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Don't be Teste, Let's Have a Ball!

KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
edited January 2008 in Social Entropy++
TESTICLES

We all have 'em. Except you ladies. You think you're so great with your giant open gashes instead of swayin' danglers, but let me tell you, that is not true.
From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, every man loves their balls.
I know that I enjoy my own personal balls more than anyone can ever possibly enjoy a body part.

There is nothing better than feeling a nice, healthy breeze around my scrotum. Nothing at all, no sir.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    There is nothing better than feeling a nice, healthy mouth around my scrotum.

    #pipe on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Are these balls? Because last time they were balls.

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  • webberwebber Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Perry, I've got the blood lust.

    The fourth season of Home Movies is awesome.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    There is nothing better than feeling a nice, healthy mouth around my scrotum.

    are you propositioning me?

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Where are the picture examples, Kusu

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    in my pants

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Didn't we already have a balls thread

    you know, where nogs' fell off or whatever



    (They didn't fall off.


    I think)

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Where are the picture examples, Kusu

    Saved in many many photobucket accounts.

    Also, Nogs is coming for your soul Kusu, any time now.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    that was about what can go wrong
    this is about what can go right

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    There is nothing better than feeling a nice, healthy mouth around my scrotum.

    are you propositioning me?

    always

    #pipe on
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    There is nothing better than feeling a nice, healthy mouth around my scrotum.

    are you propositioning me?

    always

    i've been wanting for so long

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I have a tendency to sit on the couch just holdin' my balls with one hand as I operate the remote with the other.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    One of my balls hangs slightly lower then the other.

    Like, it's a good 3 or 4 inches lower.

    I say slightly, because when your balls are the size of basketballs, that is slightly.

    They're huge.

    And orange.


    Little bumps all over them, and sometimes I write spalding on them when I'm bored.

    Once I nearly got michael jordan to sign the left one, but at the las moment, he noticed a stray hair.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods.

    Tiger Woods.

    Tiger Woods.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    I have a tendency to sit on the couch just holdin' my balls with one hand as I operate the remote with the other.

    al_bundy.jpg

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Rearrangements must me made!

    Often in public and without a care.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    There is nothing better than feeling a nice, healthy mouth around my scrotum.

    are you propositioning me?

    always

    i've been wanting for so long

    well get some saliva worked up and I'll change into my chaps.

    #pipe on
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    sometimes i wake up my friend by dragging my balls across his face


    this works even better when i haven't showered in a few days and it's summer

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I was cupping the balls of a cute guy last night, as a matter of fact

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    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    sometimes i wake up my friend by dragging my balls across his face


    this works even better when i haven't showered in a few days and it's summer

    there is a snail trail of ballsweat from his chin to his forehead

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    why stop there

    jerk one out in his hair

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    The snowcap to the glacial runoff you've already placed

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Or if he sleeps with his mouth open ....

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    I was cupping the balls of a cute guy last night, as a matter of fact

    Hey me too!
    They were mine.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    why stop there

    jerk one out in his hair

    it's harder to explain that away as him being a sweaty mess when he wakes up

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    the fact that you're standing over him with your balls in his face is super normal, i assume

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    the best part is when he licks his lips upon waking up
    his eyes widen in shock
    then delight

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    They are tasty and they are cool

    How about we call them tastycool

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Why does ball sweat smell so different from regular sweat?

    This is an important question.

    God dammit commonapp.org, stop being slow! I need to upload things to you!

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    It's different because it is infused with testicular goodness.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    The added smell is the magic!

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    i want to know why ballsweat is different too

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Lemming wrote: »
    Why does ball sweat smell so different from regular sweat?

    This is an important question.

    God dammit commonapp.org, stop being slow! I need to upload things to you!

    dead skin cells, probably. sometimes guys leak seminal fluid, some guys leak tiny drops of urine. They collect with the dead skin cells and create a unique odor.

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I shave my balls. It's pretty nice, actually.

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Cog explains all with his vast knowledge of the science of balls. He invented a classification scale based on size, weight and free hanging distance (The Cog-Cupping Scale)

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Also don't pharamones waft off of your junk or something

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    dead skin cells, probably. sometimes guys leak seminal fluid, some guys leak tiny drops of urine. They collect with the dead skin cells and create a unique odor.

    Finger lickin' good

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    SMEGMA!



    best-word-for-a-disgusting-penile-substance ever

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Zombies Tossed My Salad! wrote: »
    I shave my balls. It's pretty nice, actually.

    dude zero, YES

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I keep everything neat and short and trimmed down there, but fuck shaving.

    I am not dragging a razor across my junk, oh no.

    #pipe on
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