I am going to a doctor in 3 hours for a consultation about my balls. My balls are all tight up in a knot. I am probably going to have surgery on my balls on Friday. It is possible that I might lose a ball during the surgery. It is also possible that I might lose a ball if I don't have the surgery.
In conclusion:
My balls is whack.
How are your balls hangin' today?
UPDATE: I go in for surgery in 1 hour.
UPDATE2: Surgery went well, and I still have my balls. It kinda hurt to sit the first day, and I have had a splitting headache for 3 days straight. But everything seems to be turning out just fine for the little duders. Though my left one is a little tender, I'm gonna give it a week or so to see what happens. They've been through a lot.
The surgery was pretty much: slice the sack, untangle the ball, stitch the balls to the sack, stitch the sack back up. So now I got Franken-Balls.
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swell
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
Yes.
My dick's even jealous.
Hitler.
You don't want to be like Hitler, do you?
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler is somewhat sim'lar,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.
heart is too cliche
make it a duck
BOOOOOO
get off the stage
Be sure to put a note on the ribbon indicating that it is a gift for the doctor to be unwrapped.
put a sticker on your nutsack that says "Do Not Open Till XMAS 2008
"Fragile. Handle with Care."
what is he french?
Frag-il-e..... Hmm, these must be Italian balls
TOO LATE LENS
I GOT TO THE FOREIGNER JOKE BEFORE YOU
nothing can save you now
but i was quoting Christmas Story
suck it trebek
no im pretty sure he says it must be french
hence why i said "what is he french?"
you sure?
i thought it was italian
TO THE INTERNET!!!!
Boys! Boys! There are enough foreigner jokes for everyone!
Let us cup each others nuts as a salute to Nogs!
IMDB Says:
[Mr. Parker reads a side of the box with the prize that he won]
Mr. Parker: Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian.
Mrs. Parker: Uh, I think that says FRAGILE, dear.
Mr. Parker: Oh, yeah.
HAHA!!!
i hope this counts
it's a batman mug if it helps
edit: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
actually im in missouri for christmas break. the surgeon is apparently really good, so there is that i guess.
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