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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Barcardi wrote: »
    things were going great tonight, until jobs server took a dump and suddenly rust was shooting rockets at me from his spawn to my spawn i was so lagged out...

    ick

    We were both in the center point. You were shooting flames at me. I fired rockets at you until you died.

    It was a typical soldier-pyro encounter.

    Did the spawn death come after that?

    Rust on
  • LunysgwenLunysgwen Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    So yeah - I and Butterfly figured it was be nifty to go against the grain and play against people like Enders, and try to do our best to humanize his immortal image that most people seem to hold him in. I ended up dominating him once, and we ended up defending the point on Gravelpit.

    I do have a few words to the newbie medics that have arisen.

    Detach that goddamn medigun off Enders/Dul/Marty/etc ass and heal someone else. I'm on fire and you won't heal me. I'm tired of you newbie medics just healing one person and being useless - Heal other people, and stop riding the wave that those people make.

    I still love you, Enders. I just hate the groupies that hang on you.

    Great games tonight too.

    Lunysgwen on
  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I always hate bitches that won't heal me. I have asked on more than one occassion for someone else that's competent to go medic.

    Goose! on
  • DeswaDeswa Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Lunysgwen wrote: »
    Detach that goddamn medigun off Enders/Dul/Marty/etc ass and heal someone else. I'm on fire and you won't heal me. I'm tired of you newbie medics just healing one person and being useless - Heal other people, and stop riding the wave that those people make.
    Also, for the love of god, heal medics if they have damage.

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  • shadydentistshadydentist Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Ah, my return to this game after about a month hiatus was somewhat less than epic. Oh well.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Uber Sniper with machete is the best plan

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • SueveSueve Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Why are there so few people playing?

    Sueve on
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Zot wrote: »
    Uber Engi with wrench is the best plan

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I was bitching a bit tonight, sorry guys, we had a bit of a C-list team on both sides, it gets frustrating. And ninja man you're a good shot with those regular nades on the demoman, lord knows I can't hit like that.

    BlindPsychic on
  • DiannaoChongDiannaoChong Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Deswa wrote: »
    Lunysgwen wrote: »
    Detach that goddamn medigun off Enders/Dul/Marty/etc ass and heal someone else. I'm on fire and you won't heal me. I'm tired of you newbie medics just healing one person and being useless - Heal other people, and stop riding the wave that those people make.
    Also, for the love of god, heal medics if they have damage.


    i too have died while on fire, in front of a medic healing a full heavy, on the way to the front line, with my avatar screaming FIRE FIRE FIRE.


    edit: when I play medic, I try to make sure I heal other medics asap, becuase despite having to take my heal beam off for another medic, after 1-2 seconds, 2 medics is better then one with whats left to pick up the slack on whos dying

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  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Zot wrote: »
    Uber Engi with wrench is the best plan
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    Houn on
  • iowaiowa Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Yesterday on dustbowl offensive I went batshit with my wrench. Ran out of the raised building near the point, smacked the_TEDS sentry which he had just set down, hit his dispenser a couple of times, and KO'd idolside as he was healing next to the dispenser before I finally got crit rocketed or something.

    iowa on
  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Rust wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    things were going great tonight, until jobs server took a dump and suddenly rust was shooting rockets at me from his spawn to my spawn i was so lagged out...

    ick

    We were both in the center point. You were shooting flames at me. I fired rockets at you until you died.

    It was a typical soldier-pyro encounter.

    Did the spawn death come after that?

    No thats what i am saying

    i know we were in the middle

    but my computer was showing me running around in my spawn and when i died it zoomed in on you in your spawn, so i was basically teleported halfway across the map backwards and then killed, then about 5 people lag dropped.

    Barcardi on
  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I guess it is a credit to this game that this is the first issue since the beta i have ever had, and i am pretty sure it was the server.

    Barcardi on
  • OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Image Dumpage

    THE MONSTROUS BEAST WITH NO NAME
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    Whelp he's Fucked
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    A new class that Jesuits hacked in: The Glowing Ball Of Doom
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    Edcrab's Whipping it out
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    Hmm maybe that Bug's Bunny Trick Will Work on A Rocket Launcher
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    MEIN GOTT NOOOOOO!!!
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    Hey Guys lemme take 5
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    It's like looking into the face of the devil himself
    Btw where's the stream that's ubering him?
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    Through the Fire and the Flames he Carries on
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    I had one badass Sentry
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    These two got Revenge in style though
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    Ohtsam on
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    wju am i not in those sreen shots


    whyyyyyyyyyyy

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • LordNibblerLordNibbler Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    That was fun. He ubered me through sooo many people.

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Speaking of machete ubers
    hi5 for you guys... machete ubering me
    even though i don't get much done
    except that one rush on dustbowl, where i macheted the sentry and 2 other people
    ps dominated enders the entire round i win i win

    RubberAC on
  • Butterfly BoyButterfly Boy Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Lunysgwen is an unbeatable medic, always making me look good(especially as a heavy). Seriously, I was so damn hot during one game of Granary, the other team was running away from me like I'm Enders or something.


    Enough bragging though, time for the boring screenshots I've gathered.

    Lets start with some angry Heavies.
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    Zek has the latest gadget, a special moment for Zen, and the robot rebellion just won't end.
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    P.S. Luny i love you.

    Butterfly Boy on
  • BlindPsychicBlindPsychic Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Guys despite your mistaken beliefs, ubering a demoman is GOOD. Especially if that demoman is me. Really medics, useful people to uber are: Heavies, Pyros and Demomen, everyone else should really be last resort.

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  • OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Guys despite your mistaken beliefs, ubering a demoman is GOOD. Especially if that demoman is me. Really medics, useful people to uber are: Heavies, Pyros and Demomen, everyone else should really be last resort.

    Soldiers should be in a category above last resort but below the previously mentioned

    Ohtsam on
  • freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Guys despite your mistaken beliefs, ubering a demoman is GOOD. Especially if that demoman is me. Really medics, useful people to uber are: Heavies, Pyros and Demomen, everyone else should really be last resort.

    When that medic said they were waiting for someone "good" everyone just kinda sat there with their mouths open. What a ridiculous, ridiculous statement.

    freakish light on
  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Zot wrote: »
    Uber Sniper with machete is the best plan

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i remember this one time tiny ubered me and i killed absolutely everyone on the point as a soldier. so, no, soldier's pretty good for ubers too.

    tyrannus on
  • freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Rentilius wrote: »
    i remember this one time tiny ubered me and i killed absolutely everyone on the point as a soldier. so, no, soldier's pretty good for ubers too.

    The thing about soldier is, as long as they use their four rockets well (and are reloaded), then they're a good uber. But if it's sustained damage against a turret or a lot of guys to mow through (especially if you don't get an EDIT: not uber, crit, idiot) then it's a wasted uber. You can be good, but the limited rate of fire and reload times make it a frustrating time if you don't use those shots well.

    freakish light on
  • KreutzKreutz Blackwater Park, IARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    This morning on a Dustbowl pub, a soldier and I were preparing to make an attempt on the first point of the last section. I told him to go for it and I'd uber him, then I started the uber, and then the stupid motherfucker rocket-jumped towards the point and landed out of my range. By the time I caught up with him he was a bloody pulp and I was a lone un-ubered medic with a bullseye on my forehead.

    I'm going to assume that you have better plans for spending my ubers, though.

    Kreutz on
  • freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    So I just had my single greatest defense on Dustbowl 3-2. Four or five guys are on the point, two are ubered, I figure all is lost so I jump in there firing my rocket launcher.

    Five seconds later they're all dead and we pushed off the offense with less than two seconds left on the cap timer. <3

    freakish light on
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i've done that except my medic caught up with me. it was neat. :D

    Goose, THESE are the songs to pipe.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj-9PNm-zoE&feature=related

    tyrannus on
  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    PotU wrote: »
    There hasn't been one good custom map yet.
    Desertfortress and Turbine have been pretty fun.

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    there is something seriously wrong with jobs server

    that said fun latenight, all setten medics on fire with love

    Barcardi on
  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    iowa wrote: »
    It's always a good day when I juggle someone with a nade then go in to scotch bottle him to death.

    Definitely one of the best things about playing demoman.
    Lately I've been trying for midair pipes, which feel fucking grand. Also, it seems like a lot of the time, the primary grenade's "push" is random, sometimes knocking people 20 feet and sometimes 2 inches.

    SithDrummer on
  • DukiDuki Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    How the fuck do I fix paged pool memory issues with my Team Fortress 2?

    Duki on
  • BakerIsBoredBakerIsBored Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    So this game is pretty fun, I do kinda miss all the nades from TFC, but still fun.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Now that I quit WoW for good I'll have some time for this game after the exams

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  • IdolisideIdoliside Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Did no one get any screenshots of me axing around?

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  • davinciedavincie Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Talking about screenshots, did anyone got any screenies of me when I burned the whole blue team that consisted only of spies?

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  • martymarty Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I am having a break from tuftoo. I see all you cocknoses are having a good time without me. :(

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  • LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    127 kills tonight, woohoo

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Ohtsam wrote: »
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    I think this is the first screenshot of me, other than that time I got killed by my own sentry and posted a screen of it.

    Peewi on
  • LordNibblerLordNibbler Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Idoliside wrote: »
    Did no one get any screenshots of me axing around?

    Ahh yeah...good times.
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