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Transformers PHALLA: Game Over [Decepticon Victory]

TybaltTybalt Registered User
edited January 2008 in Critical Failures
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THE FINAL BATTLE!


PART I:

ILLUSIONS, ILLUSIONS EVERYWHERE!





“I must say, Dr. Arkeville, this new location for our operations is most impressive,” said Starscream, looking around at all the scientific equipment in the gigantic complex. “However did you manage to assemble such a collection of equipment in so short a time?”

“All the hard work, eheheheh, had already been done for me!” Dr. Arkeville grinned. “Until a scant few days ago, this was a major base of operations for one of COBRA’s scientific research division. G.I. Joe raided the place, but a quick hack of their servers ensured that the clean-up crew is delayed… indefinitely!” The mad doctor cackled, obviously pleased with himself.

Starscream smirked. “How ingenious of you, Doctor.”

“Ingenious… for a human,” sneered Megatron. “Have you been working on the device that we designed? You shouldn’t be patting yourself on the back until after it is completed.”

“Oh, not to worry, great Megatron,” said Arkeville. “I’ve almost completed the final adjustments,” he gestured over to the Constructions. “With their help, it should be a matter of minutes before it’s fully operational.”

Megatron gestured to the Constructions “Get the machine finished! Once we’ve got it working, our victory over the Autobots will be ensur--“ The Decepticon leader’s sentence is cut short by the crash of debris as part of the complex roof collapses! The unfortunate Bombshell is instantly crushed under the massive amount of concrete and steel.

Like a torrent of rain, the Autobot forces pour into the complex from the hole in the roof! And leading the charge is none other than Optimus Prime!

“Megatron!” Prime declares. “Your reign of terror ends here, once and for all!” The Autobot Commander fires a mighty salvo from his gun, blowing Dragstrip into scrap metal.

“I doubt it, Prime!” Megatron says, laughing as two Autobots, Cosmos and Brawn, run at him, weapons blazing. Their fire just bounces off the Decepticon’s heavy plating, and with a single blast from his arm cannon, Megatron vaporizes Cosmos!

“You slagging piece of scrap!” Brawn shouts, charging Megatron in a blind fury. “I’ll tear you apart with my bare hands!”

“That’s my line,” retorts Megatron, picking up Brawn and ripping him limb from limb. He tosses the pieces over his head and shouts out an order to his troops. “Combaticons! Combine into Bruticus and crush these puny Autobots!”

“Two can play at that game, Megatron!” shouts Silverbolt, combining with the rest of the Arialbots to form Superion. The two gestalt titans begin to clash, shaking the entire building with their blows.

The rest of the combatants find themselves struggling to stay on their feet as the force of the combiner’s battle hits them. “They’re going to bring this whole place down if they keep it up!” shouts Prowl, firing at Breakdown and scoring a fatal blow to his central processors.

“Superion, take the fight outside!” orders Prime.

“He’s… too powerful… I can’t get him off-balance!” Superion grimaces as he tries to counter the other gestalt’s superior strength.

“Then let me help!” Grimlock leaps at Bruticus, carving a huge gash in his right leg. Bruticus wavers, off-balance, and Superion lashes out, knocking it clean off! The limb smashes into a wall, crushing Wildrider and Swoop, who were too busy fighting to see the limb hurtling towards them.

”Let’s dance where there’s more room!” Superion grins, grabbing hold of Bruticus and blasting off through the gaping hole in the roof. The sound of the two combiners fighting fades as they fly far away.

“Damn it!” Megatron grimaces, seeing that the battle has begin to turn against him. “Is the device ready?!”

“It’s finished!” shouts Scrapper, pulling out his weapon and blasting a huge hole in Hardhead. “The doctor can activate it at any time!”

“Then do it!”

Dr. Arkeville’s fingers dance furiously over the keyboard of the device. “It’ll be active in just a few seconds!”

”I don’t think so, pal!” Bumblebee says, aiming his blaster.

“Bumblebee, wait!” shouts Optimus Prime. “We don’t know what will happen if you destroy the machine!”

But those words are spoken too late, as the small yellow Autobot has already fired his blaster! The device hums ominously before the weapon fire hits it, causing it to explode!



A flash of white light fills the optics of all the Transformers present, and the sound of static overloads their audio receptors, knocking everyone present off-line…




…




…




…





Optimus Prime slowly sat up. “Urgh… what happened?” He raised his hand to his head, his processors still aching from the sensory overload.

“It appears…” said a familiar voice. “That the doctor’s device worked.”

Prime reached for his gun. “Megatron!”

Megatron raised his hands, looking frightened. “Wait! I’m not Megatron! Honest!”

Prime narrowed his optics. “What are you talking about?”

Megatron lowered his hands. “Obviously, you aren’t the real Megatron either.”

”What are you talking about?” repeated Prime, confused.

“Look around you, ‘bot,” said the Megatron look-alike, gesturing.

Prime looked at the rest of the Transformers there, and was shocked to discover that… each and every one of them looked just like Megatron!

“What… is this?”

The Megatron look-alike shrugged. “Near as I can figure, the device Dr. Arkeville was working on would have fooled the Autobots into thinking that their team mates were all Megatron!”

Prime looked down at his own hands and, to his surprise and chagrin, he looked like Megatron even to himself! His voice still sounded normal, but he guessed that to everyone else… it sounded like the distinct gravelly tone of the Decepticon leader.

”Well, we have to reverse this at once, so we can stop the real Megatron and his Decepticons!”

Another Megatron look-alike walked over and shook his head. “I’m afraid it won’t be that easy, whoever you are. Dr. Arkeville… I’m afraid he didn’t survive the explosion.”

”Well, we can’t just start shooting each other. I think… we’re going to have to go about this with words, not weapons.”


…


A short time later, all the Transformers had been revived, and had been informed about the situation.

“We’re going to assign everyone pseudonyms to use until we can figure out who is really who.” said the newly-christened B:L.

“And how do you propose we figure out who is on which side?” Blankspace asked.

“Well, since we can’t just shoot each other willy-nilly...” Frosteey grimaced. “I guess it’s going to have to be up to a popular vote.”

“What?! That’s ridiculous!” shouted Squashua.

“Do you have a better idea?” said visiblehowl.

“Not… really…”

“Then voting it is.”


DEAD
Bombshell
Dragstrip
Cosmos
Brawn
Breakdown
Wildrider
Swoop
Hardhead
Dr. Arkeville

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  • TybaltTybalt Registered User
    edited January 2008
    Rules

    General Info
    This is a double-blind Phalla, meaning that neither the good guys or bad guys know who is on their team. The teams are evenly split, with twenty-five Autobots and twenty-five Decepticons.

    Each person has been randomly assigned a specific Transformer, but there is nothing in the rules preventing people from pretending to be a Transformer that they are not. This is, in fact, a crucial facet of the double-blind system that should make for the most interesting game possible.

    Obviously, there will be no PM sharing in this game, via PM or public posts.

    If you establish an off-site message board for this game, let me know and give me an account.

    The rules will be clarified upon and updated on request. Please label all requests like so.

    Voting
    Voting is just like any other game. Just say “I !vote DarkPrimus if you want to vote for that person to be executed that night.

    There will be no system of retractions. Only your most recent vote will be counted, but please keep your voting to a reasonable level.

    Votes are due at 10 PM CST, regardless of whether or not someone announces voting is closed.

    Obbi will be assisting me in counting the votes for this game.

    Specials
    There are many specials in this game, on both sides. The exact number of specials and what they can do is classified

    Special actions are due to be PMed to Tybalt by 10 PM CST.


    New Mechanic: All Out Attack

    Every player will now have a 20% chance to kill a target of their choice every night. This is in addition to any special abilities they may already have. Post your target for attacking like this: !attack DarkPrimus


    Player List
    1. Toxic Toys
    2. KrataLightblade Optimus Prime
    3. Blankspace Ramjet
    4. jdarksun
    5. DevoutlyApathetic Optimus Prime
    6. Seriously
    7. visiblehowl Dead End
    8. Shamus Grimlock
    9. Romantic Undead Bluestreak
    10. Ardor Mirage
    11. The_Lightbringer Prowl
    12. Qorzm Cliffjumper
    13. TehSpectre
    14. Abysmal Lynx
    15. Typhus733 Bumblebee
    16. Hylianbunny
    17. Frosteey Jazz
    18. Rainfall
    19. PsychoCucumber Hook

    20. thorpe Bonecrusher
    21. cj iwakura
    22. Zepplin Hot Rod
    23. iamtheaznman Long Haul
    24. Strato
    25. Nion Scavenger
    26. lonelyahava Hound
    27. Infidel Megatron
    28. Saburbia
    29. cheez Wheeljack
    30. DasUberEdward
    31. Jester313
    32. telcus
    33. Mr. Embarkation
    34. PsychoLarry1
    35. Whod Sideswipe
    36. Egos
    37. Stew_Stick
    38. B:L Soundwave
    39. Squashua Thrust
    40. Gumpy
    41. Grundlterror
    42. zanmatto Red Alert
    43. El Skid
    44. Soup
    45. Maximus Frenzy
    46. Inglorious Coyote
    47. delroland Shockwave
    48. Burnage Ratchet
    49. Oatway Dirge
    50. Carcharodontosaurus Sunstreaker

    Possible Alts:
    1. DasUberEdward replaces PRËTËNTIÖüS
    2. lonelyahava replaces werehippy
    3. Ardor replaces Rend

    4. Lightor216
    5. mightyspacepope
    6. Corp.Shephard

    Nightly Narrations
    Night 0
    Night 1
    Night 2
    Night 3
    Night 4
    Night 5
    Night 6
    Night 7
    Night 8
    Final Night

    Tybalt on
  • TybaltTybalt Registered User
    edited January 2008
    PMs are going out now. It will be a while before everyone gets theirs, so feel free to start posting immediately.

    Tybalt on
  • Abysmal LynxAbysmal Lynx Registered User
    edited January 2008
    So, who here is the real Megatron? Don't worry, you can trust me not to tell anyone.

    Abysmal Lynx on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    YO JOE!

    B:L on
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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    the hell, aren't you supposed to continue the game in the signup thread?

    Obbi on
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    B:L wrote: »
    YO JOE!
    A real American hero!

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited January 2008
    So, who here is the real Megatron? Don't worry, you can trust me not to tell anyone.

    It certainly is not me. And I would be offended at the implication if the circumstances were different.

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • Inglorious CoyoteInglorious Coyote Registered User
    edited January 2008
    So, who here is the real Megatron? Don't worry, you can trust me not to tell anyone.
    Maybe would should ask the real Megatron to raise his hand?

    .
    .
    .

    What? It's an idea.

    Inglorious Coyote on
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    So, who here is the real Megatron? Don't worry, you can trust me not to tell anyone.

    That goes double for me.

    Egos on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dark Primus, there is a new rule in CF that says you have to use the sign up thread as the game thread.

    BANNED.

    TehSpectre on
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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Dark Primus, there is a new rule in CF that says you have to use the sign up thread as the game thread.

    BANNED.

    You get banned for that? You can't just close the thread and do it right?

    Egos on
  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    C'mon guys, I'm Grimlock.


    Really.

    Blankspace on
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  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Epic Reveal!

    I'm..
    shia.jpg

    Shamus on
  • TybaltTybalt Registered User
    edited January 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Dark Primus, there is a new rule in CF that says you have to use the sign up thread as the game thread.

    BANNED.

    Uhm... whoops?

    I promise not to do it again? :oops:

    Tybalt on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Man, after reading the narration and rules, I'm even angrier that Squashua used up the Punch-Counterpunch reveal. :x

    B:L on
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  • Inglorious CoyoteInglorious Coyote Registered User
    edited January 2008
    Blankspace wrote: »
    C'mon guys, I'm Grimlock.


    Really.
    Am not, You no talk like Grimlock.

    Inglorious Coyote on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Egos wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Dark Primus, there is a new rule in CF that says you have to use the sign up thread as the game thread.

    BANNED.

    You get banned for that? You can't just close the thread and do it right?
    Nope, it is too late. Game's over, DP is banned for life! :P

    TehSpectre on
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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Blankspace wrote: »
    C'mon guys, I'm Grimlock.


    Really.
    Am not, You no talk like Grimlock.
    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

    Blankspace on
    SIG.gif
  • Inglorious CoyoteInglorious Coyote Registered User
    edited January 2008
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    C'mon guys, I'm Grimlock.


    Really.
    Am not, You no talk like Grimlock.
    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
    It's Megatron!

    Inglorious Coyote on
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited January 2008
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    C'mon guys, I'm Grimlock.


    Really.
    Am not, You no talk like Grimlock.
    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

    Dude, wrong genre, that's Black MAge, not even close.

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Shamus wrote: »
    Epic Reveal!

    I'm..
    shia.jpg

    EPIC B:L REVEAL:

    I'm
    meganfoxtransformerstr5.jpg

    Quick, let's fulfill our win conditions by making out on Bumblebee's hood while the other Transformers watch!

    B:L on
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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    C'mon guys, I'm Grimlock.


    Really.
    Am not, You no talk like Grimlock.
    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
    It's Megatron!
    You'll never take me alive!

    Blankspace on
    SIG.gif
  • thorpethorpe Registered User
    edited January 2008
    I am so puuuuumped!

    thorpe on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    B:L wrote: »
    Shamus wrote: »
    Epic Reveal!

    I'm..
    shia.jpg

    EPIC B:L REVEAL:

    I'm
    meganfoxtransformerstr5.jpg

    Quick, let's fulfill our win conditions by making out on Bumblebee's hood while the other Transformers watch!

    531940sn0.jpg
    JUST KIDDING!!

    4102210zx4.jpg
    !Ooh Whatcha Saay Shamus

    B:L on
    10mvrci.png click for Anime chat
  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    B:L wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    Shamus wrote: »
    Epic Reveal!

    I'm..
    shia.jpg

    EPIC B:L REVEAL:

    I'm
    meganfoxtransformerstr5.jpg

    Quick, let's fulfill our win conditions by making out on Bumblebee's hood while the other Transformers watch!

    531940sn0.jpg
    JUST KIDDING!!

    4102210zx4.jpg
    !Ooh Whatcha Saay Shamus

    charles-huh.gif
    Mmmm whacha say,
    Mmmm that you only meant well?
    well of course you did B:L

    Shamus on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Robots in disguise...!

    Sup, all?

    Rend on
  • SoupSoup Registered User
    edited January 2008
    HELLO

    I AM A ROBOT

    POSSIBLY IN DISGUISE

    Soup on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    So, this is the game thread? Yes? No? I have no clue what's going on.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    So, this is the game thread? Yes? No? I have no clue what's going on.
    This is the game thread. You are the game. It's open season.

    PsychoLarry1 on
  • Abysmal LynxAbysmal Lynx Registered User
    edited January 2008
    I'm positive this is the game thread.

    Abysmal Lynx on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited January 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    So, this is the game thread? Yes? No? I have no clue what's going on.
    This is the game thread. You are the game. It's open season.

    It's robot season.

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • telcustelcus Registered User
    edited January 2008
    Hi Megatrons!

    telcus on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Abysmal LynxAbysmal Lynx Registered User
    edited January 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    So, this is the game thread? Yes? No? I have no clue what's going on.
    This is the game thread. You are the game. It's open season.

    It's robot season.

    That sure makes me glad I bought those armor piercing bullets for my hunting rifle.

    Boy, wouldn't my face have been red.

    Abysmal Lynx on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Inglorious CoyoteInglorious Coyote Registered User
    edited January 2008
    So, are first votes due tonight by 10pm CST, or tomorrow night by 10pm CST?

    Inglorious Coyote on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    telcus wrote: »
    Hi Megatrons!

    Hi!

    uh, i mean... /not megatron >.>

    Rend on
  • TybaltTybalt Registered User
    edited January 2008
    So, are first votes due tonight by 10pm CST, or tomorrow night by 10pm CST?

    The first votes are due Monday by 10 pm CST.


    Everyone should have all their PMs by now. Have fun!

    Tybalt on
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited January 2008
    !Vote Toxic_Toys because he is in the number 1 slot.

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • telcustelcus Registered User
    edited January 2008
    You are.....Chip Chase

    Your legs dun work!

    Well fuck!

    telcus on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • StratoStrato Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Tybalt wrote: »
    So, are first votes due tonight by 10pm CST, or tomorrow night by 10pm CST?

    The first votes are due Monday by 10 pm CST.


    Everyone should have all their PMs by now. Have fun!

    You realize today is Monday, right?

    Strato on
  • Abysmal LynxAbysmal Lynx Registered User
    edited January 2008
    I !vote Telcus for being a gimp.

    That should get that out of the way.

    Abysmal Lynx on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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