Will you be popping champagne corks with high class individuals? Will you be taking shots with unsavory ones? Will you be out at a fancy restuarant? Watching the ball drop?
I am going to go out and do something romantic and maybe watch the ball drop. I might go to a party, though parties usually suck, so I might opt out of that.
that stupid face that the one cop makes when he asks "have you been drinking tonight?" pisses me off so much
you fucking actor, have you ever seen a cop before?
they dont make stupid little scrunched up faces
you cock whore
Seriously
The "I just got pulled" face is generally one of complete and utter terror. At least for me.
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TonkkaSome one in the club tonightHas stolen my ideas.Registered Userregular
edited December 2007
Let's see, I get to finish working, then go directly to the bar and watch the Red Wings win yet another game.
Then I go to a friend's house and get a little schnockered. From there we walk to the other bar and ring in the new year and then walk back his house and probably get a little more schnockered.
Then I wake up in time to make everyon breakfast and watch an outdoor NHL game in Buffalo New York on a 56" T.V.
So I was invited to this ''party'' a girl I know organized. There will be ton of fun people and, well, if I dont go there, I'm going to be stuck alone at home.
The problem is : we can drink alcohol but it is actually forbidden to get drunk. Also I need to wear something classy, and I dont have any classy clothing.
It seems silly to forbid drunken-ness at a an event where alcohol is allowed.
Yeah, and who defines drunk anyways? Drunk is different for everyone, and it's impossible to know any given night at what point you cross over from 'lol I'm so tipsy' to 'oh shit I'm drunk'.
I myself can go back and forth over that line multiple times in a single night. What kind of bullshit party forbids the exploration of exactly where the line is?
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I hope to be drunk in 1 hour and 23.5 minutes.
that guy who eats the floating M& M grosses me out every time
That is totally a breath mint, man.
They are illustrating the ineffectiveness of trying to hide anything from the police-man.
Make it at least 2 or 3 hours, dude.
Really now.
are you sure?
cause there is definetly shit floating around in his car
and i always just thought he picked up an M&M or mint or whatever it was floating right in front of him and ate it
cause fuck, he's drunk, he'll do anything
that crazy bastard
The devils fire-urine can make people do terrible, degenerate things
I'll be hammered in 2 or 3 hours.
And then shitfaced by 1am.
Woooooo.
you fucking actor, have you ever seen a cop before?
they dont make stupid little scrunched up faces
you cock whore
I plan to begin at 11 or 12 and end at 4.
Then start at 4.30 again and we'll see how long drunk ventrilo can keep me awake.
I think the girlfriend might stop me geting on Drunk Vent, but I might try none the less.
Seriously
The "I just got pulled" face is generally one of complete and utter terror. At least for me.
Then I go to a friend's house and get a little schnockered. From there we walk to the other bar and ring in the new year and then walk back his house and probably get a little more schnockered.
Then I wake up in time to make everyon breakfast and watch an outdoor NHL game in Buffalo New York on a 56" T.V.
Man, fuck your girlfriend.
And then get on vent, I guess.
Mostly because I've got the flu. Goddammit I haven't been sick in like a year and a half but now I get sick on New Year's Eve. I hate me.
meaning i won't be getting drunk
this is very unfortunate
There's a really good cure for that.
17 metric assloads of booze.
Guaranteed to get rid of something, with a 40% chance of that something being the flu.
The problem is : we can drink alcohol but it is actually forbidden to get drunk. Also I need to wear something classy, and I dont have any classy clothing.
What in the name of all that is good and pure is this new bullshit?
And Dadouw: Fuck the system, okay
Then drinking at home and probably watching Superbad, and/or playing Wii Sports with the lady.
Yeah, and who defines drunk anyways? Drunk is different for everyone, and it's impossible to know any given night at what point you cross over from 'lol I'm so tipsy' to 'oh shit I'm drunk'.
I myself can go back and forth over that line multiple times in a single night. What kind of bullshit party forbids the exploration of exactly where the line is?
I'm just saying.
And if you pick up and subsequently nail a babe, you know it wasn't technically rape because they weren't plastered!
My girl wants some, but I know nothing about it.
We don't need anything nice, but something that's not awful would be great.
Search for champagne.
Look at price.
Don't choose cheapest.
Pay.
Drink.
By ''fucking the system'' do you mean I should still get drunk and have sex with this girl?
Don't forget to bring some rape drugs.
You teached me everything I know