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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    The only real reason to be a vegetarian, barring like... meat allergy or something, is if you don't agree with the practices of factory farms. The waste that they create is a hell of a pollution problem, and they're the kind of farms with the giant rows of chickens layin' eggs till they die.

    However, this argument also means you don't need to give up meat because there are family farms and free-range animals whose products you can consume without guilt.

    I think vegetarianism is dumb, just buy your food at a co-op.

    You can be a vegetarian for health reasons, which meat allergy falls into.


    But yeah, other reasons are fairly dumb and lack merit.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I've though about going vegetarian for spiritual reasons, but it's hard to do so while working in a meat department. Also, I really like meat. I just cut back instead.

    laughingfuzzball on
  • RageRage Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Rage wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Rage wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    shit fuck shit

    i need to find an internship for this summer if i plan to graduate next semester

    any of you people work for a company that wants to hire a CS intern with little-to-no work experience?

    i have a math minor
    you all know that shit is sexy

    Step 1: move to Seattle

    that would have to be a very well paying internship

    Can't speak on that. I still need to hire a data center monkey and a CS intern would be prime. :|

    quick
    move your business to michigan

    I'll send a memo to the Death Star ASAP

    Rage on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    projeck at least tell me you're watching your diet and getting your protiens somehow

    seriously

    fuckers are wasting away over a moral choice without really thinking about the impacts on their health

    TheySlashThem on
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    You mean go to med school for four years and become a doctor.
    :P
    8 years of school here I come.
    Clinical pathologist in training.
    Wooooo.
    Semester 2.
    Year 1.
    :|
    I love teefs, what drove her away.
    D:

    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    So did teefs come back?
    teefs was never really gone

    she was just in our hearts, only visible to those who believed

    He's just so pretentiously wrong about everything though.
    actually shankhill hit the problem on the head a few pages back

    You didn't even make it 24 hours.

    Way to quit the forums, bro.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I've not listened to the album before Room on Fire

    But First Impressions of Earth sounded like someone shit on vinyl and ran it through a dying sheep's anus

    Nucsh on
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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    who here likes the Strokes

    honestly haven't heard much by them, but what I have heard I liked

    same, my friend put a bunch of strokes songs on a mix cd he made me

    bowtiedseal on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Being a vegetarian for moral purposes is dumb
    if cows didn't want us to eat them, they shouldn't taste so god damned delicious

    also turkeys
    fuck you if you don't like turkey and provolone sandwiches with all the fixins
    fuck you

    provolone is king of cheeses

    Kusuguttai on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Being a vegetarian for moral purposes is dumb
    if cows didn't want us to eat them, they shouldn't taste so god damned delicious

    I've heard that human flesh tastes a lot like pork.

    Me, I don't like pork, but I know a lot of people who do.

    #pipe on
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I know a girl who simply can't eat meat because all she can think of is a slowly stagnating animal corpse in her mouth.


    She did an art assignment that involved vegetarianism, and it also involved drawing a meat tray.

    "Hey Tess, you need to add in a centerpeice, like a pig's head with an apple in it's mouth"
    ":("
    "What about like a garroted fish with the lemon?"
    "D:"
    "You could have like a sheeps head on there, apparently the eyes are popular, and leave the wool on to make is more striking"
    "*Hits head full force on the table and looks at the ground for a full 10 minutes before looking at me, looking like she was about to throw up*"
    "..."
    "..."

    "What about a circle of chicken drumsticks?"

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    now that this thread has slowed down, I found the best thing at the store today guys

    IMG_0562.jpg

    ZeroFill on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I don't even know what I want to major in any more

    I don't want to do anything with math and I don't want to do anything with "hard" sciences

    why are those the largest-grossing careers

    you could be a celebrity or a business major

    those make a lot of money

    I would be down to be a celebrity

    And I honestly feel like I have the talent and drive to be a film director

    or, seeing the quality of most mainstream actors, an academy-award winning actor

    Seriously, I could absolutely do what Owen Wilson does.

    Annnnyway, considering that that is a profession that does not really hinge on a degree, I just need to, in four years, decide whether I want to move to NY or LA and watch money that I could comfortably live on for the better part of my life disappear within 10 years, or go to grad school and become a doctor

    If you become a director you should have a studio name that references SE++

    like "Business as Usual Productions" or something like that

    but man, being a director or actor sounds like fun times. I would totally be down with that.

    Centipede Damascus on
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I like how you say bro because you think you're being clever

    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud on
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    projeck at least tell me you're watching your diet and getting your protiens somehow

    seriously

    fuckers are wasting away over a moral choice without really thinking about the impacts on their health

    yes i am maintaining a healthy diet

    Projeck on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    Ok, if it's religious. That too. That would also be acceptable reason to be a vegetarian.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Rage wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Rage wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    shit fuck shit

    i need to find an internship for this summer if i plan to graduate next semester

    any of you people work for a company that wants to hire a CS intern with little-to-no work experience?

    i have a math minor
    you all know that shit is sexy

    Step 1: move to Seattle

    that would have to be a very well paying internship

    Can't speak on that. I still need to hire a data center monkey and a CS intern would be prime. :|

    quick
    move your business to michigan

    Jesus Potates, it's just for the summer, so go take the internship and live with a friend for three months or something.

    i could really see doing this, but first i have to
    -find someone that would put up with me for that long
    -get the internship approved by the school

    potatoe on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    You mean go to med school for four years and become a doctor.
    :P
    8 years of school here I come.
    Clinical pathologist in training.
    Wooooo.
    Semester 2.
    Year 1.
    :|
    I love teefs, what drove her away.
    D:

    no

    no

    not that kind of doctor

    Charles Kinbote on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Being a vegetarian for moral purposes is dumb
    if cows didn't want us to eat them, they shouldn't taste so god damned delicious

    I've heard that human flesh tastes a lot like pork.

    Me, I don't like pork, but I know a lot of people who do.

    i hate pork and just about every pig-related meat there is
    it's vile stuff.

    Yes, even ham. Fuck ham. I said it.

    Kusuguttai on
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    shank i do not feel like arguing

    can you argue for me

    Projeck on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    I like how you say bro because you think you're being clever

    Way to _____, bro is a common expression and what I was going for. Only after did I realize the double entendre.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    The only real reason to be a vegetarian, barring like... meat allergy or something, is if you don't agree with the practices of factory farms. The waste that they create is a hell of a pollution problem, and they're the kind of farms with the giant rows of chickens layin' eggs till they die.

    However, this argument also means you don't need to give up meat because there are family farms and free-range animals whose products you can consume without guilt.

    I think vegetarianism is dumb, just buy your food at a co-op.

    You can be a vegetarian for health reasons, which meat allergy falls into.


    But yeah, other reasons are fairly dumb and lack merit.

    People can be ideologically opposed to eating animals. It can be both a philosophical or a religious belief. That's not dumb and doesn't lack merit.

    The_Scarab on
  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    two blades of grass are sitting around and talking when a cow appears

    without warning, its head lowers, its mouth opens and before they know it one of the blades of grass has a huge piece missing, bitten out by the baneful bovine

    the other blade of grass rushes over, shouting "oh god, are you okay? please don't die man don't quit on me"

    but, miraculously, the injured blade sits back up, and can talk and laugh as if nothing happened

    the injured one's friend expresses its disbelief, saying "man, I thought you were a goner for sure! how can it be that you're still alright?"

    "yeah," comes the reply, "I thought I was done for, too. lucky for me it just grazed me."

    redhead on
  • RageRage Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I was chatting with a newly-formed and excessively-pretentious vegan at a party once.

    As she was platforming her cause of an animal-free diet and slurping down her 5th Jell-o shot until my vegetarian friend gave her the 411.

    Those kind of moments you can't script.

    Rage on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Projeck wrote: »
    shank i do not feel like arguing

    can you argue for me

    are you kidding me I'm not even supposed to be awake

    I promised myself I was going to go to bed an hour and a half ago in hopes of remedying my twitching eye but instead here I am with half an essay and a plunger up my ass

    Charles Kinbote on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    I fucking hate ham

    But I love bacon

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    I mean, Asperger's isn't shitty enough, let's just make fun of it, right?

    O_o

    ...

    ...

    :|

    Waka Laka on
  • DunlopezDunlopez Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dude isn't drunk. 4 beers in an hour. Not only is that paltry, but a drunk wouldn't know how much time had passed.

    Dunlopez on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    My uncle is a pediatrician

    It pays really well

    Centipede Damascus on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I like how you say bro because you think you're being clever

    Way to _____, bro is a common expression and what I was going for. Only after did I realize the double entendre.

    I realized it instantly and started chuckling.

    Butters on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    sometimes when a program ask me what my profession is when i'm installing it, i tell it that i'm a doctor

    a butt doctor

    because, you see, i have the sense of humor of an 8-year-old

    potatoe on
  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    goodness that sounds like fun

    I just know spanish and english, but I'm generally pretty quick with languages.

    my interests are in latin america and southeast asia for the most part.

    Being quick to learn is more important than the languages you know going in in a lot of cases. If you're working in an isolated region, the dominate language with the people groups you're working with might only be known by the people groups you're working with.

    Even if you're not working with an obscure language, it helps to be able to learn the proper dialect. Castilian won't do you much good in Oaxaca.

    Are you looking at humanitarian aid work?

    yeah, I avoided picking up a spanish accent when I was studying there last semester, but it still did me a world of good (man spanish speakers in andalucia have some thick accents)

    and yes, but hopefully aid in the sense of the "teach a man to fish" way, not the patron-client relationship way

    Happily, the former is picking up favor. People have figured out that handouts are only a temporary fix- eventually you'll run out of funding and people will be starving again. Even worse, you can create an economy dependent on outside assistance. Teaching skills and building infrastructure and that sort of thing work better long term.

    laughingfuzzball on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    The only real reason to be a vegetarian, barring like... meat allergy or something, is if you don't agree with the practices of factory farms. The waste that they create is a hell of a pollution problem, and they're the kind of farms with the giant rows of chickens layin' eggs till they die.

    However, this argument also means you don't need to give up meat because there are family farms and free-range animals whose products you can consume without guilt.

    I think vegetarianism is dumb, just buy your food at a co-op.

    You can be a vegetarian for health reasons, which meat allergy falls into.


    But yeah, other reasons are fairly dumb and lack merit.

    People can be ideologically opposed to eating animals. It can be both a philosophical or a religious belief. That's not dumb and doesn't lack merit.

    That's a case-by-case basis. In my experience, the arguments I've heard from various friends and acquaintances were really bad. 'They're hurting the cows!!' and shit.

    scarlet st. on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    The only real reason to be a vegetarian, barring like... meat allergy or something, is if you don't agree with the practices of factory farms. The waste that they create is a hell of a pollution problem, and they're the kind of farms with the giant rows of chickens layin' eggs till they die.

    However, this argument also means you don't need to give up meat because there are family farms and free-range animals whose products you can consume without guilt.

    I think vegetarianism is dumb, just buy your food at a co-op.

    You can be a vegetarian for health reasons, which meat allergy falls into.


    But yeah, other reasons are fairly dumb and lack merit.

    People can be ideologically opposed to eating animals. It can be both a philosophical or a religious belief. That's not dumb and doesn't lack merit.

    Religious I'll buy. I'll buy trauma. Philosophical? You'll have to justify that, I haven't heard a convincing case.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I feel your pain Shankill. I'm 17, graduating soon, and worrying about my future.

    I think I'll go along the humanities route, Poli Sci, English, and the like.

    The problem is, it's kinda difficult to make a living on a degree like that.

    Ranx on
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    jell-o has what animal in it?

    The Black Hunter on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    sometimes when a program ask me what my profession is when i'm installing it, i tell it that i'm a doctor

    a butt doctor

    because, you see, i have the sense of humor of an 8-year-old

    Man

    sometimes I do that too

    hi5

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    provolone is king of cheeses

    yes this

    TheySlashThem on
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    sometimes when a program ask me what my profession is when i'm installing it, i tell it that i'm a doctor

    a butt doctor

    because, you see, i have the sense of humor of an 8-year-old
    FARTS

    ZeroFill on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Being a vegetarian for moral purposes is dumb
    if cows didn't want us to eat them, they shouldn't taste so god damned delicious

    I've heard that human flesh tastes a lot like pork.

    Me, I don't like pork, but I know a lot of people who do.

    i hate pork and just about every pig-related meat there is
    it's vile stuff.

    Yes, even ham. Fuck ham. I said it.

    do you think pigs are filthy animals

    Centipede Damascus on
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