Okay you stupid attention whores (and Rankenphile):
You are the cream of the crop
You have made a name for yourself on the forums
You think you are pretty tough shit, I bet.
I bet you're thinking
"Kusu, whatever you got, I can handle it. I will campaign amongst my fellow forumers for my crown, and my glory!"
Well guess what you shit-stains, no you can't, because the preliminary round is COMPLETELY RANDOM
Yeah that's fuckin' right you god damned horrors.
Random.
The way things will be decided is a version of the classic game,
THE OREGON TRAIL
Hahaha, you stupid assholes. You thought it'd be people
voting for you?
What wankery.
You're gonna fucking earn this title, you pieces of
meat
These are the rules:
Half of you will be eliminated.
The last two survivors of the game, go on to the finals.
The first two to get syphilis will be booed until my throat is raw.
Meissnerd has graciously stepped up to help me out with a second caravan.
In my caravan is:
Belruel:
Yaya
Shankill Butcher
and Zot.
Everyone else is with Meissnerd.
Screenshots will be up on the OP and Meissnerd's post underneath this one.
Good luck, you'll need it.
IF YOU WANT TO SKIP ALL THE RETARDED SCREENS AND WANT TO KNOW THE FINALISTS FROM MY CAR
BELRUEL AND SHANKILL ARE GONE
YAYA AND ZOT WILL CONTINUE
Posts
Here's what happened:
We'll never hear the end of this
None of us are very surprised, are we?
He said they did this in Nam. I didn't know they got giardia in Nam
Our ballsacks now empty, we all got a bit of shut eye. Yes, even me. I'm that much of a badass driver.
We'll never hear the end of this, either
Or this. You prideful fucks
No comment
I had to confiscate Dadouws pins n' needles
And I guess he was mad at us for it
Dadouw finally spoke up, but damn man, that's not really a Hitler "joke"
So Rank finally had had enough I guess, and said: "I'd rather dance around with a bunch of pussies than listen to these ones. You guys, Dadouw. I'm calling you all pussies. God shut up". Wiggin took his spot.
He now goes by the name "The Mountain Spirit"
And then everyone had sex with me, especially Wiggin and Dadouw, who were the finalists
KUSU DO YOU KNOW THE SECRET OF THE VIDEOGAME CHAMPS
God help you if your forget the laudanum
I know right
Mully should be in.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
TO CHASE
USE THE CLOAK TO GET BEHIND ENEMY LINES
AND THE DISGUISE TO WALK AMONGST THEM
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
THATS MY PURSE
I DONT KNOW YOU!
Ah well, I guess Bel isn't necessarily gonna win.
O_o
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
belruel got giardia or something
Because he is pie.
FIRST MAN IS DOWN
FIRST MAN IS DOWN
SCREENSHOTS COMING SOON
cthulhu all coming out of her vagoo
WHAT AN UPSET
WHAT
AN
UPSET
oh man son i better be killing mad buffalo yo