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During the daytime hours yesterday our department happened to be running a 5 hour class for all of the members on duty. One session was being run in the morning and the afternoon each, since the class required that any companies attending be put out of service (not dispatched on calls barring a fire or a similar big emergency). Seeing as how we only have 3 truck companies, it meant two were going at one point while one was being left to cover the city. That morning we got to be the lucky bunch, so of course we were busy as fucking all hell.
During our travels however we were dispatched to a water condition at an abandoned house on the far side of town. After dragging ourselves up there we arrive to see water just pouring out of a few places on the first floor. Hooray. We notice a broken window, so we throw a ladder to the porch roof and all I have to do is knock over the mattress (which I'm sure was doing a fine job of keeping the cold out) and I was able to make my way into the house.
We start poking around and find water leaking from the second floor plumbing, with about an inch of water collected on the first floor and about four more inches of water collected in the basement. Turn off all the utilities and the water main at the street, initial problem solved.
Moving on we start a more thorough search of the house looking around for a potentially dead old man/junkie/whatever. Navigating my way between mattress after mattress on the second floor, I find what most of you degenerates would probably call Shangri-la. Now I'm the kinda guy who likes movies. I consider it a very agreeable way to pass time and as such my DVD collection has grown to be pretty sizable.
But what I found may not beat my collection in terms of quality, but in the category of variety and sheer numbers, well my selection was beat rather handily. Now some people may be tempted to lift a few DVD's because they're easy to conceal, and its not like some squatter has the receipt. Or you may also not be compelled to do so because like me, you're not a fan of gay porn.
Hundreds on top of hundreds of fucking gay porn DVDs.
And about five dildos.
And sitting like a proud bastard on top of a battered coffe table, a penis pump.
Seriously, you can't afford to live in a place where you actually have heat and running water but heaven forbid you live without your massive gay porn collection.
I'm looking at you Ranaedos.
During our travels however we were dispatched to a water condition at an abandoned house on the far side of town. After dragging ourselves up there we arrive to see water just pouring out of a few places on the first floor. Hooray. We notice a broken window, so we throw a ladder to the porch roof and all I have to do is knock over the mattress (which I'm sure was doing a fine job of keeping the cold out) and I was able to make my way into the house.
We start poking around and find water leaking from the second floor plumbing, with about an inch of water collected on the first floor and about four more inches of water collected in the basement. Turn off all the utilities and the water main at the street, initial problem solved.
Moving on we start a more thorough search of the house looking around for a potentially dead old man/junkie/whatever. Navigating my way between mattress after mattress on the second floor, I find what most of you degenerates would probably call Shangri-la. Now I'm the kinda guy who likes movies. I consider it a very agreeable way to pass time and as such my DVD collection has grown to be pretty sizable.
But what I found may not beat my collection in terms of quality, but in the category of variety and sheer numbers, well my selection was beat rather handily. Now some people may be tempted to lift a few DVD's because they're easy to conceal, and its not like some squatter has the receipt. Or you may also not be compelled to do so because like me, you're not a fan of gay porn.
Hundreds on top of hundreds of fucking gay porn DVDs.
And about five dildos.
And sitting like a proud bastard on top of a battered coffe table, a penis pump.
Seriously, you can't afford to live in a place where you actually have heat and running water but heaven forbid you live without your massive gay porn collection.
I'm looking at you Ranaedos.
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I think there was an argument in GV on whether or not this picture was demeaning of MJ.
Wait, really?
Or do you mean the actual actress? If it was the same in the show it would be awesome.
Ha ha! I didn't realize at first she's barefoot. Ha ha ha that is awesome!
They haven't give a reason why the character is moving yet so I'm just assuming
And she's in the kitchen doing laundry.
I wonder why they didn't go ahead and draw her carrying a spiderbaby.
what will they think of next!
"Barefoot in the kitchen" is a rather derogatory description of housewives and it happens to be one of my favorites.
I am my own woman butters.
Well they aren't mutually exclusive you see.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barefoot_and_pregnant
Man Wikipedia has an article about everything
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Wiki has everything.
Stop saying things before I say them.
That's totally not cool.
Filler, you need a man to make an honest woman out of you. That man is me. I command you to embrace me, stroke your fingers through my hair, and kiss my pouty lips.
Start touching yourself so I can see if I feel it
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t Butters,
Butters, I have three children, two sets of genitalia, and no husband.
Will you complete our circus freak family?