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I got Franken-Balls.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Stale jr?

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    casper_27d wrote: »
    Just becareful on what what hospital you go to in the Mineapolis area. A friend of mine went to North Memorial to get a vasectomy and they cut a nerve and now he can not feel his junk.

    Well his balls are just for show now anyway. Does it really matter if he can feel them? You can't feel your appendix.

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  • casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Marathon wrote: »
    casper_27d wrote: »
    Just becareful on what what hospital you go to in the Mineapolis area. A friend of mine went to North Memorial to get a vasectomy and they cut a nerve and now he can not feel his junk.

    Well his balls are just for show now anyway. Does it really matter if he can feel them? You can't feel your appendix.

    He can not feel anything down there. He can not even get it up anymore.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    casper_27d wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    casper_27d wrote: »
    Just becareful on what what hospital you go to in the Mineapolis area. A friend of mine went to North Memorial to get a vasectomy and they cut a nerve and now he can not feel his junk.

    Well his balls are just for show now anyway. Does it really matter if he can feel them? You can't feel your appendix.

    He can not feel anything down there. He can not even get it up anymore.

    Ok that does suck. Hopefully he is swimming in cash from a malpractice suit.

    Marathon on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'm calling BS on the dead penis story due to human anatomy.

    Weaver on
  • casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    It was a military referral for him to go to that hospital (you can only go to certain ones due to our health care plan) and we cannot sue even if they totally fuck things up.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    casper_27d wrote: »
    It was a military referral for him to go to that hospital (you can only go to certain ones due to our health care plan) and we cannot sue even if they totally fuck things up.

    How is this even possible?

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  • sevencursessevencurses Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Bedlam wrote: »
    testicular tortion.

    Yes.

    Had it. They went in and stitched my balls in place to keep them from twisting again. The pain came back so they went back in and found a cyst in one of the tube things that connects your ball to the rest of you. It was cutting off the blood flow so they had to take that shit out too.

    After two surguries on your nuts, every little pain makes you think this might be the time you have to go in and be told they're going to take a ball out.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Testicular torsion stole me one of my balls.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Testicular torsion stole me one of my balls.

    So now you have three bollocks?

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I don't get it.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The Sentence implies that testicular torsion stole a testicle for you.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Oh.

    Okay.

    No, I'm oneballing.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Can't you actually avoid testicular torsion by playing with your balls?

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Can't you actually avoid testicular torsion by playing with your balls?
    You can?


    I mean..

    err....



    You can.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    ...

    ...

    crap

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    holy shit

    SIL

    HEY SIL
    hi

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    'sup?

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    nutin'

    just hadnt seen you in a while

    wanted to say hi

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    oh.

    Cool.


    Hi.





    <3

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    How is the new job treating you, Mr. Sil?

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  • divine willydivine willy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I almost lost a nut when i had an inguinal hernia. my intestines plotted to destroy my nuts and take the power they held. Fortunately doctors intervened and the strangling grasp that my intestines had on my right nut was broken.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Can't you actually avoid testicular torsion by playing with your balls?

    i've been doing this for years now, but i had a huge scare back in october. i could barely even walk it hurt so bad. luckily i went to the restroom and managed to pick the right direction and untangle it. if i had chosen the other way, i wouldve been fucked big time.

    but yeah, i have these options open to me now

    1. Have preventative surgery - which means stitching my balls in place so they never move around

    2. do nothing and when it happens again go to the ER and have them deal with it there.


    My mind tells me to do option 1, because that is the smart decision. but the part of me that is a scared little 5 year old wants to postpone it as long as possible and go with option 2.

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  • GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    i could barely even walk it hurt so bad.

    I had testicular torsion.

    This sounds about right.
    Fortunately my parents were able to drive me to ER. The car ride + immense pain caused me to vomit the whole way there.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Shave a design into your pubes before you go in for the consultation. Shave them into the shape of a heart. And tie a little ribbon around your wangalanger

    This post reminded me of a silly folksy sounding song called The Scotsman.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Shave a design into your pubes before you go in for the consultation. Shave them into the shape of a heart. And tie a little ribbon around your wangalanger

    This post reminded me of a silly folksy sounding song called The Scotsman.

    Hehe, I know exactly what you're talking about...

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I am going to invent a drink called The Scotchman.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Join the goddamned club

    Is that why you wanna be a lady? Your balls be whack?

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    It's a shot of Duars at the bottom of a pint of Manny's pale ale.

    Bam. Drink invented.

    Weaver on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Tonkka wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Shave a design into your pubes before you go in for the consultation. Shave them into the shape of a heart. And tie a little ribbon around your wangalanger

    This post reminded me of a silly folksy sounding song called The Scotsman.

    Hehe, I know exactly what you're talking about...

    O lad, I don't know where you been, but I see you've won first prize

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    It's a shot of Duars at the bottom of a pint of Manny's pale ale.

    Bam. Drink invented.

    Oi, way to ruin a Manny's.

    EDIT: hi5 Geek.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    It's a shot of Duars at the bottom of a pint of Manny's pale ale.

    Bam. Drink invented.

    Oi, way to ruin a Manny's.

    EDIT: hi5 Geek.

    I am so having one these first chance I get.

    Weaver on
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    At least you're not a nullo (has anyone else read the interview of a gay guy whose partner wanted him to be completely submissive and had had nuts and wang taken off? That was one of the most terrible things I've ever read).

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    nullo

    NULLO

    what the FUCK world

    what the fuck.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    L|ama wrote: »
    At least you're not a nullo (has anyone else read the interview of a gay guy whose partner wanted him to be completely submissive and had had nuts and wang taken off? That was one of the most terrible things I've ever read).

    D:

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2008
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    At least you're not a nullo (has anyone else read the interview of a gay guy whose partner wanted him to be completely submissive and had had nuts and wang taken off? That was one of the most terrible things I've ever read).

    D:

    D:D:D:

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:

    I think I threw up a little in my mouth.

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  • VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    it's ok guys this is natural selection

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  • DunlopezDunlopez Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I've always had small balls but a big schlong. Or is it just an optical illusion???

    Anyway, I'll be praying for your balls.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    And thank you immensely for telling us.

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