe for the picking. And so someone whacked you for your cash.

    Edit: In other news, I'm ready for a heist. Anyone up for it?

    Dagnabit, somebody must have bet on my auction overnight.

    That frikkin stinks:x !

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  • VoroVoro Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Arminas: Invite sent! I've got a real one.:winky:

    rayofash: Oh crap, I'd forgotten about auctions. Huh, that makes things a bit tricky.

    Voro on
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  • ArminasArminas Student of Life SF, CARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Voro wrote: »
    Arminas: Invite sent! I've got a real one.:winky:

    rayofash: Oh crap, I'd forgotten about auctions. Huh, that makes things a bit tricky.

    accepted!
    You find a dark bend in a lane on the edge of a small village where the local mob source a lot of their home-stilled liquor.

    After a while a car comes round the corner. The driver is clearly high as a kite and you have no trouble flagging him down.

    You roll the drunken guy over and give him a cosh to the back of the head.

    As he sleeps it off, you and your buddy are heading into town with a whole bunch of crates of booze which the booze-stillers send to the local mob.

    The local mob sends them cash and bullets by return.

    Look what you scored!

    12x amaretto
    14x beer
    9x cognac
    9x whiskey
    13x wine
    18x rum
    8x port


    You drive the drunken drivers 1x Morris Minor Tourer ($2000) back too!

    You keep your gun, bullets and car.

    So uh, how do I send you booze? (I'll transfer you $1000 now)

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  • VoroVoro Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hell yeah! But damn, that's a lot of booze to move. Give me a few and I'll try to calculate how much this will come to.

    All the booze should be on my end (don't think it transfers). Got caught trying to move it all, I'll see if I have enough cash to give you half of its worth before I sell it.

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  • ArminasArminas Student of Life SF, CARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I just realized, I don't think I was supposed to send you $1000... because I also didn't have the booze. D'oh. I just assumed as driver I'd be driving it back. haha, silly me.

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  • Ash-HousewaresAsh-Housewares TARDIS Hunter Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    how many of you think you might make 'thief' today?

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  • VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'll make pickpocket today. How longs it take to get through that rank?

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  • Ash-HousewaresAsh-Housewares TARDIS Hunter Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Veagle wrote: »
    I'll make pickpocket today. How longs it take to get through that rank?

    I think it took me a few days. As far as i know Merton and I are the only thieves.

    Edit: Side note

    anyone up for a heist or racing?

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  • AfroJAfroJ Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I suck at racing. I started off by winning my first race and now i've lost every race since. Oh well, time to steal more cars.

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  • VoroVoro Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Arminas wrote: »
    I just realized, I don't think I was supposed to send you $1000... because I also didn't have the booze. D'oh. I just assumed as driver I'd be driving it back. haha, silly me.

    S'alright. Sent half the booze money, plus the $1K.

    Ash-Housewares: I might make it very late tonight (PST), otherwise it'll be tomorrow.

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  • KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Anyone up for a race?

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  • ArminasArminas Student of Life SF, CARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Voro wrote: »
    Arminas wrote: »
    I just realized, I don't think I was supposed to send you $1000... because I also didn't have the booze. D'oh. I just assumed as driver I'd be driving it back. haha, silly me.

    S'alright. Sent half the booze money, plus the $1K.

    Ash-Housewares: I might make it very late tonight (PST), otherwise it'll be tomorrow.

    Yay! Thanks :)

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  • DaemonionDaemonion Mountain Man USARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm ready for both race and heist.

    I can drive or purchase a Tommy and bring bullets, whateva.

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  • EpeliEpeli Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm also ready to race and I'm up for a heist in about 10minutes.

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  • AfroJAfroJ Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Anyone down for a heist?

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  • DaemonionDaemonion Mountain Man USARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    epeli, invited for race.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Woo! First car!

    Success: you stole a Bugatti Type 13 Torpedo with 53 percent damage

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  • AfroJAfroJ Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Daemonion wrote: »
    I'm ready for both race and heist.

    I can drive or purchase a Tommy and bring bullets, whateva.

    Invite sent.

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  • EpeliEpeli Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Daemonion wrote: »
    epeli, invited for race.
    Now if I could just get out of jail a bit faster...

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  • DaemonionDaemonion Mountain Man USARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Wow, that sucked.
    You take a drive out in the country but nothing much happens.

    On a very straight stretch of road a sports car comes into view in your rear-view mirror.

    It streaks past you in a blur. You read the name on the back:

    Fangio

    You wonder who this is and drive home.

    At least you keep your stuff!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Manuel_Fangio

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  • AfroJAfroJ Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    At least we didn't lose anything. I also got the money back from the Tommy gun. I didn't think that would happen.

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  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Wow, I just picked up a bitchin', yet heavily damaged car. Some Mercedes-Benz single-seater that can go over 200 mph.

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  • ArminasArminas Student of Life SF, CARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Is anyone still racing?

    and lookie at what I just nicked:
    Make: Mercedes-Benz
    Model: W25 Avus Streamliner

    Country:D
    Built:1937

    Seating: 1

    Engine: Cylinders:12 5577CC
    Horsepower: 756BHp
    At: 5800RPM
    Max. Speed: 236mph/377.6kmh

    Length: 6250MM
    Width: 1850MM
    Wow, I just picked up a bitchin', yet heavily damaged car. Some Mercedes-Benz single-seater that can go over 200 mph.

    Wait! That's what i stole too :D

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  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I just got that, too. 87% damage, though.

    Edit: Fuck yeah, just got to shoplifter.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Three way? :winky:

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  • EpeliEpeli Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Nice car (do need) but if someone is up for heisting send me an invite (I'm a much better driver).

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  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Do you need bullets for a heist or will just a gun do?

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  • EpeliEpeli Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    If you need bullets the easiest way to get a small amount of them is to go to the Votes & Affiliates tab on the page and just open every link under the vote for bullets section.

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  • ArminasArminas Student of Life SF, CARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    which one of us is Wossname?

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  • EpeliEpeli Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I think Rot is Wossname.

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