So right now I am eating the single best hamburger in the world. It's basically a heart attack on a bun. That's right. Three grade A hamburger patties, three pieces of wholesome American cheese, two whole wheat buns, four strips of savory bacon, and about an ounce of tasty ketchup.
Gentlemen, I present to you
Whataburger's Triple Meat Triple Cheese with bacon and ketchup.
Only a REAL man could even
attempt to finish this monster. I swear I hear a cow being murdered whenever I order one.
What do you fellows get when you frequent your local burger joint?
Do you feel depressed and go for suicide via heart attack and get yourself
In-n-Out's 20x20?
Do you try to be a little more heath conscious and get
Jack In The Box's Southwestern Salad?
That salad has more calories than a Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger, just so you dudes know.
Or maybe you aren't a real american and don't like beef? Faggot. Go get yourself a
Spicy McChicken from McDonald's.
Hell, lets just go get some
Blizzards from Dairy Queen.
So what are you dudes buying next time you don't feel like cooking?
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That's how its better.
oh blake's
you turned me on to mustard
Fuck, what am I saying? You're always at the mercy of the employees of a fast food joint.
i can feel the pimples forming on my face just looking at the picture
That is all
Also, Burger King Octo Stacker
On to fries.
this is so fresh
Five Guys is also very good
I should go there on my way back to school
That's because your mouth is always filled with balls
There burgers taste metallic every time I go there.
Nah, I'll go ahead and grab some after I finish with what I have.
You got that from a Subway commercial
what
and there's a Diary Queen right near me, but it's always like 'uhhh we can't get our ice cream to work.'
and I start cryin' into the intercom thing
You know where they got the name "Arby's?"
Their main sandwich is the Roast Beef.
Roast Beef.
RB -> Arby
and I'm not to proud to eat at McDonald's when I want lunch for under $5
that Whataburger looks good though. I need to find me one of those.
I like living in a state that doesn't have sales tax
Sure, they take quite a chunk out of my pay in income tax but the sales tax some states charge is ridiculous
I can't have wheat
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