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Amazing Spider-Man: Brand New Villains

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    TexiKen wrote: »
    He invented the web fluid, spider-tracer (which I never understood, does it contain (radioactive) spider-blood in it that lets him track it?), and what else? Something for his Slingers personas? He never even built a sonic disruptor to fight Venom or Carnage (he had to steal Reed's).

    I distinctly remember that in the first Spider-Man book he invented a device that neutralized whatever magnetic field thing the Vulture was using to fly.

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  • HenslerHensler Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    TexiKen wrote: »
    He invented the web fluid, spider-tracer (which I never understood, does it contain (radioactive) spider-blood in it that lets him track it?), and what else? Something for his Slingers personas? He never even built a sonic disruptor to fight Venom or Carnage (he had to steal Reed's).

    I distinctly remember that in the first Spider-Man book he invented a device that neutralized whatever magnetic field thing the Vulture was using to fly.

    I think I remember him building a device to shut down Electro, too. Right after Electro kicked Nate Grey's ass. The whole issue is kind of fuzzy, but Spidey made a pretty cool looking insulated suit. ASM #425, maybe?

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Who made the Spider-Buggy?

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    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Well, it was pretty much just a car with dumb tires, wasn't it?

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  • HenslerHensler Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Spider-Man and Johnny Storm built it together, with money from Corona Motors.

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  • Magna InfernoMagna Inferno Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I don't know of the marriage you guys keep speaking of? Are you sure you don't mean why would Peter have a super model as his Fiancee?

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Virral wrote: »
    How is dating someone who goes out and fights dangerous criminals all the time like winning the lottery? You'd never know if tonight was the night someone was going to get him, and you're just going to hear about it in the news (if at all).

    Okay, there's potential for a lot of stress. But people deal with that in lots of spousal relationships. Firefighter, Police Officer, Military Personnel, Pizza Deliveryman, the list goes on. The difference for a lot of those people is that their partner is not a smoking hot genius and does not have the most awesome job and coolest friends in the world. I mean seriously, it's a negative that I think is pretty strongly outweighed if you know some good meditation techniques and set up a really gigantic life insurance plan.

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  • 143999143999 Tellin' ya not askin' ya, not pleadin' with yaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    Well, it was pretty much just a car with dumb tires, wasn't it?

    You're a car with dumb tires.

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  • VirralVirral Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Munch wrote: »
    I'll always defend Kirkman's UXM run, as it seemed like any writer that came into contact with the book managed to spontaneously lose all their writing talent. Really, Millar's run was pretty bad from the start, and even Vaughan struggled to find anything to do with the characters, with his run ultimately being worse than Millar's.

    Fans act like Kirkman came to UXM and destroyed some magnificent work of art. But in my mind, the situation was more analogous to Kirkman taking a dump in an outhouse; just piling shit on top of more shit.

    The only thing I recall as being at all memorable or engaging about UXM was the impressive line-up of artists on the title.

    That's weird, I really liked the early UXM stuff. Hell, I didn't even mind the early Kirkman UXM stuff, but by the time we got to Apocalypse I was done.

    And then it got a whole lot worse, followed by canceled.

    Kirkman dialogue is a bit off for me in a way I can't quite put my finger on... I notice the same thing with Invincible. It's not bad, and it's not like Bendis-Speak... he just doesn't quite manage to make the characters sound natural.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Would you say it's like he can't let the art on the panel speak for itself? That's the way I feel when I read some of his work.

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  • frayfray Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I've always thought that as well. His characters are prone to making these long, verbose, highly articulate speeches about how they feel, which you could argue helps give them depth, but real people don't talk like that. It's the classic thing of telling the reader something when you could be showing it.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Your comic book dialogue lacks subtlety! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Your comic book dialogue lacks subtility! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    yes faynor this was what I was doing

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    yes yes it was

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Subtility

    I want this to mean something

    Like "Underground Utilities" only cooler

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    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • frayfray Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Well he was being pretty subtil.

    Gah. Beaten to it.

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    "I told you," said Ford. "Eddies in the space-time continuum."
    "And this is his sofa, is it?" said Arthur.
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    dang did I spell that word wrong but something fierce

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Virral wrote: »
    Kirkman dialogue is a bit off for me in a way I can't quite put my finger on... I notice the same thing with Invincible. It's not bad, and it's not like Bendis-Speak... he just doesn't quite manage to make the characters sound natural.

    Agreed. I've said this before, but I think he does short, quippy, funny lines really well, and then stumbles as soon as he needs to convey some gravitas.

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  • cshadow42cshadow42 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Munch wrote: »
    Virral wrote: »
    Kirkman dialogue is a bit off for me in a way I can't quite put my finger on... I notice the same thing with Invincible. It's not bad, and it's not like Bendis-Speak... he just doesn't quite manage to make the characters sound natural.

    Agreed. I've said this before, but I think he does short, quippy, funny lines really well, and then stumbles as soon as he needs to convey some gravitas.

    Most of the work from Kirkman that I've read has either been Walking Dead or UXM. In Walking Dead, it seems like the dialog flows very naturally.

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  • DoctorstrongbadDoctorstrongbad Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You think his dialog varies from different books?

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  • VirralVirral Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I felt that UXM and Invincible sounded very similar... I can't say for sure that I've read anything else by Kirkman.

    Maybe it's just how he writes teenagers? *shrug*

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  • HenslerHensler Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    His writing on Battle Pope was great. There were some great conversations between the Pope and Retarded Jesus.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    "Retarded Jesus" pretty much just guaranteed that I'll never read that book.

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  • HenslerHensler Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    "Retarded Jesus" pretty much just guaranteed that I'll never read that book.

    You're missing out on this:
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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    It's really quite funny.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So he just ripped off Preacher?

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  • DoctorstrongbadDoctorstrongbad Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    "Retarded Jesus" pretty much just guaranteed that I'll never read that book.

    I think that idea was in bad taste.

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  • HenslerHensler Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    TexiKen wrote: »
    So he just ripped off Preacher?

    No.

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    And Jesus isn't really retarded. He's just a nice, but kind of dim guy. He's a bad roommate, but that's really to be expected from anyone whose habits have had ~2,000 years to build up.

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  • Magna InfernoMagna Inferno Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So I am to assume somewhere, most likely towards the end of "the Gauntlet" we'll see a new sinister six?
    EDIT: I guess the oft rumored "The Sinister 666" would be it.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    oft

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  • Magna InfernoMagna Inferno Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I don't know what you are talking about.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Curse my non-quoting ways

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  • DoctorstrongbadDoctorstrongbad Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So I am to assume somewhere, most likely towards the end of "the Gauntlet" we'll see a new sinister six?
    EDIT: I guess the oft rumored "The Sinister 666" would be it.

    What baddies will be in this version of the sisister 6?

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Satan.

    665 other dudes.

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  • HenslerHensler Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'd assume Mephisto would be part of the Sinister 666. And the teaser made it look like Kraven the Huntress is going to there too.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I can't really see Mephisto showing up to menace Spider-Man again since he already got what he wanted.

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  • HenslerHensler Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I didn't say that it would be a good idea, just that I think it's going to happen. There is going to be more about "THE DEAL" between them, and probably some sort of twist, eventually and I figure the Spider-Writers are going to make that happen sooner rather than later.

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  • HenslerHensler Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    And also, I really hope that this Clone Saga book leads into a Spider-Man Forever book in the same vein as X-Men Forever. I doubt that it will happen, but it'd be great.

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