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[Game On] Omerta Online, a mafia MMOG.

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  • KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm about halfway to pickpocket and I don't even have 1% yet.

    Uh...Should I just go and shoot characters I know have no chance of retaliation?

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  • RotRot Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Anyone up for a race?

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  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Rot wrote: »
    Anyone up for a race?

    I am.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    In 8 mins I would like to heist some fools.

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  • KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I have achieved pink slip greatness thusly!
    Race Results

    The type of race was Cars, the race took place in Chicago
    .1. Ford Model A Roadster - Kajusta
    2. Auburn 852 Supercharged - Wossname

    Kajusta was the winner of the race. Therefore Kajusta won all cars, that were still in one piece after the race

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Who wants to go down Route 66?

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  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dammit, I keep shooting myself in the foot.

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  • JastJast Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I invited you malkor.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Ready.

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  • JastJast Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Theres a Festival Tonight in the Middle of Town.

    You both get the great idea to break into the local bank while everyone else is getting drunk and having a good time.

    You climb onto the bank roof using the fire escape

    Down in the bank it is very dark.

    You stand on a power cable and do yourself some damage!

    The leader is electrocuted for 6 units of blood.

    Watch where you stand!

    You limp out with somesacks of money you stole!

    Outside the police are waiting. You are busted and lost all your stuff. The feds take the stolen banknotes and throw you both into jail!

    That sucked.

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  • VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm ready for a heist. I've got a 1.4 Kill Skill and a race form of 15.5.

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  • CycophantCycophant Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Ready for a heist anytime in the near future as well. Name is "cycophant" in game as well.

    As an aside, how are you people getting such high skill levels so fast? I've been plugging away slowly at this game for the last day or two, and yet all my skills aren't even above .5%

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  • EpeliEpeli Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I could go for a heist, I got 9.5% KS and 18 race form.

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  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm ready for a heist, too.

    Edit: Epeli, do you mind being my driver?

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  • VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    OK I'll go with Cycophant. Would you rather drive or shoot?

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  • EpeliEpeli Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm fine with being the driver. Go ahead and send the invite.

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  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    You and your buddy take a drive out, but pretty soon you run into some hoods you know from way back in school.

    Your old classmates invite you to help them out in a scam.

    You pose as players in a poker game, but the odds are fixed.

    You play well and 'win' $340,986

    Of course you keep your car & stuff!

    Not bad at all.

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  • LastAndroidLastAndroid Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm up for a OC, heist, or race.

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  • Merton BlaskMerton Blask Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Down for an OC here. Also Epeli, when'd you get all that KS?

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  • CycophantCycophant Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Well that went well...
    You take a drive around the downtown area with your buddy, hanging out of the windows and looking for trouble.

    Sometimes if you cannot find trouble, you know that it will find you anyway and today is no exception.

    You round a bend in the road to find three cop cars pulled up by an italian diner you know...

    You drive past the cops shouting

    'Bang!'

    'Bang!'

    'Bang!'

    With your fake gun. The leader throws an apple core at them.

    Some children laugh at you as you drive away from the bemused cops.

    You kept your car, even though you lost your *panache*

    So, lesson learned. No more fake guns. Sorry Veagle.

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  • VoroVoro Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm up for an OC as well. 4.2% KS, Race Form 3, and .02% jailbusting, if any of those matter.

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  • VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Well I guess it could've been worse.

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  • KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Anyone up for a heist?

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  • Merton BlaskMerton Blask Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    So we've got Android, myself, Epeli and Voro lurking around. OC, guys?

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  • EpeliEpeli Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Merton I have been shooting that damn bottle since I had enough money to buy a gun. And I think we have enough people for OC now.
    Edit: I have a
    Make: Duesenberg
    Model: Model X Locke

    Country:USA
    Built:1927

    Seating: 5

    Engine: Cylinders:8 6883CC
    Horsepower: 265BHp
    At: 4200RPM
    Max. Speed: 145mph/232kmh

    Length: 3607MM
    Width: 1829MM
    which should be able to do a good job as our getaway car.

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  • VoroVoro Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    So we've got Android, myself, Epeli and Voro lurking around. OC, guys?

    Definitely. Just name the roles and we're good to go.

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  • cashmerelccashmerelc Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    If you guys haven't already done OC I'm in

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  • Ash-HousewaresAsh-Housewares TARDIS Hunter Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    OC!!!

    Edit: don't call it that.

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  • LastAndroidLastAndroid Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'd rather not be the leader this time since I'm tired/sick, so I can take explosive since I have money and some busting.

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  • Merton BlaskMerton Blask Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Wow, so we've got enough for an OC and a half, then. Anyone else with a villa?

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  • VoroVoro Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Well, I can front the cash for the tommy guns if we're doing this soon.

    Edit: And no villa here.

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  • KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Seriously, heist? Anyone? Cash?

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  • cashmerelccashmerelc Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I don't have one either. I'll look into how much they cost though

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  • Merton BlaskMerton Blask Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    They cost a mil, I can loan someone up to 400k if they need to buy one.

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  • cashmerelccashmerelc Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Kajusta, I'm up for a heist, I just want to try out OC first since I haven't done it yet

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  • EpeliEpeli Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    No villa for me either but I'd rather be shooting or driving anyway.

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  • cashmerelccashmerelc Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    All right, I'll sell some of these expensive cars I've been keeping and see if I have enough for a villa

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  • KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Heist successful ;)

    ninja edit.

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  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Kajusta wrote: »
    You follow a truck for a while to see where it stops off.

    Nothing much happens.

    You get to speak to the driver at a canteen-stop. He says that the truck contains rolls of paper for a printing plant out of town.

    You decide not to steal this worthless cargo and drive back to town.

    You keep your gun, bullets and car.

    I'm pretty sure that's what we got earlier. D:

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  • cashmerelccashmerelc Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Okay, I have like 950k, so almost enough to get a villa and have the 50k in my pocket leftover

    EDIT:

    I take that back, I have 900k in the bank and 50k in my pocket. I could sell some bullets, but that will take a while

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