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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
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    Give her like five bucks

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    If I was a stripper I would only strip to Barry Mann - Who Put the Bomp (In the Bomp)

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Ruckus, that was pretty great.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Remember, if she's willing to go a little further than just a lap dance for you chances are she's probably done the same for the 50 guys before you. Have your mouth closed at all times during the boob slapping and try not to think all the saliva, snot, and other stuff that might have gotten on her tits earlier in the night.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    try to get a stripper to pick up quarters with her lips

    no you amateur, not those lips

    seen it done

    nastiest strip club in all of canada

    you know how your mother always told you not to put money in your mouth?

    yeah, there's a very good reason for that

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Feel free to punch them in the tits. They're fake, they can't feel it.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    The strippers are flirting with you because they like you as a person.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    If you draw a stripper something on looseleaf paper in crayon, they will hang it on their refrigerator when they get home.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    The strippers are flirting with you because they like you as a person.

    If you're really smooth they'll even date you. No really she has a special attraction to you!

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Only if it's a dong.

    Edit: In response to Munkus' crayon advice.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    Strippers have a flash point of 110 degrees, beware of combustion if things start to get hot.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    things I learned at a strip club

    • fake boobs feel so gross

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    take a dump first, not at the place

    you really don't wanna sit on those toilet seats

    if you really gotta pinch a loaf there, do it uick, and if the dude next to you is tapping his foot, do NOT TAP YOURS

    Last time I was at a strip club, I went to the washroom and noticed 1 of the 3 urinals was lower (like child sized) and was like what the fuck?

    But not five minutes later a small (lol) group of midgets walked into the club.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Strippers love fat guys because they can see past physical faults and NOT because fat guys tend to be big spenders.
    #pipe wrote: »
    things I learned at a strip club

    • fake boobs feel so gross

    That's only because of the dried cum....I mean special makeup strippers use.

    oh yeah, if you happen to have a girlfriend/wife, make sure to really get cleaned up beforehand because strippers love their glitter and that can be a dead giveaway.

    If you see someone you know from church at a strip club, like a pastor or something, blackmail them for free lapdances.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    Every stripper is a virgin, and they only took the job in order to pay their way through expensive college/law school/med school/hamburgler school.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Ruckus wrote: »
    take a dump first, not at the place

    you really don't wanna sit on those toilet seats

    if you really gotta pinch a loaf there, do it uick, and if the dude next to you is tapping his foot, do NOT TAP YOURS

    Last time I was at a strip club, I went to the washroom and noticed 1 of the 3 urinals was lower (like child sized) and was like what the fuck?

    But not five minutes later a small (lol) group of midgets walked into the club.

    I would be out of there so fast

    #pipe on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    One in ten strippers is a tranny. If you can't spot them as soon as you get in the joint, then you're gay.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Kagera wrote: »
    Strippers love fat guys because they can see past physical faults and NOT because fat guys tend to be big spenders.
    #pipe wrote: »
    things I learned at a strip club

    • fake boobs feel so gross

    That's only because of the dried cum....I mean special makeup strippers use.

    oh yeah, if you happen to have a girlfriend/wife, make sure to really get cleaned up beforehand because strippers love their glitter and that can be a dead giveaway.

    If you see someone you know from church at a strip club, like a pastor or something, blackmail them for free lapdances.

    No dude, they feel like 3/4 inflated basketballs with big keyloid scars on the bottom

    D:

    #pipe on
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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    take a dump first, not at the place

    you really don't wanna sit on those toilet seats

    if you really gotta pinch a loaf there, do it uick, and if the dude next to you is tapping his foot, do NOT TAP YOURS

    Last time I was at a strip club, I went to the washroom and noticed 1 of the 3 urinals was lower (like child sized) and was like what the fuck?

    But not five minutes later a small (lol) group of midgets walked into the club.

    I would be out of there so fast

    You have an unreasonable fear of little people as well?

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    when i lived in missouri, we used to go to a strip club just over the border in kansas. in missouri, they can't get totally naked. just pasties.

    once, when we were at this club, a chick had a seizure and threw up all over the stage.

    woo heroin.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    take a dump first, not at the place

    you really don't wanna sit on those toilet seats

    if you really gotta pinch a loaf there, do it uick, and if the dude next to you is tapping his foot, do NOT TAP YOURS

    Last time I was at a strip club, I went to the washroom and noticed 1 of the 3 urinals was lower (like child sized) and was like what the fuck?

    But not five minutes later a small (lol) group of midgets walked into the club.

    I would be out of there so fast

    I would not at all.

    I'd totally hang out in a midget strip club.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    I know a girl who got...'smart' as her sweet sixteen present.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I know a girl who got...'smart' as her sweet sixteen present.

    what

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I know a girl who got...'smart' as her sweet sixteen present.

    what

    A pair of brain implants

    [edit] I don't know if they're supposed to, but here in winnipeg strippers get naked.

    Naked naked.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Man, those little sleazy pimp midgets are the worst

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I know a girl who got...'smart' as her sweet sixteen present.

    what

    your first erotic whipping

    you know, "oh, that smarts"

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I know a girl who got...'smart' as her sweet sixteen present.

    what

    'Smart' is a euphism for breast implants.

    It makes more sense usually when I do the hand gesture with it.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Fake titties are rarely done well.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    Man, those little sleazy pimp midgets are the worst

    but they have the best stories!

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Be prepared for the possibility of there being one annoying drunk guy that boasts about being the shit and getting all kinds of play from the strippers.

    If he tries to interact with you, pretend you speak Dutch.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I know a girl who got...'smart' as her sweet sixteen present.

    what

    'Smart' is a euphism for breast implants.

    It makes more sense usually when I do the hand gesture with it.

    do you tap your skull

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    So it's when you get whipped by a sixteen year olds fake tits? Neat!

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    I act as if I am lifting two loaves of bread for a friend to compare the fronts.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I hate breast implants.
    I am all for lifts however.

    #pipe on
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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I know a girl who got...'smart' as her sweet sixteen present.

    what

    'Smart' is a euphism for breast implants.

    It makes more sense usually when I do the hand gesture with it.

    that doesn't make any sense at all

    I..... ooohhhhhhh

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I am only for breast implants if you go to like FFF and beyond in bra size. Just giant globules of flesh and medical science gone awry.

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    CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Don't touch the strippers unless you want to catch something or get thrown out.

    And if you're sitting next to the stage, stick a dollar bill in the front of your collar.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    also 16 is way too young for breast implants, she's still growing and all that shit and her shit is just going to get ruined but hey serves her right for being a dumb bitch

    i generally don't like breast implants but i know this redhead with them and oh my god i would like to see them out in the wild

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    you know, the kind you especially won't regret in 20 years

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I know a girl who got...'smart' as her sweet sixteen present.

    what

    'Smart' is a euphism for breast implants.

    It makes more sense usually when I do the hand gesture with it.

    I have heard the term knee surgery used allot more than that one

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