"zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan!Satans Post
Just becareful on what what hospital you go to in the Mineapolis area. A friend of mine went to North Memorial to get a vasectomy and they cut a nerve and now he can not feel his junk.
Well his balls are just for show now anyway. Does it really matter if he can feel them? You can't feel your appendix.
Just becareful on what what hospital you go to in the Mineapolis area. A friend of mine went to North Memorial to get a vasectomy and they cut a nerve and now he can not feel his junk.
Well his balls are just for show now anyway. Does it really matter if he can feel them? You can't feel your appendix.
He can not feel anything down there. He can not even get it up anymore.
Just becareful on what what hospital you go to in the Mineapolis area. A friend of mine went to North Memorial to get a vasectomy and they cut a nerve and now he can not feel his junk.
Well his balls are just for show now anyway. Does it really matter if he can feel them? You can't feel your appendix.
He can not feel anything down there. He can not even get it up anymore.
Ok that does suck. Hopefully he is swimming in cash from a malpractice suit.
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edited December 2007
I'm calling BS on the dead penis story due to human anatomy.
It was a military referral for him to go to that hospital (you can only go to certain ones due to our health care plan) and we cannot sue even if they totally fuck things up.
It was a military referral for him to go to that hospital (you can only go to certain ones due to our health care plan) and we cannot sue even if they totally fuck things up.
Had it. They went in and stitched my balls in place to keep them from twisting again. The pain came back so they went back in and found a cyst in one of the tube things that connects your ball to the rest of you. It was cutting off the blood flow so they had to take that shit out too.
After two surguries on your nuts, every little pain makes you think this might be the time you have to go in and be told they're going to take a ball out.
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I almost lost a nut when i had an inguinal hernia. my intestines plotted to destroy my nuts and take the power they held. Fortunately doctors intervened and the strangling grasp that my intestines had on my right nut was broken.
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Can't you actually avoid testicular torsion by playing with your balls?
i've been doing this for years now, but i had a huge scare back in october. i could barely even walk it hurt so bad. luckily i went to the restroom and managed to pick the right direction and untangle it. if i had chosen the other way, i wouldve been fucked big time.
but yeah, i have these options open to me now
1. Have preventative surgery - which means stitching my balls in place so they never move around
2. do nothing and when it happens again go to the ER and have them deal with it there.
My mind tells me to do option 1, because that is the smart decision. but the part of me that is a scared little 5 year old wants to postpone it as long as possible and go with option 2.
Shave a design into your pubes before you go in for the consultation. Shave them into the shape of a heart. And tie a little ribbon around your wangalanger
This post reminded me of a silly folksy sounding song called The Scotsman.
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Shave a design into your pubes before you go in for the consultation. Shave them into the shape of a heart. And tie a little ribbon around your wangalanger
This post reminded me of a silly folksy sounding song called The Scotsman.
Shave a design into your pubes before you go in for the consultation. Shave them into the shape of a heart. And tie a little ribbon around your wangalanger
This post reminded me of a silly folksy sounding song called The Scotsman.
Hehe, I know exactly what you're talking about...
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At least you're not a nullo (has anyone else read the interview of a gay guy whose partner wanted him to be completely submissive and had had nuts and wang taken off? That was one of the most terrible things I've ever read).
At least you're not a nullo (has anyone else read the interview of a gay guy whose partner wanted him to be completely submissive and had had nuts and wang taken off? That was one of the most terrible things I've ever read).
At least you're not a nullo (has anyone else read the interview of a gay guy whose partner wanted him to be completely submissive and had had nuts and wang taken off? That was one of the most terrible things I've ever read).
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Well his balls are just for show now anyway. Does it really matter if he can feel them? You can't feel your appendix.
He can not feel anything down there. He can not even get it up anymore.
Ok that does suck. Hopefully he is swimming in cash from a malpractice suit.
How is this even possible?
Had it. They went in and stitched my balls in place to keep them from twisting again. The pain came back so they went back in and found a cyst in one of the tube things that connects your ball to the rest of you. It was cutting off the blood flow so they had to take that shit out too.
After two surguries on your nuts, every little pain makes you think this might be the time you have to go in and be told they're going to take a ball out.
So now you have three bollocks?
Okay.
No, I'm oneballing.
I mean..
err....
You can.
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Cool.
Hi.
i've been doing this for years now, but i had a huge scare back in october. i could barely even walk it hurt so bad. luckily i went to the restroom and managed to pick the right direction and untangle it. if i had chosen the other way, i wouldve been fucked big time.
but yeah, i have these options open to me now
1. Have preventative surgery - which means stitching my balls in place so they never move around
2. do nothing and when it happens again go to the ER and have them deal with it there.
My mind tells me to do option 1, because that is the smart decision. but the part of me that is a scared little 5 year old wants to postpone it as long as possible and go with option 2.
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I had testicular torsion.
This sounds about right.
This post reminded me of a silly folksy sounding song called The Scotsman.
Hehe, I know exactly what you're talking about...
Is that why you wanna be a lady? Your balls be whack?
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Oi, way to ruin a Manny's.
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Anyway, I'll be praying for your balls.