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Recommend some jokes?

tuscloud311tuscloud311 Registered User regular
edited January 2008 in Help / Advice Forum
I really dont know if this is the place to tell jokes or discuss the appropriateness of them, but doing some searches i came up with nothing. I felt like asking people instead of doing google searches because jokes on some online sites are generally bland and most good jokes are "told" by others.

So anyway, i have this friend who has been pretty down lately and she told me that she wanted me to "tell <her> a good joke, but not one that is too gross because <shes> not too fond of those". I really dont have a "lol zomg tell these, theyre good!" pile of jokes in my head.

She has a good sense of humor and is generally happy around me and i can always get her to smile. So this shouldnt be too hard. I intend on texting her throughout the day with the jokes posted here, but the best one will be spoken to her.

So, enough of the text, lets get to it. Ready? go!

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  • Gnome-InterruptusGnome-Interruptus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I seem to remember a site called lotsofjokes.com or something, it had alot of really good jokes. I dont think I have even heard any new ones from people that I hadnt read on there first.

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  • LocusLocus Trust Me The seaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Here's a simple joke that never fails to get at least a chuckle, if not an outright guffaw. It's much better in person, and you really have to get into it, but it's worth it.

    There's a pan of muffins sitting in the oven. One muffin turns to another and says, "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?" The other muffin turns around and says, "AHH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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  • tuscloud311tuscloud311 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    hehe that would be cool if it wasnt a quieter/lots of people environment.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    A lot of the best jokes are spontaneous plays on words. You can't make those up or plan them though, which makes them more difficult to pull off. But it also makes them hit better.

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  • LocusLocus Trust Me The seaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I am also a fan of corny jokes. Here is a quieter one.

    What do you call a cow with four legs? A cow, duh.
    What do you call a cow with three legs? A tripod.
    What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
    What do you call a cow with one leg? A steak.
    What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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  • brandotheninjamasterbrandotheninjamaster Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    my favorite joke that I've heard here is my sig. That made me laugh so hard, I almost got in trouble at work...then again I am a corny joke fan.

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  • tuscloud311tuscloud311 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    simple jokes are good. She would appreciate them.

    Any others?

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