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    DienekesDienekes Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    That is exactly why it is so goddamned funny.

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    Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    finger her first

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Zot wrote: »
    I don't know what would be worse

    the pain of having those barbs in my penis

    or trying to explain why I had those barbs in my penis to the hospital

    that is basically the idea of the thing

    that any man who came to a hospital looking to get rapex barbs removed would have to face serious questions as to how he got them there

    and you know what?

    i think that's bullshit

    i believe in due process, thanks

    you shouldn't automatically be arrested for rape because some psycho cunt did something terrible to you

    talk about blaming the victim here

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    TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Still not as bad as the first prototype along these lines:
    Wikipedia wrote:
    An early prototypical anti-rape female tampon was invented in late 2000 by Jaap Haumann, a South African man, for the purpose of preventing rape.[1]

    Haumann's device was designed to resemble a tampon for ease of insertion, and consisted of a hard cylindrical plastic core containing a tensioned spring blade primed to slice when pressed against by the tip of a penis. Following activation, a portion of the tip of the penis would be removed, in effect performing a minor penectomy.

    Bold to indicate JESUS FUCK AAHHHH AAAHHHHHHHH GGGGGGGHHHH

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Oh man, that's horrible

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    i actually think the rapex thing is too cruel

    even in it's intended use

    that's right, i think it is too cruel to be used on rapists

    but then i am against cruel and an unusual punishment

    i would rather a woman pepper spray a guy

    or even slit his damn throat

    than break off a bunch of tiny plastic barbs in his cock

    ok now

    have you ever been pepper sprayed? and not that pussy mace shit

    I'm talking .22/10% concentration Oleoresin Capsicum spray

    it is like dying a thousand deaths in fire

    I really have a hard time weighing this against penis barbs

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Yeah but

    we're talking about having some fucking barbs

    stuck in your cock

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    like seriously how are these things going to help a woman

    are you that terrified of rape you'd have to wear one on a daily basis?

    answer is probably no, i'd think

    so "what if i work/live in a bad neighborhood and i have to walk in a rough part of town..." (read: probably contains poor people) "...late at night?"

    there are many answers to this question. Get a dog. Carry a knife. Learn martial arts! Pepper spray, a stun gun, a taser, shit, you live in the US? Buy a gun.

    all of those things are less sadistic than shredding up a man's penis, even a rapist's.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm pretty sure I won't be arrested for rape if I show up at the hospital to get some Rapex barbs removed. It's really hard to look like a rapist with barbs in your tongue.
    God, now I'm going to be checking every woman I sleep with for booby-traps beforehand.
    Hehe booby-traps.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Messed up that spoiler there

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    lies

    My word against yours now Mr. Zot.

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    ArrathArrath Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Those big full insert rapex condoms would be dangerous to the woman as well wouldn't they? Toxic shock and all that after an extended period with your own little torture device inserted and ready to go.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Arrath wrote: »
    Those big full insert rapex condoms would be dangerous to the woman as well wouldn't they? Toxic shock and all that after an extended period with your own little torture device inserted and ready to go.

    no

    if you have any understanding of how tampons or iuds work you would know this is not the case

    you couldn't have that in there for like, days, but a day or maybe two?

    yeah, possibly, with no real ill effect

    what's more important is what does it say about a woman's view of the world if she feels the need to wear a rapex everywhere

    and what're you gonna do

    slip into the bathroom and insert it before you walk home from work

    the entire thing is retarded

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2008
    Rapex is pretty retarded, but mostly because how are you going to predict rape and also you are just going to make the dude crazy blind with rage. It seems like a fucking awful idea. I mean, at least you survive rape. That might not be the case if you stick barbs in the penis of a dude who clearly lacks basic concepts of empathy and kindness and humanity and shit.

    But seriously I would not be worried about getting Rapexed by someone unintentionally. That shit sounds highly improbable.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    yeah rapexing a big angry rapist sounds like an easy way to get your skull caved in

    i dunno

    i would find the fact that he has a dick full of barbs to be small comfort when my head is mush

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    yeah rapexing a big angry rapist sounds like an easy way to get your skull caved in

    i dunno

    i would find the fact that he has a dick full of barbs to be small comfort when my head is mush

    Yeah see that is the main problem.

    Now if they could hide a taser in there...

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dienekes wrote: »
    I, for one, find the drunk rapex mix up scenario hilarious.

    I have an abnormally large schadenfreude gland.
    You must be French.

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    HoA-playerHoA-player Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Toastly wrote: »
    So how do strip clubs work in the euro-zone? I am so not willing to spend a five spot euro (which probably like 7 or 8 USD) on a trashy stripper, and there are no bills smaller than 5.
    Do you throw coins at them?
    Do they have little meter-maid change purses?
    Do they have those big catcher bins thingies like at toll booths to throw the coins in?

    How does this work, without you spending too much money?

    Even though the discussion has long since moved on I'm gonna answer that.

    In Germany at least you have to buy a bunch of fake 1 euro notes that are only valid at that particular strip club.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    HoA-player wrote: »
    Toastly wrote: »
    So how do strip clubs work in the euro-zone? I am so not willing to spend a five spot euro (which probably like 7 or 8 USD) on a trashy stripper, and there are no bills smaller than 5.
    Do you throw coins at them?
    Do they have little meter-maid change purses?
    Do they have those big catcher bins thingies like at toll booths to throw the coins in?

    How does this work, without you spending too much money?

    Even though the discussion has long since moved on I'm gonna answer that.

    In Germany at least you have to buy a bunch of fake 1 euro notes that are only valid at that particular strip club.

    this is common in canada as well

    stupid "booty bucks" n shit like that

    i am anti-fake money at strip clubs because it is tip communism

    because all the dancers that worked that evening get an even share of what customers paid in for booty bucks

    bullshit on that

    the hot chicks who dance sexy should get the good money

    the manky chick they put on as a warm up act shouldn't get shit

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited January 2008
    My roommate is a stripper.

    She’s made $4,500 in three nights before

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    HoA-player wrote: »
    Toastly wrote: »
    So how do strip clubs work in the euro-zone? I am so not willing to spend a five spot euro (which probably like 7 or 8 USD) on a trashy stripper, and there are no bills smaller than 5.
    Do you throw coins at them?
    Do they have little meter-maid change purses?
    Do they have those big catcher bins thingies like at toll booths to throw the coins in?

    How does this work, without you spending too much money?

    Even though the discussion has long since moved on I'm gonna answer that.

    In Germany at least you have to buy a bunch of fake 1 euro notes that are only valid at that particular strip club.

    this is common in canada as well

    stupid "booty bucks" n shit like that

    i am anti-fake money at strip clubs because it is tip communism

    because all the dancers that worked that evening get an even share of what customers paid in for booty bucks

    bullshit on that

    the hot chicks who dance sexy should get the good money

    the manky chick they put on as a warm up act shouldn't get shit

    Booty bucks more like:
    RAPE DOLLARS!
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    Also why would they give them single dollar fake money, why couldn't they just give you, like, larger denominations to make them feel like big spenders.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Also why would they give them single dollar fake money, why couldn't they just give you, like, larger denominations to make them feel like big spenders.

    Could you imagine having to break a $20 booty bill?

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    Riggs BlitzkriegRiggs Blitzkrieg Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I went into a strip club once.

    It was in vegas and I was drunk. I went in by myself because my brother is gay. I used his ID because I wasnt of age yet. It was goofy. I spent 2/3s of my cash getting in.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    like seriously how are these things going to help a woman

    are you that terrified of rape you'd have to wear one on a daily basis?

    answer is probably no, i'd think

    so "what if i work/live in a bad neighborhood and i have to walk in a rough part of town..." (read: probably contains poor people) "...late at night?"

    there are many answers to this question. Get a dog. Carry a knife. Learn martial arts! Pepper spray, a stun gun, a taser, shit, you live in the US? Buy a gun.

    all of those things are less sadistic than shredding up a man's penis, even a rapist's.

    You know that this condom was developed for use in Africa right?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Also why would they give them single dollar fake money, why couldn't they just give you, like, larger denominations to make them feel like big spenders.

    Could you imagine having to break a $20 booty bill?

    Can I give you two $5 Jiggly bucks and $10 in Titty Pesos for it?

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    theDangertheDanger Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    like seriously how are these things going to help a woman

    are you that terrified of rape you'd have to wear one on a daily basis?

    answer is probably no, i'd think

    so "what if i work/live in a bad neighborhood and i have to walk in a rough part of town..." (read: probably contains poor people) "...late at night?"

    there are many answers to this question. Get a dog. Carry a knife. Learn martial arts! Pepper spray, a stun gun, a taser, shit, you live in the US? Buy a gun.

    all of those things are less sadistic than shredding up a man's penis, even a rapist's.

    You know that this condom was developed for use in Africa right?

    I have no intention of raping anyone, african or otherwise, in the foreseeable future, but just the thought of that thing being out there makes me cringe.

    Almost enough to invent some sort of composit penis-shield, like a rapex-ex or somesuch. Just imagine the future: women and men walking around, completely shielded and armed at all times. Sex becomes a battle to the death. Like Mad Max, but instead of cars and fortresses, armored and spiked genitals.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Also why would they give them single dollar fake money, why couldn't they just give you, like, larger denominations to make them feel like big spenders.

    Could you imagine having to break a $20 booty bill?

    Can I give you two $5 Jiggly bucks and $10 in Titty Pesos for it?

    $10 in Titty Pesos is. . . well, a lot of titties.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Also why would they give them single dollar fake money, why couldn't they just give you, like, larger denominations to make them feel like big spenders.

    Could you imagine having to break a $20 booty bill?

    Can I give you two $5 Jiggly bucks and $10 in Titty Pesos for it?

    $10 in Titty Pesos is. . . well, a lot of titties.

    There needs to be a conversion chart for all these crazy body part currencies or we'll need to introduce uniformity by switching to a Boobie Euro.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Areola Kroners

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    theDanger wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    like seriously how are these things going to help a woman

    are you that terrified of rape you'd have to wear one on a daily basis?

    answer is probably no, i'd think

    so "what if i work/live in a bad neighborhood and i have to walk in a rough part of town..." (read: probably contains poor people) "...late at night?"

    there are many answers to this question. Get a dog. Carry a knife. Learn martial arts! Pepper spray, a stun gun, a taser, shit, you live in the US? Buy a gun.

    all of those things are less sadistic than shredding up a man's penis, even a rapist's.

    You know that this condom was developed for use in Africa right?

    I have no intention of raping anyone, african or otherwise, in the foreseeable future, but just the thought of that thing being out there makes me cringe.

    Almost enough to invent some sort of composit penis-shield, like a rapex-ex or somesuch. Just imagine the future: women and men walking around, completely shielded and armed at all times. Sex becomes a battle to the death. Like Mad Max, but instead of cars and fortresses, armored and spiked genitals.

    They'll show you when they create the device that will allow women to shoot lasers out of their vaginas for self defense.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    theDanger wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    like seriously how are these things going to help a woman

    are you that terrified of rape you'd have to wear one on a daily basis?

    answer is probably no, i'd think

    so "what if i work/live in a bad neighborhood and i have to walk in a rough part of town..." (read: probably contains poor people) "...late at night?"

    there are many answers to this question. Get a dog. Carry a knife. Learn martial arts! Pepper spray, a stun gun, a taser, shit, you live in the US? Buy a gun.

    all of those things are less sadistic than shredding up a man's penis, even a rapist's.

    You know that this condom was developed for use in Africa right?

    I have no intention of raping anyone, african or otherwise, in the foreseeable future, but just the thought of that thing being out there makes me cringe.

    Almost enough to invent some sort of composit penis-shield, like a rapex-ex or somesuch. Just imagine the future: women and men walking around, completely shielded and armed at all times. Sex becomes a battle to the death. Like Mad Max, but instead of cars and fortresses, armored and spiked genitals.

    They'll show you when they create the device that will allow women to shoot lasers out of their vaginas for self defense.

    Star wars suddenly got interesting again.

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    theDangertheDanger Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    itt: vagina fired death beams

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    as if puberty isn't frightening enough

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I can see it now, a room full of young minds being instructed on how to properly clean and maintain their tesla-condoms and lethal-injection-deploying diaphragms.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    SCIENCE

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I can see it now, a room full of young minds being instructed on how to properly clean and maintain their tesla-condoms and lethal-injection-deploying diaphragms.

    Fuck that shit, I'll just make my own hole in her.

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    iplaybassiplaybass Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I like strip clubs.

    Then again, I live in Vegas and have access to some really, really good strip clubs.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Arrath wrote: »
    Those big full insert rapex condoms would be dangerous to the woman as well wouldn't they? Toxic shock and all that after an extended period with your own little torture device inserted and ready to go.

    no

    if you have any understanding of how tampons or iuds work you would know this is not the case

    you couldn't have that in there for like, days, but a day or maybe two?

    yeah, possibly, with no real ill effect

    what's more important is what does it say about a woman's view of the world if she feels the need to wear a rapex everywhere

    and what're you gonna do

    slip into the bathroom and insert it before you walk home from work

    the entire thing is retarded

    Not in some african countries, where leaving your home for supplies is an invitation to be raped.

    That said, I would say that this shit wouldn't fly here in the states. The anti-rape stuff would count as assault, and you'd still need proof that it wasn't consensual sex in order to both prosecute the man and to avoid a criminal offense yourself.

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    AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    suilimeA wrote: »
    My roommate is a stripper.

    She’s made $4,500 in three nights before

    And all it cost her was her dignity.

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    Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Aslan wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    My roommate is a stripper.

    She’s made $4,500 in three nights before

    And all it cost her was her dignity.

    small price to pay

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