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[Game On] Omerta Online, a mafia MMOG.

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  • LastAndroidLastAndroid Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'll send some money.

    If anyone wants to go on a heist invite me, I have a nice car.

    Edit: I forgot about the transaction fee, if you need more let me know.

    LastAndroid on
  • Merton BlaskMerton Blask Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Alright.

    LEADER - Cashmere
    WEAPONS - Mert
    EXPLOSIVES - Android
    DRIVER - Ash

    Sound good?

    Merton Blask on
    It would be like if the Queen woke you up every morning. Too special.
  • cashmerelccashmerelc Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Alright, OC invites sent

    cashmerelc on
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Ooh, explosives?

    Malkor on
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  • cashmerelccashmerelc Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Alright, $220760. Want me to split the money up according to the calculator or gamble it?

    cashmerelc on
  • Merton BlaskMerton Blask Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I vote for letting it roll on black.

    Merton Blask on
    It would be like if the Queen woke you up every morning. Too special.
  • LastAndroidLastAndroid Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Up to you, go for it.

    LastAndroid on
  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm never gonna hit that goddamn bottle.

    One Thousand Cables on
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Halp?

    I'm only level 1 or 2 or so... and I've pretty much gotten to where I can knock over a jeweler at 50%. I can't buy any booze/narcotics because I can't hold enough to make a profit. Don't have enough for a gun just yet, saving up for one. Will that make thieving cars and doing small crimes easier?

    Also, that constant verification thing is getting annoying.

    Sheep on
  • cashmerelccashmerelc Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Got good news, guys.

    You have bet $ 220,760 and you made $441,520.

    I'll send out your shares now.

    cashmerelc on
  • RotRot Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Heist or race, your call. There might be loose women and/ore manure involved...

    Rot on
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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sleep wrote: »
    Halp?

    I'm only level 1 or 2 or so... and I've pretty much gotten to where I can knock over a jeweler at 50%. I can't buy any booze/narcotics because I can't hold enough to make a profit. Don't have enough for a gun just yet, saving up for one. Will that make thieving cars and doing small crimes easier?

    Also, that constant verification thing is getting annoying.

    Yeah, you pretty much have to keep hitting up the jeweler until you can pull of heists with someone else.

    Also.
    You'd better not drink any more beer before shooting the bottle, I guess you were too drunk.

    Malkor on
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  • LastAndroidLastAndroid Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Rot wrote: »
    Heist or race, your call. There might be loose women and/ore manure involved...
    I sent you an invite for a heist, hopefully my good luck will stay.

    Edit:
    You stopped a truck and the occupant, a farmer with an incomprehensible accent, shrugged and gave you the keys.

    The truck is full of stinky manure!

    When you went to look in the back of the truck a big guy jumped out from under some sack cloth and laid into you and your buddy with a crowbar.

    You reached for your gun and plugged him!

    Your leader lost 1 blood and your driver lost 1.

    You sold the truck and manure for $43,049, but you have a few bruises and now you stink as well.

    You kept your gun and 314 bullets

    You gained 2 kill skill

    Haha, there was manure, but we still did ok.

    LastAndroid on
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Also, I am no longer Sheeeeeeep. I am Chigurh. Wish I could find a cattle gun.

    Sheep on
  • KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Race Results

    The type of race was Cars, the race took place in Chicago
    .1. Auburn 852 Supercharged - Kajusta
    2. Bugatti Type 38 Torpedo - Wossname

    Kajusta was the winner of the race. Therefore Kajusta won all cars, that were still in one piece after the race

    Kajusta on
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    XBL
  • ArminasArminas Student of Life SF, CARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Anyone up for a heist? I can drive or use a fake tommy :p

    Arminas on
  • alla stocattaalla stocatta Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm sending you the invite arminas

    alla stocatta on
    Above all nations is humanity.
  • ArminasArminas Student of Life SF, CARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Readied up
    You park your car on a railway crossing and when the train arrives it is a fast one!

    The driver and fireman try to stop the train but instead it ploughs into your parked car, which explodes in a fireball, lighting the night-sky.

    You watch in total dismay from behind a bush.

    This is a very very unlucky turn of events.

    You turn home on foot.

    At the end of the lane you are delighted to see a guy stopped in the lane to ask you and your buddy directions.

    'This will point the way, sucker!' you say, shooting the poor guy where he stood.

    You get 11 kill skill points for this!

    You help yourself to a wonderful haul of 3908 bullets you find in the truck!

    You sell the truck for $322,830 and you keep your gun (but not the bullets, they are in the dead guy's ass now!)
    Nooo! my car! T_T

    Arminas on
  • alla stocattaalla stocatta Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    You park your car on a railway crossing and when the train arrives it is a fast one!

    The driver and fireman try to stop the train but instead it ploughs into your parked car, which explodes in a fireball, lighting the night-sky.

    You watch in total dismay from behind a bush.

    This is a very very unlucky turn of events.

    You turn home on foot.

    At the end of the lane you are delighted to see a guy stopped in the lane to ask you and your buddy directions.

    'This will point the way, sucker!' you say, shooting the poor guy where he stood.

    You get 11 kill skill points for this!

    You help yourself to a wonderful haul of 3908 bullets you find in the truck!

    You sell the truck for $322,830 and you keep your gun (but not the bullets, they are in the dead guy's ass now!)

    Nice! I'm dividing it up now.

    alla stocatta on
    Above all nations is humanity.
  • RotRot Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Who wants my car?

    Rot on
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  • ArminasArminas Student of Life SF, CARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Rot wrote: »
    Who wants my car?

    Mine just went up in a fireball ;-)

    Arminas on
  • alla stocattaalla stocatta Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Oh crap, didn't even realize that. How do I transfer the money and bullets to you?

    edit: Did you get the bullets Arminas?

    alla stocatta on
    Above all nations is humanity.
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    $322,830

    That's one hell of a truck.

    Sheep on
  • ArminasArminas Student of Life SF, CARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Well I got money (thanks), but I have no idea about the bullets. I say you obay some bullets, but if you wanna keep 'em and kill someone later, that's cool too.

    Arminas on
  • CyberJackalCyberJackal Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Looks like I'm set for another heist (or race, for that matter).

    CyberJackal on
  • alla stocattaalla stocatta Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    So you want me to obay your share and send you the money? Will do.

    I'm also down for a race if anyone's interested.

    Edit: I only got 2,882 bullets right now Arminas, you sure you didn't get some, somehow?

    alla stocatta on
    Above all nations is humanity.
  • Ash-HousewaresAsh-Housewares TARDIS Hunter Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    worst. heist. ever.
    Heist wrote:
    You think that your driver has gone bananas when he stops the car on a railway track!

    You dive out just as a locomotive smashes all your stuff to smithereens!

    You walk home feeling kind of mad at your bad time!

    Apparently don't let me drive. I just want to kill us all!

    Ash-Housewares on
  • cashmerelccashmerelc Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    When you go on a heist, the bullets are automatically split up for you.

    cashmerelc on
  • alla stocattaalla stocatta Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Ah, thanks

    alla stocatta on
    Above all nations is humanity.
  • ArminasArminas Student of Life SF, CARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    cashmerelc wrote: »
    When you go on a heist, the bullets are automatically split up for you.

    Oh, awesome. In that case, we good then, alla stocatta!

    Wheee, busted lastandroid out of jail twice now. That's two times you've been spared from bubba!

    Arminas on
  • AfroJAfroJ Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    It's time once again to get my "kicks" on route 66, anyone else down?

    AfroJ on
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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    To clarify, will buying a gun help raise my nick car %?

    Sheep on
  • CyberJackalCyberJackal Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    AfroJ wrote: »
    It's time once again to get my "kicks" on route 66, anyone else down?

    I am so down.

    CyberJackal on
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sleep wrote: »
    To clarify, will buying a gun help raise my nick car %?

    No. Only repeated failures will help with nicking cars. I have 71 attempts, and I get max 28% success right now.

    Malkor on
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  • ArminasArminas Student of Life SF, CARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sleep wrote: »
    To clarify, will buying a gun help raise my nick car %?

    I don't think that having a weapon has an effect on this, i think it's just practice.

    Arminas on
  • AfroJAfroJ Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    AfroJ wrote: »
    It's time once again to get my "kicks" on route 66, anyone else down?

    I am so down.

    What's your nick?

    AfroJ on
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  • CyberJackalCyberJackal Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    AfroJ wrote: »
    AfroJ wrote: »
    It's time once again to get my "kicks" on route 66, anyone else down?

    I am so down.

    What's your nick?

    Same as here.

    CyberJackal on
  • AfroJAfroJ Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    AfroJ wrote: »
    AfroJ wrote: »
    It's time once again to get my "kicks" on route 66, anyone else down?

    I am so down.

    What's your nick?

    Same as here.

    Invite Sent

    AfroJ on
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  • cashmerelccashmerelc Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    sleep, I don't think so. It only helps as far as heists go and killing someone. And maybe target shooting

    cashmerelc on
  • CyberJackalCyberJackal Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    You stopped a truck driven by a swarthy, moustachiod fellow in a top hat.

    'Help yourself to the cargo' he says, cheerfully.

    You went round to the back of the truck, opened the door and out jumped an angry, 24-stone adult female gorilla.


    As the truck drove away from your mangled form you could just make out the name of the local travelling circus.

    Your leader lost 3 units of blood and your driver 3.

    Gorillas are best left 'unmolested'!

    You keep your car.

    You've gotta be fucking kidding me.

    CyberJackal on
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