KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
edited January 2008
Remember, if she's willing to go a little further than just a lap dance for you chances are she's probably done the same for the 50 guys before you. Have your mouth closed at all times during the boob slapping and try not to think all the saliva, snot, and other stuff that might have gotten on her tits earlier in the night.
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My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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Feel free to punch them in the tits. They're fake, they can't feel it.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited January 2008
The strippers are flirting with you because they like you as a person.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited January 2008
If you draw a stripper something on looseleaf paper in crayon, they will hang it on their refrigerator when they get home.
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited January 2008
Strippers have a flash point of 110 degrees, beware of combustion if things start to get hot.
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
That's only because of the dried cum....I mean special makeup strippers use.
oh yeah, if you happen to have a girlfriend/wife, make sure to really get cleaned up beforehand because strippers love their glitter and that can be a dead giveaway.
If you see someone you know from church at a strip club, like a pastor or something, blackmail them for free lapdances.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited January 2008
Every stripper is a virgin, and they only took the job in order to pay their way through expensive college/law school/med school/hamburgler school.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited January 2008
One in ten strippers is a tranny. If you can't spot them as soon as you get in the joint, then you're gay.
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
That's only because of the dried cum....I mean special makeup strippers use.
oh yeah, if you happen to have a girlfriend/wife, make sure to really get cleaned up beforehand because strippers love their glitter and that can be a dead giveaway.
If you see someone you know from church at a strip club, like a pastor or something, blackmail them for free lapdances.
No dude, they feel like 3/4 inflated basketballs with big keyloid scars on the bottom
if you really gotta pinch a loaf there, do it uick, and if the dude next to you is tapping his foot, do NOT TAP YOURS
Last time I was at a strip club, I went to the washroom and noticed 1 of the 3 urinals was lower (like child sized) and was like what the fuck?
But not five minutes later a small (lol) group of midgets walked into the club.
I would be out of there so fast
I would not at all.
I'd totally hang out in a midget strip club.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited January 2008
I know a girl who got...'smart' as her sweet sixteen present.
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I know a girl who got...'smart' as her sweet sixteen present.
what
your first erotic whipping
you know, "oh, that smarts"
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Man, those little sleazy pimp midgets are the worst
but they have the best stories!
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
edited January 2008
Be prepared for the possibility of there being one annoying drunk guy that boasts about being the shit and getting all kinds of play from the strippers.
If he tries to interact with you, pretend you speak Dutch.
So it's when you get whipped by a sixteen year olds fake tits? Neat!
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited January 2008
I act as if I am lifting two loaves of bread for a friend to compare the fronts.
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
edited January 2008
I hate breast implants.
I am all for lifts however.
Don't touch the strippers unless you want to catch something or get thrown out.
And if you're sitting next to the stage, stick a dollar bill in the front of your collar.
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FalloutGIRL'S DAYWAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered Userregular
edited January 2008
also 16 is way too young for breast implants, she's still growing and all that shit and her shit is just going to get ruined but hey serves her right for being a dumb bitch
i generally don't like breast implants but i know this redhead with them and oh my god i would like to see them out in the wild
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Give her like five bucks
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
seen it done
nastiest strip club in all of canada
you know how your mother always told you not to put money in your mouth?
yeah, there's a very good reason for that
If you're really smooth they'll even date you. No really she has a special attraction to you!
Edit: In response to Munkus' crayon advice.
• fake boobs feel so gross
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Last time I was at a strip club, I went to the washroom and noticed 1 of the 3 urinals was lower (like child sized) and was like what the fuck?
But not five minutes later a small (lol) group of midgets walked into the club.
That's only because of the dried cum....I mean special makeup strippers use.
oh yeah, if you happen to have a girlfriend/wife, make sure to really get cleaned up beforehand because strippers love their glitter and that can be a dead giveaway.
If you see someone you know from church at a strip club, like a pastor or something, blackmail them for free lapdances.
I would be out of there so fast
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
No dude, they feel like 3/4 inflated basketballs with big keyloid scars on the bottom
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
You have an unreasonable fear of little people as well?
once, when we were at this club, a chick had a seizure and threw up all over the stage.
woo heroin.
I would not at all.
I'd totally hang out in a midget strip club.
what
A pair of brain implants
[edit] I don't know if they're supposed to, but here in winnipeg strippers get naked.
Naked naked.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
your first erotic whipping
you know, "oh, that smarts"
'Smart' is a euphism for breast implants.
It makes more sense usually when I do the hand gesture with it.
but they have the best stories!
If he tries to interact with you, pretend you speak Dutch.
do you tap your skull
I am all for lifts however.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
that doesn't make any sense at all
I..... ooohhhhhhh
And if you're sitting next to the stage, stick a dollar bill in the front of your collar.
i generally don't like breast implants but i know this redhead with them and oh my god i would like to see them out in the wild
I have heard the term knee surgery used allot more than that one