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Superhero Fucking

BedigumxBedigumx Registered User regular
edited January 2008 in Social Entropy++
So the topic of superhero sex came up when trying to piss Jordyn off and it inspired me to create a topic of what would happen if superheros made sweet sweet loving.

What would happen if The Flash hit the speed force while fucking? Would She-Hulk crush a dong by squeezing her legs together? Is The Thing's penis the only penis that can withstand it?

These are the things inquiring minds want to know.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    mmmmmmmm

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    You should make this topic in GV

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    In spite of this being a subject I'm incredibly interested in I have reservations about





    everything

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Superman ejaculates with the force of a shotgun blast.

    Seriously on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I would fuck knives chau

    she's kind of a super-hero, right

    Skull Man on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Batman could fuck anyone and give them the best orgasm they have ever and will ever experience.

    If he had time to prepare.

    ChicoBlue on
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    could i see my wang in perfect view while fucking the invisible woman

    sweeet

    i could document it
    national geographic

    the penis in its natural environment

    oh-oh
    it's evolving
    that's Darwinism at work people!
    it's grown to accommodate its niche

    Seph on
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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    how kinky are joker and harley quinn

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    motherfucker I've got a list don't even fucking try it

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    This one girl I know, Kate...she had a real thing for Ringray

    And when she finally hooked up with him, well, this is funny...

    She performed an act on him...

    An oral act...

    And she finished him up, but...um

    Let's say she didn't let any go to waste.


    Well, afterwards... she was actually able to fly for, like, six hours. Not high in the air or anything, but still...six hours.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    Thingboner

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    So kinky they probably don't even have sex.

    Seriously on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Skull Man wrote: »
    I would fuck knives chau

    she's kind of a super-hero, right

    you shoulda run down your mother's leg

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Fucking Mr. Fantastic must be so awesome.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    moer liek The Martian Manhammer

    Seph on
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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Seph wrote: »
    could i see my wang in perfect view while fucking the invisible woman

    sweeet

    i could document it
    national geographic

    the penis in its natural environment

    oh-oh
    it's evolving
    that's Darwinism at work people!
    it's grown to accommodate its niche

    Oh man...





    Oh man.....

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Power cock ring

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    do it anjin

    lay it out for them

    supermanning of hos is just the tip of the iceberg

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    This one girl I know, Kate...she had a real thing for Ringray

    And when she finally hooked up with him, well, this is funny...

    She performed an act on him...

    An oral act...

    And she finished him up, but...um

    Let's say she didn't let any go to waste.


    Well, afterwards... she was actually able to fly for, like, six hours. Not high in the air or anything, but still...six hours.

    B-
    Bendis?

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Seph wrote: »
    could i see my wang in perfect view while fucking the invisible woman

    sweeet

    i could document it
    national geographic

    the penis in its natural environment

    oh-oh
    it's evolving
    that's Darwinism at work people!
    it's grown to accommodate its niche
    sauber_1.jpg

    Tossrock on
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    I would fuck knives chau

    she's kind of a super-hero, right

    you shoulda run down your mother's leg

    how about kim pine

    I want to connect the dots of her freckles with my jism

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    it was all the ellipses that gave it away, wasn't it

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    How did I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to Man-of-Steel coital debates with you in the food court?

    Cookie stand's not a part of the food court.

    #pipe on
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  • VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    does wolverine's sperm never die and just wander the earth searching for an unsuspecting vagina?

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Yes

    and also the fact that Powers is one of my most favorite comics

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    How did I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to Man-of-Steel coital debates with you in the food court?

    Cookie stand's not a part of the food court.

    Man, thanks. I was about to lose faith in the Internet if that movie didn't come up in this thread.

    YaYa on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Vorus wrote: »
    does wolverine's sperm never die and just wander the earth searching for an unsuspecting vagina?

    it is sentient

    when infects a womb the offspring is born with a mohawk and guns

    leaving the vagina

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Yes

    and also the fact that Powers is one of my most favorite comics

    yay

    I read so much of it at Jordyn and Fram's

    I need to buy the rest of the trades so hard

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    So does being a woman with superpowers somehow make their boobs spherical or do they all just get implants so they can be taken more seriously?

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    jubilee would give me a satisfied finish feeling

    Seph on
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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    They don't call him Mr. Fantastic for nothing.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Also, in before Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
    In during Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
    In after Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    If I gave out awards, this thread would get one. The only question is which one it would get.

    I'd imagine ladies are all over Hawkeye. He's got perfect aim, if you catch my drift.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    let me repeat that

    think about that phrase for a minute

    Thingboner

    big, orange, rough and abrasive, hard as granite

    inside of you

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Seph wrote: »
    jubilee would give me a satisfied finish feeling

    At least you'd know when she was cumming.
    YaYa wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    How did I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to Man-of-Steel coital debates with you in the food court?

    Cookie stand's not a part of the food court.

    Man, thanks. I was about to lose faith in the Internet if that movie didn't come up in this thread.

    That is my single favourite kevin smith line of dialog.

    #pipe on
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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i wonder if the scarlet witch is a sexual nickname

    she forces men to

    when she's on her

    Seph on
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  • VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Thingboner ROCKS

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    If I gave out awards, this thread would get one. The only question is which one it would get.

    I'd imagine ladies are all over Hawkeye. He's got perfect aim, if you catch my drift.

    no, I don't

    please elaborate

    or, if you mean cumshots

    please don't

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    let me repeat that

    think about that phrase for a minute

    Thingboner

    big, orange, rough and abrasive, hard as granite

    inside of you

    Yeah but what about a gamma-enhanced vagina

    Abracadaniel on
  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I once told a girl I would Hulk fuck her.
    Did not go over too well.

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