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Holy Shit, guys, Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! [Veggie Tales thread]

YaYaYaYa Decent.Registered User regular
edited January 2008 in Social Entropy++
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MOTHERFUCKING ANTHROPOMORPHIC CHRISTIAN VEGETABLES, GUYS!

From Wiki:

VeggieTales is a series of English language children's computer animated films featuring humorous, anthropomorphic vegetables and conveying moral themes based on Christianity and often compatible with Judaism. VeggieTales was created by Phil Vischer and Mike Nawrocki, who also provide many of the voices. It is produced by Big Idea. VeggieTales has also been released as books, games, and many other branded items such as toys and clothing. Additionally, the series has been adapted for television broadcast.

One of their more famous bits is the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything, who are getting a movie on the 11th of this month.

The Original "Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" song

Everyone talk about how Larry the Cucumber taught the true meaning of Christmas or whatever.

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    what is this, epic movie with cucumbers?

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    ohhh you like veggie tales

    this explains a lot about you

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Eww.

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    The commercials for this all look dumb, but I've heard a song of theirs about a lost comb or brush or something that was actually very hilarious. I should find that, now that I think about it.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    veggietales is actually pretty decent

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    crwth wrote: »
    veggietales is actually pretty decent
    yeah, if you're four.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    wicked burn

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    i had to watch this in school because i went to a christian private school


    surprisingly it's not as terrible as you'd think

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm Jewish and I thought Veggietales was pretty fun



    yea when I was four

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i had to watch this in school because i went to a christian private school


    surprisingly it's not as terrible as you'd think
    however that doesn't make it good

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    veggietales is actually pretty decent
    yeah, if you're four.

    fair enough

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm Jewish too, actually.

    And I don't particularly like them, but the concept is so surreal that I can't help but embrace it.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    I saw the trailer somewhere for some reason.

    It looks pretty boring.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Yeesh.

    I mean, I'm speechless.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i had to watch this in school because i went to a christian private school


    surprisingly it's not as terrible as you'd think
    however that doesn't make it good

    oh i never said it was good

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Is anyone else hungry now?

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  • MystiqueMystique Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I went to a Christian camp for a few days once and they made us watch Veggie Tales. That shit was scary. There was an evil veggie who was trying to make all the other veggies eat chocolate bunnies and worship The Great Chocolate Bunny and when they didn't they got thrown into a fiery furnace (but Veggie-Jesus saved them).

    I was like, 13 when I saw it. I can't imagine showing this stuff to some little kid.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i bet there's an episode where they equate pesticides to drug use/ abortion

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    whoa there's a dungeon siege movie coming out this friday?

    ahahaha yessss

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Actually, they don't really go the fundamentalist route, which I can respect a lot.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    ohhh you like veggie tales

    this explains a lot about you

    Oh hey

    Fuck you

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    Do you like to waltz with tomatoes?
    Up and down the produce aisle?
    Do you like to talk to potatoes?
    Does a *something* make you smile?

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    wait munkus
    do you
    like
    veggie tales?

    i kind of like them too

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    YaYa wrote: »
    Actually, they don't really go the fundamentalist route, which I can respect a lot.
    oh bullshit
    they're more subtle and sugarcoat the message but as a former fundie myself, veggie tales is definitely fundie

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Example, Dru?

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Do you like to waltz with tomatoes?
    Up and down the produce aisle?
    Do you like to talk to potatoes?
    Does a *something* make you smile?

    it's actually

    if you like to talk to tomatoes
    if a squash can make you smile
    if you like to waltz with potatoes
    up and down the produce AIIIIIISLLELEEELEELe

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    DONT LOOK AT ME

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2008
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU8URuqfzNk

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    wait munkus
    do you
    like
    veggie tales?

    i kind of like them too

    Yes I do.

    I used to watch them when I worked at the church nursery.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Oh man, Geebs, I used to know all the words to that.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    ohhh you like veggie tales

    this explains a lot about you

    Oh hey

    Fuck you
    ohhh you like veggie tales

    this explains a lot about you

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Do you like to waltz with tomatoes?
    Up and down the produce aisle?
    Do you like to talk to potatoes?
    Does a *something* make you smile?

    it's actually

    if you like to talk to tomatoes
    if a squash can make you smile
    if you like to waltz with potatoes
    up and down the produce AIIIIIISLLELEEELEELe

    I never get the opening song right.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    that cheeseburger song is hilarious

    HE SAID I AM EXTREMELY HUNGRYYY
    BUT I GUESS I CAN WAIT UNTIL THEEEEEEEENNNN

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    ohhh you like veggie tales

    this explains a lot about you

    Oh hey

    Fuck you
    ohhh you like veggie tales

    this explains a lot about you

    Yeah

    yeah


    well you're a faggot

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    does anyone have any salve

    I just got burned

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    oh god wam help me
    you have to help me

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Kusu, no!

    Embrace the love! Cucumbers were sliced for your sins!

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    Oh God I'm associating myself with a moron*

    *
    I am not taking the Lord's name in vain, I assert that this is a prayer for help.

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  • doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    whoa there's a dungeon siege movie coming out this friday?

    ahahaha yessss

    uwe boll says its the best thing he has done yet

    so i guess it might be as good as veggie tales

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    At least I'm against a faggot and a prepubescent girl.

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