why does it seem like this game's been going on forever? and missing days?
because only I can update the OP and was gone the past 2 for CripplePAX.
But I'm back now and will update the OP and title after the narration tonight.
Alright uhh, so I have no idea when I'm going to be on a computer again today, so I suppose I'll cast a vote now, even though we've got no network data for one. This isn't really meant to be something to bandwagon onto, although I guess if you guys have no better data, then go off my suspicions. I'm going for Qorzm. Because well, if you ask me he's been acting somewhat suspicious about all this. Also because he has a Q name and I get confused by it. So yes.
!vote Qorzm
Out of players numbered 1 through 33 in this thread, I am number 67. Neville forgot to add me, and he threw me in this thread right before the game started. Do you really think he made up an evil role just for me, or forgot to hand one out right before the game started? He had already said that all of the PMs had gone out, and that's when I reminded him that I signed up.
That's actually not true.
He added you and then said he was creating the city threads and sending the role pms five minutes later.
I don't know how to link to posts but it's on page 33 of the sign-up thread, clear as day.
Alright uhh, so I have no idea when I'm going to be on a computer again today, so I suppose I'll cast a vote now, even though we've got no network data for one. This isn't really meant to be something to bandwagon onto, although I guess if you guys have no better data, then go off my suspicions. I'm going for Qorzm. Because well, if you ask me he's been acting somewhat suspicious about all this. Also because he has a Q name and I get confused by it. So yes.
!vote Qorzm
Out of players numbered 1 through 33 in this thread, I am number 67. Neville forgot to add me, and he threw me in this thread right before the game started. Do you really think he made up an evil role just for me, or forgot to hand one out right before the game started? He had already said that all of the PMs had gone out, and that's when I reminded him that I signed up.
That's actually not true.
He added you and then said he was creating the city threads and sending the role pms five minutes later.
I don't know how to link to posts but it's on page 33 of the sign-up thread, clear as day.
With nothing else to go on, !vote Qorzm.
You're right about that, but the whole reason I was flipping out in that thread was because I saw that the city list had been up for a day or 2, but I just hadn't checked because I had no idea when it was starting.
Are you voting for me because my name starts with a Q as well, or are you just voting for the first person you see that has a vote on them? Looks like you're trying to hop on a bandwagon of just one vote, which is suspicious. I can trade Queertzi for you.
nevilleThe Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered Userregular
edited January 2008
Reminder: Special actions (and voting) ends in 40 minutes, so make sure to send those in.
I will be writing narration tonight again as well and will update the OPs, too.
I'm voting for you because the basis of your "I'm not evil" argument is false.
Let's hear your "I'm not evil" argument.
Can't prove a negative.
Maybe Darkblade will show up with something better to go on, but as of right now this is all there is. Sorry.
Can't prove a negative? Then how does that logic work for your vote against me?
So, while you can't give us anything to go on for your innocence, I provide that the roster was completed days before I was added, and still get voted for. Although I do admit that I had the sequence of events wrong, the roster was already completed. I assume he already had the role PMs written out, assigned them to everyone once voting closed, created the two thread templates, posted the villager role PM, announced he was going to create the threads and then send out the role PMs (my addition came in right after this), created the threads, and then sent out the PMs.
Except your addition was announced in a post at 2:16 p.m., and the announcement about the creation of the city threads and sending of role PMs was at 2:21 p.m.
The difference between our suppositions is that you're demanding I prove I'm "not guilty", whereas I am saying there is evidence you might be "guilty".
Right now, that's the only evidence on the table, about anybody.
Except your addition was announced in a post at 2:16 p.m., and the announcement about the creation of the city threads and sending of role PMs was at 2:21 p.m.
The difference between our suppositions is that you're demanding I prove I'm "not guilty", whereas I am saying there is evidence you might be "guilty".
Right now, that's the only evidence on the table, about anybody.
Okay, you are voting for me because I screwed up the sequence of events wrong, right? That's the evidence that I might be guilty?
Well, you just condemned yourself then.
Your argument against me is that I was added, then Neville announced that he was going to create the threads and send PMs, right? 2:16 vs. 2:21?
How about that Sunnydale football team guys? I really think they can win the championship if we can just keep the mysterious deaths to a minimum this year.
I am about to make the city threads; special role PMs will follow.
You retard, he was reiterating what he said at 1:20 P.M.
Why are you being so stubborn about this?
You claimed he sent role PMs before you were added, which wasn't true. S'all.
Doesn't really matter now, I guess.
What?
Yeah, I know I claimed he sent the PMs before I was added, and I admitted that I was wrong over an hour ago. 5:17 P.M, since you're so into timestamps.
And since then you have been nitpicking everything I have said, just so you're not wrong.
After I claimed he sent the PMs first, I then admitted I was wrong. I then proposed a new sequence of events, which you tried to play off as false as well. And in your attempt to be a stubborn prick, you fucked up by saying I was added before he announced that he was creating the threads and that he was going to send out the PMs. He announced so at 1:20, and then after he added me, he reiterated what he said at 2:16. Then after I proved you wrong, you completely ignored the post I brought up, and added quotes to your bullshit theory which was already proved wrong.
You voted for me because I got the sequence of events wrong, and you said that mistake was evidence of my guilt.
You also got the sequence of events wrong, and when I said that you too had evidence of guilt, by your standards, you completely ignored it.
The difference here is that I admitted to my mistake. Why can't you?
We'll probably kill both of you eventually, no need to get excited.
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edited January 2008
Day 5
Sunnydale:
Buffy's funeral was a somber affair. The remaining Scoobies attended, flanking Buffy's mother and Dawn.
Dawn looks pale and withdrawn and says little (for once), while her mother cries almost the entire time.
It has been a horrible week, to say the least; Tara and Buffy both dying so close together, not to mention the many innocent
townspeople who have been murdered.
Giles seemed especially upset, but also a bit aimless. Without a watcher, he really is little more than a librarian.
Without any Slayers, the Hellmouth will inevitably be opened, not to mention the Mayor's Ascension will be nigh unstoppable.
While the death of a Slayer means another one should be called, it is uncertain when or if she will be found. By then it will
very likely be too late.
The citizens of Sunnydale, frightened and greatly reduced in number, had all reported seeing the smart-mouthed lady in red who always seemed
to precede trouble. After a long meeting, it was decided she was responsible for the killing. The remaining Scoobies tried to explain
how dangerous Glory was, but the angry citizens didn't care about the risks. Their city had to be saved, no matter what the cost.
Realizing without a true leader they could not influence the crowd, the Scoobies followed along, hoping they could at least do something.
The battle was a bloody one, unsurprisingly. Despite the crowd's numbers, Glory managed a large fight.
Hundreds seemed to get injured. Willow, enraging at the sight of her lover's killer, began a dark spell.
Giles realized he could not stop her, so he tried his best to assist her.
Oz was trying to help, but accidentally knocked Green out of a window, where he fell and was impaled on some lovely spikes that had been
placed around Glory's home for "visitors."
After minutes of chanting, a dark axe fell from the sky. Before Willow could react, Xander grabbed it and seemed to fly towards Glory, with an unearthly cry of anguish.
Glorificus, with her god reflexes, was ready for this and ripped Xander's head almost completely off. Giles, who was barely behind him,
was then beheaded with the axe that had been meant for him.
"At this point, who needs the Key" she laughed. "I can just destroy your world and keep it for myself as well."
She laughed and then suddenly shrieked. A thin man who looked eerily like Doyle had been holding the axe.
As Glory collapsed to the ground, disbelieving that she could actually die, the man whispered, "Now balance will be restored."
Across town in his office, The Mayor smiled.
"Well this was fortuitous, wasn't it? With Glory wreaking havoc, my time for Ascension is nearly ready and I have barely had to lift a finger.
True, they did kill my little Faithy, but no matter. Soon I will be able to eat the puny little humans to my heart's content. With the slayer gone,
not one of them could stop me." He laughed loudly.
"Well, I guess it's a good thing I'm not a human" said a voice behind The Mayor.
Turning around, he sees Angel standing in his doorway.
"Hope I'm not too late. I heard you're having a party," said Angel. "I guess you forgot my invitation."
The Mayor began backing away slowly towards his wardrobe of weapons.
Angel's face turns demonic. "I've never had the blood of an almost-immortal. I wonder how you will taste."
Connor appeared at the door.
"Dad, I got rid of the guards, but more are coming."
Angel was briefly distracted and the Mayor made his move.
With lightning quick reflexes, he grabbed a sword and swung it at Angel.
Angel ducked just in time for Connor to grab the sword away from the Mayor.
Angel yelled for Connor to leave, but he ignored the command and lunged for the Mayor at the precise time that Angel did.
Tripping over one another, Angel and the Mayor fell in a heap along with the sword.
Angel had already snapped the Mayor's neck in half at the same time the sword severed his own neck, leaving a pile of dust on the floor
of the Mayor's office.
Connor had no time to even pause, hearing shouts and angry voices storming down the hall to the office.
He leapt from the window, shielding his eyes. The Mayor had been killed and Sunnydale saved, but at what cost...
Los Angeles:
With Angel and Connor away in Sunnydale, Gunn and Kate Lockley knew they couldn't wait around in their headquarters.
Kate advocated using some of her contacts to research Wolfram & Hart, but Gunn had gotten a tip; a vampire nest
had been found less than 3 miles from their headquarters.
It seemed like a trap, but Gunn was never one to think through his actions too much.
He and Kate tried to sneak into the nest and were lucky to only find one vampire.
Belruel, sleepy since it was still the middle of the day, put up a fight, but Gunn's fury was too much for her, and she was soon little more
than artistic dust on the floor of her once beautiful artist's loft turned vampire nest/killing ground.
Over at Wolfram & Hart, citizens who allegedly had contacted Angel Investigations in the past were being brought in
for "interrogation." Captain Crunch, who had been to Angel investigations once when he mistook his missing wallet for mystical foul play, was
swearing up and down that he knew little about the team, nor where they were. thedanger had never even been to Angel Investigations, but the city had anonymously
turned him in for suspicious behavior, thinking Wolfram & Hart would know how to deal with them.
Linsdey McDonald, ever the understanding fellow, had their skin peeled from their bodies like apples.
He watched the whole thing with a grin on his face. "I could do this all night," he said. "And I think I just might."
The crowd in Caritas was small.
The killing outside of it a few days prior had made people less than eager to visit.
Lorne had been trying to keep a low profile by keeping his association with Angel's team on the down low, but Wesley's brutal murder had
shaken him up.
The only person willing to sing was a teenager, probably not even of legal age for... anything.
A short and dorky little guy, Lorne assumed he wouldn't have much to sing about, but in lack of a crowd, he let the kid go.
In the minutes that followed, Lorne remembered why he hated teenagers. Nothing special about most of them except
for being annoying and having little talent. This kid was no exception.
Lorne put his head in his hands and sighed to himself saying, "Goddamnit, Wiggin."
An attempt to kill Green by a higher power failed, since he was already dead.
CASUALTY REPORT:
Sunnydale Queertzi (Glorificus) - Killed on Day 5 by the City Vote Green (innocent) - Killed on Day 5 by Oz Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud (innocent) - Killed on Day 5 by Glorificus Matatat (Giles) - Killed on Day 5 by The Mayor Ultarune (Xander) - Killed on Day 5 by The Mayor Agent Cooper (The Mayor) - Killed on Day 5 by Angel Belruel (Vampire Conversion Victim) - Killed on Day 5 by Gunn
Los Angeles Captain Crunch (innocent) - Killed on Day 5 by Lindsey McDonald Abraham F. Hawk (Angel) - Killed on Day 5 by Connor theDanger (innocent) - Killed on Day 5 by the City Vote
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edited January 2008
Fucking hell guys. I wasn't even around to defend myself today. Fuck ya'll.
Oh hey there's narration. Hahahahaha. Fuck you all, again, but that's just 'cause I'm from hell bitches. The whole Yaya thing worked for a while, I guess everything runs out.
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Just because I need to get a vote down and I am kind of busy. I don't personally think anyone else needs to vote for him.
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why does it seem like this game's been going on forever? and missing days?
because only I can update the OP and was gone the past 2 for CripplePAX.
But I'm back now and will update the OP and title after the narration tonight.
That's actually not true.
He added you and then said he was creating the city threads and sending the role pms five minutes later.
I don't know how to link to posts but it's on page 33 of the sign-up thread, clear as day.
With nothing else to go on, !vote Qorzm.
Are you voting for me because my name starts with a Q as well, or are you just voting for the first person you see that has a vote on them? Looks like you're trying to hop on a bandwagon of just one vote, which is suspicious. I can trade Queertzi for you.
!retract Queertzi
!vote Agent Cooper
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!retract Queertzi
!vote Agent Cooper
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placeholder votes?
sounds good
!Druhim
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I will be writing narration tonight again as well and will update the OPs, too.
Can't prove a negative.
Maybe Darkblade will show up with something better to go on, but as of right now this is all there is. Sorry.
So, while you can't give us anything to go on for your innocence, I provide that the roster was completed days before I was added, and still get voted for. Although I do admit that I had the sequence of events wrong, the roster was already completed. I assume he already had the role PMs written out, assigned them to everyone once voting closed, created the two thread templates, posted the villager role PM, announced he was going to create the threads and then send out the role PMs (my addition came in right after this), created the threads, and then sent out the PMs.
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But I'll be !Vote Queertzi tonight
You're drawn to my eccentric Brawl Code: 4596 9143 4529
!vote Queertzi
The difference between our suppositions is that you're demanding I prove I'm "not guilty", whereas I am saying there is evidence you might be "guilty".
Right now, that's the only evidence on the table, about anybody.
You're drawn to my eccentric Brawl Code: 4596 9143 4529
Well, you just condemned yourself then.
Your argument against me is that I was added, then Neville announced that he was going to create the threads and send PMs, right? 2:16 vs. 2:21?
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=4003515&postcount=802
Neville announced the creation of the threads and that he would be sending out PMs, then added me. You're wrong.
So by your standards, you're guilty.
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surprised neville hasn't posted the message yet
Voting is closed, yes
2:21 p.m.: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=4003999&postcount=821
You're drawn to my eccentric Brawl Code: 4596 9143 4529
Checking mine, etc.
Why are you being so stubborn about this?
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You claimed he sent role PMs before you were added, which wasn't true. S'all.
Doesn't really matter now, I guess.
Where's my vote count?
thought I had time
Yeah, I know I claimed he sent the PMs before I was added, and I admitted that I was wrong over an hour ago. 5:17 P.M, since you're so into timestamps.
And since then you have been nitpicking everything I have said, just so you're not wrong.
After I claimed he sent the PMs first, I then admitted I was wrong. I then proposed a new sequence of events, which you tried to play off as false as well. And in your attempt to be a stubborn prick, you fucked up by saying I was added before he announced that he was creating the threads and that he was going to send out the PMs. He announced so at 1:20, and then after he added me, he reiterated what he said at 2:16. Then after I proved you wrong, you completely ignored the post I brought up, and added quotes to your bullshit theory which was already proved wrong.
You voted for me because I got the sequence of events wrong, and you said that mistake was evidence of my guilt.
You also got the sequence of events wrong, and when I said that you too had evidence of guilt, by your standards, you completely ignored it.
The difference here is that I admitted to my mistake. Why can't you?
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2 Qorzm
1 Agent Cooper
1 Druhim
It was only two pages of votes. Really not that hard, people.
We'll probably kill both of you eventually, no need to get excited.
You're drawn to my eccentric Brawl Code: 4596 9143 4529
Sunnydale:
Buffy's funeral was a somber affair. The remaining Scoobies attended, flanking Buffy's mother and Dawn.
Dawn looks pale and withdrawn and says little (for once), while her mother cries almost the entire time.
It has been a horrible week, to say the least; Tara and Buffy both dying so close together, not to mention the many innocent
townspeople who have been murdered.
Giles seemed especially upset, but also a bit aimless. Without a watcher, he really is little more than a librarian.
Without any Slayers, the Hellmouth will inevitably be opened, not to mention the Mayor's Ascension will be nigh unstoppable.
While the death of a Slayer means another one should be called, it is uncertain when or if she will be found. By then it will
very likely be too late.
The citizens of Sunnydale, frightened and greatly reduced in number, had all reported seeing the smart-mouthed lady in red who always seemed
to precede trouble. After a long meeting, it was decided she was responsible for the killing. The remaining Scoobies tried to explain
how dangerous Glory was, but the angry citizens didn't care about the risks. Their city had to be saved, no matter what the cost.
Realizing without a true leader they could not influence the crowd, the Scoobies followed along, hoping they could at least do something.
The battle was a bloody one, unsurprisingly. Despite the crowd's numbers, Glory managed a large fight.
Hundreds seemed to get injured. Willow, enraging at the sight of her lover's killer, began a dark spell.
Giles realized he could not stop her, so he tried his best to assist her.
Oz was trying to help, but accidentally knocked Green out of a window, where he fell and was impaled on some lovely spikes that had been
placed around Glory's home for "visitors."
After minutes of chanting, a dark axe fell from the sky. Before Willow could react, Xander grabbed it and seemed to fly towards Glory, with an unearthly cry of anguish.
Glorificus, with her god reflexes, was ready for this and ripped Xander's head almost completely off. Giles, who was barely behind him,
was then beheaded with the axe that had been meant for him.
"At this point, who needs the Key" she laughed. "I can just destroy your world and keep it for myself as well."
She laughed and then suddenly shrieked. A thin man who looked eerily like Doyle had been holding the axe.
As Glory collapsed to the ground, disbelieving that she could actually die, the man whispered, "Now balance will be restored."
Across town in his office, The Mayor smiled.
"Well this was fortuitous, wasn't it? With Glory wreaking havoc, my time for Ascension is nearly ready and I have barely had to lift a finger.
True, they did kill my little Faithy, but no matter. Soon I will be able to eat the puny little humans to my heart's content. With the slayer gone,
not one of them could stop me." He laughed loudly.
"Well, I guess it's a good thing I'm not a human" said a voice behind The Mayor.
Turning around, he sees Angel standing in his doorway.
"Hope I'm not too late. I heard you're having a party," said Angel. "I guess you forgot my invitation."
The Mayor began backing away slowly towards his wardrobe of weapons.
Angel's face turns demonic. "I've never had the blood of an almost-immortal. I wonder how you will taste."
Connor appeared at the door.
"Dad, I got rid of the guards, but more are coming."
Angel was briefly distracted and the Mayor made his move.
With lightning quick reflexes, he grabbed a sword and swung it at Angel.
Angel ducked just in time for Connor to grab the sword away from the Mayor.
Angel yelled for Connor to leave, but he ignored the command and lunged for the Mayor at the precise time that Angel did.
Tripping over one another, Angel and the Mayor fell in a heap along with the sword.
Angel had already snapped the Mayor's neck in half at the same time the sword severed his own neck, leaving a pile of dust on the floor
of the Mayor's office.
Connor had no time to even pause, hearing shouts and angry voices storming down the hall to the office.
He leapt from the window, shielding his eyes. The Mayor had been killed and Sunnydale saved, but at what cost...
Los Angeles:
With Angel and Connor away in Sunnydale, Gunn and Kate Lockley knew they couldn't wait around in their headquarters.
Kate advocated using some of her contacts to research Wolfram & Hart, but Gunn had gotten a tip; a vampire nest
had been found less than 3 miles from their headquarters.
It seemed like a trap, but Gunn was never one to think through his actions too much.
He and Kate tried to sneak into the nest and were lucky to only find one vampire.
Belruel, sleepy since it was still the middle of the day, put up a fight, but Gunn's fury was too much for her, and she was soon little more
than artistic dust on the floor of her once beautiful artist's loft turned vampire nest/killing ground.
Over at Wolfram & Hart, citizens who allegedly had contacted Angel Investigations in the past were being brought in
for "interrogation." Captain Crunch, who had been to Angel investigations once when he mistook his missing wallet for mystical foul play, was
swearing up and down that he knew little about the team, nor where they were. thedanger had never even been to Angel Investigations, but the city had anonymously
turned him in for suspicious behavior, thinking Wolfram & Hart would know how to deal with them.
Linsdey McDonald, ever the understanding fellow, had their skin peeled from their bodies like apples.
He watched the whole thing with a grin on his face. "I could do this all night," he said. "And I think I just might."
The crowd in Caritas was small.
The killing outside of it a few days prior had made people less than eager to visit.
Lorne had been trying to keep a low profile by keeping his association with Angel's team on the down low, but Wesley's brutal murder had
shaken him up.
The only person willing to sing was a teenager, probably not even of legal age for... anything.
A short and dorky little guy, Lorne assumed he wouldn't have much to sing about, but in lack of a crowd, he let the kid go.
In the minutes that followed, Lorne remembered why he hated teenagers. Nothing special about most of them except
for being annoying and having little talent. This kid was no exception.
Lorne put his head in his hands and sighed to himself saying, "Goddamnit, Wiggin."
An attempt to kill Green by a higher power failed, since he was already dead.
CASUALTY REPORT:
Sunnydale
Queertzi (Glorificus) - Killed on Day 5 by the City Vote
Green (innocent) - Killed on Day 5 by Oz
Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud (innocent) - Killed on Day 5 by Glorificus
Matatat (Giles) - Killed on Day 5 by The Mayor
Ultarune (Xander) - Killed on Day 5 by The Mayor
Agent Cooper (The Mayor) - Killed on Day 5 by Angel
Belruel (Vampire Conversion Victim) - Killed on Day 5 by Gunn
Los Angeles
Captain Crunch (innocent) - Killed on Day 5 by Lindsey McDonald
Abraham F. Hawk (Angel) - Killed on Day 5 by Connor
theDanger (innocent) - Killed on Day 5 by the City Vote
Oh hey there's narration. Hahahahaha. Fuck you all, again, but that's just 'cause I'm from hell bitches. The whole Yaya thing worked for a while, I guess everything runs out.
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