I am going to a doctor in 3 hours for a consultation about my balls. My balls are all tight up in a knot. I am probably going to have surgery on my balls on Friday. It is possible that I might lose a ball during the surgery. It is also possible that I might lose a ball if I don't have the surgery.
My balls is whack.
How are your balls hangin' today?
UPDATE: I go in for surgery in 1 hour.
UPDATE2: Surgery went well, and I still have my balls. It kinda hurt to sit the first day, and I have had a splitting headache for 3 days straight. But everything seems to be turning out just fine for the little duders. Though my left one is a little tender, I'm gonna give it a week or so to see what happens. They've been through a lot.
The surgery was pretty much: slice the sack, untangle the ball, stitch the balls to the sack, stitch the sack back up. So now I got Franken-Balls.