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KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
edited January 2008 in Social Entropy++
Okay you stupid attention whores (and Rankenphile):

You are the cream of the crop
You have made a name for yourself on the forums
You think you are pretty tough shit, I bet.
I bet you're thinking
"Kusu, whatever you got, I can handle it. I will campaign amongst my fellow forumers for my crown, and my glory!"

Well guess what you shit-stains, no you can't, because the preliminary round is COMPLETELY RANDOM

Yeah that's fuckin' right you god damned horrors.
Random.


The way things will be decided is a version of the classic game,

THE OREGON TRAIL

Hahaha, you stupid assholes. You thought it'd be people voting for you?
What wankery.
You're gonna fucking earn this title, you pieces of meat

These are the rules:
Half of you will be eliminated.

The last two survivors of the game, go on to the finals.
The first two to get syphilis will be booed until my throat is raw.

Meissnerd has graciously stepped up to help me out with a second caravan.

In my caravan is:
Belruel:
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Yaya
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Shankill Butcher
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and Zot.
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Everyone else is with Meissnerd.

Screenshots will be up on the OP and Meissnerd's post underneath this one.
Good luck, you'll need it.


IF YOU WANT TO SKIP ALL THE RETARDED SCREENS AND WANT TO KNOW THE FINALISTS FROM MY CAR
BELRUEL AND SHANKILL ARE GONE
YAYA AND ZOT WILL CONTINUE

Kusuguttai on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Ok, Rank, Wiggin, Anjin and Dadouw are with me. I'm driving and those dudes are in the back arguing drow vs sith or something I dunno where's my advil

    Here's what happened:
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    We'll never hear the end of this

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    None of us are very surprised, are we?

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    He said they did this in Nam. I didn't know they got giardia in Nam

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    Our ballsacks now empty, we all got a bit of shut eye. Yes, even me. I'm that much of a badass driver.

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    We'll never hear the end of this, either

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    Or this. You prideful fucks

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    No comment

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    I had to confiscate Dadouws pins n' needles

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    And I guess he was mad at us for it

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    Dadouw finally spoke up, but damn man, that's not really a Hitler "joke"

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    So Rank finally had had enough I guess, and said: "I'd rather dance around with a bunch of pussies than listen to these ones. You guys, Dadouw. I'm calling you all pussies. God shut up". Wiggin took his spot.

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    He now goes by the name "The Mountain Spirit"

    And then everyone had sex with me, especially Wiggin and Dadouw, who were the finalists

    Meissnerd on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    FIND WILD FRUIT

    KUSU DO YOU KNOW THE SECRET OF THE VIDEOGAME CHAMPS

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    dibs on gryffindor

    potatoe on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dibs on it not being lupus.

    Charles Kinbote on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    dammit otto, you have lupus

    potatoe on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    this is fantastic idea and kusu is a gentleman and a scholar for it

    Faricazy on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    remember to pack lots of laudanum

    God help you if your forget the laudanum

    Centipede Damascus on
  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    BRING 50 TONS OF AMMO

    Synthetic Orange on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    HUNT FOR FOOD

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    300 yards wide? FORD IT.

    Synthetic Orange on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    this is fantastic idea and kusu is a gentleman and a scholar for it

    I know right

    Kusuguttai on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    remember to save your progress regularly

    potatoe on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Who the fuck is Yaya?

    Mully should be in.

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    #pipe on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    USE THE FUCKING BOOST

    TO CHASE

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    is Hiram the Blacksmith coming?

    Charles Kinbote on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    hearts, hash

    mully on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    AS A SPY

    USE THE CLOAK TO GET BEHIND ENEMY LINES

    AND THE DISGUISE TO WALK AMONGST THEM

    #pipe on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    do a barrel roll!

    potatoe on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    LS TO STEADY YOUR AIM

    Charles Kinbote on
  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    tilt your boner up to activate star power

    Ubik on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    SHOE GOT A SNAKE BITE

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    mully wrote: »
    hearts, hash

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    #pipe on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    oh fuckkkk

    Faricazy on
  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    WHO WILL DIE OF DYSENTERY!?

    Ubik on
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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    everyone

    redhead on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    hash change your title/location to

    THATS MY PURSE

    I DONT KNOW YOU!

    Faricazy on
  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Aw I was hoping we'd get to vote.

    Ah well, I guess Bel isn't necessarily gonna win.

    Quethal on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    hash change your title/location to

    THATS MY PURSE

    I DONT KNOW YOU!

    O_o

    #pipe on
  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Quethal wrote: »
    Aw I was hoping we'd get to vote.

    Ah well, I guess Bel isn't necessarily gonna win.
    this is so much better

    redhead on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    what the hell no one's died or anything yet
    belruel got giardia or something

    Kusuguttai on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    hash change your title/location to

    THATS MY PURSE

    I DONT KNOW YOU!

    O_o
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp1JPPFVWIw

    Faricazy on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I would've voted for Zot.

    Because he is pie.

    ChicoBlue on
  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Remember to kill all the Buffalos

    Ubik on
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    OH SHIT
    FIRST MAN IS DOWN
    FIRST MAN IS DOWN
    SCREENSHOTS COMING SOON

    Kusuguttai on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    what the hell no one's died or anything yet
    belruel got giardia or something
    sounds like a vaginal disease

    cthulhu all coming out of her vagoo

    Faricazy on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    OH AND THE FINALISTS ARE DECIDED FROM MY CAR
    WHAT AN UPSET
    WHAT
    AN
    UPSET

    Kusuguttai on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    oh shit

    Charles Kinbote on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Kick ass I got it

    Ok I'm reserving this for the other dudes with me

    oh man son i better be killing mad buffalo yo

    Calamity Jane on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    kusu what the fuck is wrong with you

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    kusu make with the screens

    Faricazy on
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