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Strip clubs

TreelootTreeloot Registered User regular
edited January 2008 in Social Entropy++
Hello everyone! I will be making my first trip to a strip club tonight, but unfortunately I don't know much about strip clubs. Please tell me what to expect.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Naked people.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    bring singles
    don't have them all out in the open at the same time, only a few at once
    beer will be overpriced

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Frustration and a lighter wallet.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    expect a boner

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    "No" means "yes"

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    smelling bad forever

    never getting a girlfriend

    being ugly

    these are things to expect

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Yes means Put it in my butt.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Tits and ass.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    never been to a strip club either

    why would i pay cash to jerk off later when i can jerk off now for free

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    FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Tits, ass and shame.

    Fixed.

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    "please stop staring at me, you're making me uncomfortable" is your cue to go home and never leave it again

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    SilvoculousSilvoculous Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    why would i pay cash to jerk off later when i can jerk off now for free

    sound logic itt

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    just download some porn and buy some cheap beer

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Never use the ATM there. Have an idea of the maximum you want to spend in one night, and DO NOT GO OVER.

    not even for a private dance or what-have-you.

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    FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    And remember, no matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Pick the wrongest, oldest, ugliest dancer and buy a lap dance for your friend.

    Then expect hilarity.

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    TreelootTreeloot Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    bring singles
    don't have them all out in the open at the same time, only a few at once
    beer will be overpriced

    Shit, I don't have any singles. Will they have a change machine?

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Treeloot wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    bring singles
    don't have them all out in the open at the same time, only a few at once
    beer will be overpriced

    Shit, I don't have any singles. Will they have a change machine?

    no, they won't have a change machine.

    Stop at a gas station and get singles. Preferably the gas station right next door to the club, then give the clerk a little wink.

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    FreddyD wrote: »
    And remember, no matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room.

    I almost did this but opted out at the last second

    the comment not the sex

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    FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    Pick the wrongest, oldest, ugliest dancer and buy a lap dance for your friend.

    Then expect hilarity.
    I don't know what the laws on lap dances are these days, but an ugly girl will usually work your pole like she has an itch that can only be scratched by rock hard cock.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Treeloot wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    bring singles
    don't have them all out in the open at the same time, only a few at once
    beer will be overpriced

    Shit, I don't have any singles. Will they have a change machine?

    write her a check

    but remember

    don't write a check that her ass can't cash

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i don't even know what that means

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    ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Get drunk before.

    and after

    not at the place.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Print off some fake money and crinkle it up a bit.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    bring no money at all
    and just breath heavily in the corner all by yourself

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Actual advice: Hit on the cocktail waitresses, not the strippers.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Strip clubs are terrible.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    take a dump first, not at the place

    you really don't wanna sit on those toilet seats

    if you really gotta pinch a loaf there, do it uick, and if the dude next to you is tapping his foot, do NOT TAP YOURS

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    take a dump first, not at the place

    you really don't wanna sit on those toilet seats

    if you really gotta pinch a loaf there, do it uick, and if the dude next to you is tapping his foot, do NOT TAP YOURS

    And never look through that hole in the bathroom wall.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    YaYa wrote: »
    Actual advice: Hit on the cocktail waitresses, not the strippers.

    this is actually good advice.

    #pipe on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    Don't listen to rank, tap that foot like you're counting the beats to jazz.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    YaYa wrote: »
    take a dump first, not at the place

    you really don't wanna sit on those toilet seats

    if you really gotta pinch a loaf there, do it uick, and if the dude next to you is tapping his foot, do NOT TAP YOURS

    And never look through that hole in the bathroom wall.

    good way to lose an eye

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Bring a girl with you and get a lapdance.

    When it is finished, smack said girl and say SEE, BITCH? THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    Rank, you don't give good advice to people you don't know. They could be communists or liberals.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    Treeloot wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    bring singles
    don't have them all out in the open at the same time, only a few at once
    beer will be overpriced

    Shit, I don't have any singles. Will they have a change machine?

    no, they won't have a change machine.

    Stop at a gas station and get singles. Preferably the gas station right next door to the club, then give the clerk a little wink.

    of all the fucking retarded business decisions

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    Rank, you don't give good advice to people you don't know. They could be communists or liberals.
    shit, good point

    There's a little secret about strip clubs that they don't tell you - if you pay more than $50 for a lapdance, she has to at least give you a handjob and be your girlfriend for the rest of the night

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    try to get a stripper to pick up quarters with her lips

    no you amateur, not those lips

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    Rank, you don't give good advice to people you don't know. They could be communists or liberals.
    shit, good point

    There's a little secret about strip clubs that they don't tell you - if you pay more than $50 for a lapdance, she has to at least give you a handjob and be your girlfriend for the rest of the night

    And remember, if you go in the champagne room, that's where they give pro bono oral (it's a tax deduction, but you have to ask)

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Step 1: Get drunk at home.

    Step 2: Call a Cab, take the Cab to the strip club

    Step 3: Look, but don't touch (unless you pay extra)

    Step 4: Call a Cab, take the Cab to a real bar

    Step 5: Whoops, the cab driver recognized that you're drunk and he's driving you Downtown unless you give him $200.

    Step 6: You don't have $200, the cabby kicks you out of the cab at the corner of Main and Higgins

    Step 7: Shit, hookers everywhere, I bet they'll let you touch them.

    Step 8: Oh crap, no money, and here comes the pimp!

    Step 9: Bleeding out on a sidewalk in Downtown Winnipeg. Man, you really should have just bought a 24 and downloaded some premium porn.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i dated a stripper. i met her at a strip club. i do not recommend this.

    a couple of months later, i took another girl met at a bar to the same strip club. i bought her a dollar dance from the girl i dated. i couldn't stop giggling.

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