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DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
edited January 2008 in Critical Failures
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This is the sign-up thread for the Transformers Phalla.


This Phalla is going to be anything but your typical Phalla. As with The Court of King Phallis, I've thought long and hard about how to make a game that is different from a Phalla you'd normally expect.

This Phalla will be a "double-blind" Phalla, meaning that both the bad guys and good guys start clueless about the other side's identities. The teams will be equal in number, and there will be lots of specials on each side. Every person will have a unique Transformer assigned to them (already figured out via RNG), but of course part of the fun of the game will be that you won't know for sure if they really are who they say they are.


Please tell me which slot you want, or if you want to be assigned randomly. Your slot number will determine which Transformer you are.

This game is based in the Generation 1 continuity, simply because it has the most characters.

This game is for 50 people.

1. Toxic Toys
2. KrataLightblade
3. Blankspace
4. jdarksun
5. DevoutlyApathetic
6. Seriously
7. visiblehowl
8. Shamus
9. Romantic Undead
10. Rend
11. The_Lightbringer
12. Qorzm
13. TehSpectre
14. Abysmal Lynx
15. Typhus733
16. Hylianbunny
17. Frosteey
18. Rainfall
19. PsychoCucumber
20. thorpe
21. cj iwakura
22. Zepplin
23. iamtheaznman
24. Strato
25. Nion
26. werehippy
27. Infidel
28. Saburbia
29. cheez
30. PRËTËNTIÖüS
31. Jester313
32. telcus
33. Mr. Embarkation
34. PsychoLarry1
35. Whod
36. Egos
37. Stew_Stick
38. B:L
39. Squashua
40. Gumpy
41. Grundlterror
42. zanmatto
43. El Skid
44. Soup
45. Maximus
46. Inglorious Coyote
47. delroland
48. Burnage
49. Oatway
50. Carcharodontosaurus

Alts:
1. DasUberEdward
2. lonelyahava
3. Ardor
4. Lightor216
5. mightyspacepope
6. Corp.Shephard

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !I sign up! My life dream is to be a Transformer with out having to cosplay one.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    :whistle:!SING UP!:whistle:

    5 if it's open.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I !sign up

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    ?Sign down #Thirteen

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    No fair fixing the typo, now my post makes no sense!

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    This is going to be fun to watch.

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  • telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    <-Sign sideways

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  • zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !Sign Up

    Oh, and 42.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Is there a Ladiesman217 role? We can only hope.

    To that end, !sign up

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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sure thing...

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    If you guys want a particular slot, let me know, otherwise I'll pick them at random. And oh yes, Obbi is going to help me with the vote tallying.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    !I sign up! My life dream is to be a Transformer with out having to cosplay one.

    Toxic, is there a particular slot you want, or shall I pick one for you at random?

    Well if we can call a number - I want 1.

    edit - I read slow.

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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    17

    Prime.

    Always.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Is this going to be based of the cartoon or the comic?

    Doesn't really matter - I only have the movie and season 1 on DVD. I'll just try to fill in why A robot fell in love with a human. :D

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !Sign up! I don't have enough to do these days, I need another healthy dose of Phalla.

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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hook me up with some hot 13 action. It worked in Ad Astra...

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Cheez, I picked 13, though I suppose DP may be ignoring my sign up post. :P

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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    13? That's a middle of the road prime number. It goes 5, 17, 11, 3, 23, 29, 13. Numbers above 30 are so terribly flawed that not even being prime can save them. I'm looking at you, 37.

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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Cheez, I picked 13, though I suppose DP may be ignoring my sign up post. :P

    You know, that's really funny. I mentioned Ad Astra, in which I picked 13 and you bitched at me for getting to it before you.

    I guess I missed yours because I'm drunk and I just scanned for lime. Ah well, 13 is yours then.

    I'll take a piping hot 29, sir.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I am glad you approve of 5. 5 is an excellent number even if it hasn't been that kind to me all in all.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Is this going to be based of the cartoon or the comic?

    It'll be set in the cartoon universe, though the line-up of characters is decidedly non-canon.

    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Cheez, I picked 13, though I suppose DP may be ignoring my sign up post. :P


    Your post was edited before Cheez posted, so you get the slot. But it'd be easier if you guys just said which slot you want in a separate post, so I don't have to cross-reference posts in the thread to see who gets first dibs. :P

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  • PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I !sign up
    Spot 34 sounds good.

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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    DevoutlyApathetic wrote: »
    I am glad you approve of 5. 5 is an excellent number even if it hasn't been that kind to me all in all.

    After the primes, it goes to whatever odd number you can find.

    And there's always two, taunting me. 2's even worse than the +30s.

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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    We should totally have an alliance of prime numbers.
    Not really. Fuck pre-game alliances.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'll take the 21.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    DP, your non-OP post didn't say anything about choosing slots.

    Unless I am blind.

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  • CarcharodontosaurusCarcharodontosaurus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !Sign Up!

    I'll have number 50. I've never been in a Phalla before, so this ought to be a hoot.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'll give everyone (Saburbia, telcus, zanmatto, Rainfall) who's signed up so far a few hours to choose a slot, and then I'll assign them slots randomly.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I just want to post this before PMs go out.

    Soundwave busting shit up.

    I love this.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    I just want to post this before PMs go out.

    I'm not going to be starting this game until Monday night at the earliest.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    I just want to post this before PMs go out.

    I'm not going to be starting this game until Monday night at the earliest.
    I knew they wouldn't be going out untill the end of tonight at least, I just wanted to blow my wad with that vid. It's my favorite video of all time.:lol:

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I wish whoever made that still had their website up. I remember there was some other cool 3D art he had done.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !sign up for #6

    If that's not available then go down the list until something sticks,

    -#47
    -#32
    -#11
    -#41
    -#22
    -#3
    -#39

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  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !sign up for 23

    Could this be the reunion of the SeriouslyAzn alliance?

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  • PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sign up for # 19 if available If not, any old number will do.

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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !Sign up! YES!!

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !Sign up so hard

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !Sign up as number 40 if I can.

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  • NionNion Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !sign up #25

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !Sign up as #12 please

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