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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    you totally messed that quote up Zero

    I'm so disappointed in you

    it's been a long time

    I fixed it

    Okay, I forgive you.

    Centipede Damascus on
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Trexy wrote: »
    Whats that website that was made for the Venture Brother's episode?

    Edit: It was called the Scrotal Safety Commission, but I can't find it for the life of me.

    Let me tell you, I've been looking for the Testicular Torsion episode clip on Youtube ever since this thread was posted.

    Squashua on
  • GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Nogs wrote: »
    i decided to have the surgery.

    i go in to the hospital in an hour and a half.

    nut surgery will commence around 2:30-3:00 central time.

    A tip: don't fucking forget to change the gauze.

    Having gauze glued to your balls by ball-pus is not a good feeling.

    Garthor on
  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Garthor wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    i decided to have the surgery.

    i go in to the hospital in an hour and a half.

    nut surgery will commence around 2:30-3:00 central time.

    A tip: don't fucking forget to change the gauze.

    Having gauze glued to your balls by ball-pus is not a good feeling.

    What's with the internet and having all sorts of horrific medical conditions?

    Trillian on

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hey hey let's go kenka suru

    Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!

    Boku ga warui so let's fighting...

    Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!

    Oh dear, I actually know what this is from, I think. Or maybe it's just a cover. Miyavi?

    I feel all weeabooey.


    Also do you get like a nut implant or anything? I imagine it would feel very very horrible just having nothing there.

    L|ama on
  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i thought it was kick assu

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  • Darkblade_1Darkblade_1 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    its fucking Southpark..

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i mean they have subtitles and everything

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Oh now I feel like an idiot.

    In my defence, it would fit with
    Chouji wa do-dai aibou, genkidashi na yo... tte betsu ni e [KO]n' janai tte?
    Iya na koto & [UZEE] koto, moe nee [GOMI] no hi ni zenbu dashichi matte sa,

    Sonna demo tte jinrui, minna [OKAN] ni iwaserya "yareba dekiru ko ya de~"
    [DASA]I jibun & [MOSSAI] jibun, ashi [KUSE]I jibun mo senbu aishiteyatte yo.

    Shirahata nante moyashite sa... tteka, saisho kara youi shinakerya ii.

    This is [FAITINGU SONGU]
    [FAITINGU SONGU]
    Buchikamashitare
    Ite komashitare

    Try & try

    Kobushi wa kamaenakutemo ii.
    Sou, chiisaku mae narae de ii.

    It's your [FAITINGU POOZU]
    [FAITINGU POOZU]
    Buchikamashitare
    Ite komashitare

    [NEBA GIBA] de ikou

    Miyavi - Oretachi Dake no fighting song



    testicular torsion. It just sounds so terrible.

    L|ama on
  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Trillian wrote: »
    Garthor wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    i decided to have the surgery.

    i go in to the hospital in an hour and a half.

    nut surgery will commence around 2:30-3:00 central time.

    A tip: don't fucking forget to change the gauze.

    Having gauze glued to your balls by ball-pus is not a good feeling.

    What's with the internet and having all sorts of horrific medical conditions?

    i blame Stileproject for setting the bar so high...err, low.



    while Al Gore was tooting his horn about the information superhighway, i was learning more than i really wanted to about Faces of Death and midget porn, all thanks to the internet.

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  • GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Trillian wrote: »
    Garthor wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    i decided to have the surgery.

    i go in to the hospital in an hour and a half.

    nut surgery will commence around 2:30-3:00 central time.

    A tip: don't fucking forget to change the gauze.

    Having gauze glued to your balls by ball-pus is not a good feeling.

    What's with the internet and having all sorts of horrific medical conditions?

    I wouldn't call forgetting to change your gauze one day to find out that your ball-incisions have spewed out enough ball-pus to glue the previous day's ball-gauze to your balls to be a "medical condition."

    In retrospect, thinking, "Oh, I'll just wait until tomorrow and hopefully the ball-pus will have dried up and it will be easier to remove the ball-gauze from my balls" was actually really dumb.

    Because it wasn't, you see.

    Garthor on
  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    so ishe having them removed?

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  • TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I honestly can't even imagine losing my balls.

    I mean, how I would I use a cellphone? Seriously.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Taramoor wrote: »
    I honestly can't even imagine losing my balls.

    I mean, how I would I use a cellphone? Seriously.

    what

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  • GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Taramoor wrote: »
    I honestly can't even imagine losing my balls.

    I mean, how I would I use a cellphone? Seriously.

    what

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/03/21

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  • TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Garthor wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Taramoor wrote: »
    I honestly can't even imagine losing my balls.

    I mean, how I would I use a cellphone? Seriously.

    what

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/03/21

    I didn't want to copy the exact joke, but couldn't think of anything else that wasn't obvious or just plain worse.

    At least someone got the reference.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Surgery went well, and I still have my balls. It kinda hurt to sit the first day, and I have had a splitting headache for 3 days straight. But everything seems to be turning out just fine for the little duders. Though my left one is a little tender, I'm gonna give it a week or so to see what happens. They've been through a lot.

    The surgery was pretty much: slice the sack, untangle the ball, stitch the balls to the sack, stitch the sack back up. So now I got Franken-Balls.

    Nogs on
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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Booooring!

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    yeah, no solo or nullo here. sorry guys.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    If it's any consolation I ended up with one of those horrible orgasm headaches today where when you peak instead of maximum pleasure your hormonal glands all misfire and you are treated to massive waves of pain tearing through your head followed by a full day of headaches that are worsened by doing anything more than siting still pretty much.

    Weaver on
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    If it's any consolation I ended up with one of those horrible orgasm headaches today where when you peak instead of maximum pleasure your hormonal glands all misfire and you are treated to massive waves of pain tearing through your head followed by a full day of headaches that are worsened by doing anything more than siting still pretty much.

    Forgive me for my laughter. For there was much of it.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Somebody tell Berk

    we need an illustration of this FrankenBalls concept

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    One of these motherfuckers, weaver?

    I've had them once or twice, and yeah, they're pretty terrible. Only had it for a couple of minutes though.

    L|ama on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    L|ama wrote: »
    One of these motherfuckers, weaver?

    I've had them once or twice, and yeah, they're pretty terrible. Only had it for a couple of minutes though.

    Yep.

    Wife felt pretty bad for me.

    Weaver on
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dammit I can't even think of a self-insulting joke regarding my hand. Oh well.

    L|ama on
  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    my balls are doing pretty awesome, thank you for asking

    Seta 3000 on
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    as are mine.


    ladies

    Belruel on
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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Everybody says I've got Great balls of fire
    goodness gracious

    Butler on
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    as are mine.


    ladies
    LADIES

    LAY-DEEZ

    ZeroFill on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    One of these motherfuckers, weaver?

    I've had them once or twice, and yeah, they're pretty terrible. Only had it for a couple of minutes though.

    Yep.

    Wife felt pretty bad for me.

    Hey, Naporeon might want to read that

    He posted a story about getting splitting headaches after fucking this one chick
    nap nap naporeon napo naporeon

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Good job baiting the ego searching there

    Weaver on
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