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"Take away those pillows. I shall need them no more." [last words thread]

Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSURegistered User regular
edited January 2008 in Social Entropy++
That's Lewis Carrol, by the way.

What about you?

What will you whisper at the gates of eternity?

What will be your final riposte?

A sad acceptance: "You too, Brutus?" (Julius Caesar), or maybe a nod to a long-time friend and rival: "Thomas Jefferson still survives." (John Adams).

Think about it, now; you only get one shot at this kind of thing!

I've decided on mine:

"Yes, please, one more peanut couldn't hurt!"


(please no Zoidberg-cursing)

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Not again!

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Who wants to lickel my dickel?

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Complete silence.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Bitch make me a sandwich

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  • RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    my decision to live as a human was a difficult one, but given the options, i'm left in poptions

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    "The fortune cookie ... lied."

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    "Come close, I've got a secret to tell you!"

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    If I could take one thing with me from this life to the next

    it would be your tender kiss

    9f13179oe4.jpg

    #pipe on
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  • thedude_frombaywatchthedude_frombaywatch Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    "So, who was right"

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I aim to die mid-sex. Thus, my final words will probably be some kind of grunting, and my last act the irrevocable scarring of a human mind. Delightful.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    The money is buried under a huge X.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited January 2008
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Skull Man wrote: »
    "Come close, I've got a secret to tell you!"

    Please tell me your plan is to die just as the person leans in, leaving them wondering forever.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    The Far Side wrote: »
    my feet did not say a single thing to me when they left :I

    what jekrs

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    "Come close, I've got a secret to tell you!"

    Please tell me your plan is to die just as the person leans in, leaving them wondering forever.

    oh god, yeah

    and they shake me, and they're wondering what the secret is, and that's overpowering their worry, and when they realize I've died they're guilty forever

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    What's the worst that could happen?!

    #pipe on
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    Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    "Come close, I've got a secret to tell you!"

    Please tell me your plan is to die just as the person leans in, leaving them wondering forever.

    oh god, yeah

    and they shake me, and they're wondering what the secret is, and that's overpowering their worry, and when they realize I've died they're guilty forever

    You are just the best person ever.

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  • HamjuHamju Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I've always like Poncho Villa's, "Don't let it end like this, tell them I said something."

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    A halfway decent Skull Man thread? I need to start drinking.

    "I drank what?"

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  • SoupSoup Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    fuck

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  • monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    "Find a way to slap Ryan Seacrest for me"

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  • TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    "Come close, I've got a secret to tell you!"
    'I fucked your Mom, son. And it was good.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    "You must be quick! The bomb is inside me!"

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Captain Hook's "Death is the only adventure you have left" would be both whimsical and creepy

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  • TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    "Out of all of my family, I.... Hated you the most......"

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    We Stand Ready
  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    "My only regret is ever telling anyone sorry."

    If everyone replaced 'sorry' with 'no regrets' we'd have no spectral brides.

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  • thedude_frombaywatchthedude_frombaywatch Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I left all my treasure. In One Piece

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  • monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    thedude_frombaywatch wrote: »
    I left all my treasure. In One Piece

    no

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sorry for saying "fuck"

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    "Tell teefs..... *cough* *cough* that his cock is the holy grail.... *cough* and to not turn it inside out"

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm surprised teefs hasn't come in here yet with a "full of stars" quote

    p.s. those are not my last words

    those would be really bad ones

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    My last words?

    "Alas, the curtain falls. The stage is silent."

    Alternatively...

    "You're such a liar. Watch, the defibrillator isn't even on."

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    "You're not going to shoot that, and you know why? Because you're a chickenshit. You're a chickenshit, and you've always been a chickenshit, and you always will be a"

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    "High five!"

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    "Either these curtains go, or I do."

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2008
    "Roads? Where I'm going, I won't need roads."

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    "You're gonna love this one!"

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    "I should've pulled up"

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    "That's it. Let's blow this popsicle stand."

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Did anyone point out that Julius Caesar's last words were likely just made up by Shakespeare?

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