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Transformers PHALLA: Game Over [Decepticon Victory]

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Third faction:
    You are... Grimlock!

    You not nice dino. Go smash things.

    cj iwakura on
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    telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    No one likes the dinobots though.

    telcus on
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    The_LightbringerThe_Lightbringer Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Its because of their small brains

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    TybaltTybalt Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Clarification: The "Function" listed in your role PM is simply favor text from the character's tech spec. If you're a special, you'll have your special ability listed in it's own section of the PM.

    Any specials who have PMed me instructions please re-send them. I don't think I deleted any of your instructions accidentally, but I'd like to make sure.

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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    You guys are so gay. Why am I being killed for winning? I should be rewarded!

    Thanks to you douchebags, I'm pretty much guaranteed dead unless someone does an epic reveal.. more epic than this one!

    That's right motherfuckers, EPIC REVEAL

    I am Vortex, The DECEPTICON!!!

    My primary function is interrogation, and my secondary is being a badass. When I combine the two functions, I get one kill a night.

    And since you faggots need someone to die, we might as well start to network so we can have a Decepticon victory. PM me if you are a Decepticon. I assumed someone else would take this tactic as soon as they got a bandwagon on them, so hopefully I do this right. This method is much better than someone outing themselves for no particular reason, and if we do this correctly, we won't need to out anyone else because the network will have the seers coordinating with eachother.

    If you guys have any questions, PM me. If you're an Autobot, you're a faggot.

    Transform and fuck off.

    edit: I know it sounds obvious, but don't be an idiot and out yourself by trying to save me with the vote.

    Qorzm on
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    The_LightbringerThe_Lightbringer Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !Retract PsychoLarry1
    !Vote Qorzm

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    telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Deceptigoof

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    delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Um.

    !Qorzm

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    CarcharodontosaurusCarcharodontosaurus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !Stratos, for being an unkind slagging scraphead.

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    PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Uh, you DO realize we have an outed bad guy, right? Or a really stupid good guy, but either way.

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    CarcharodontosaurusCarcharodontosaurus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Listen, Megatron, or whoever you are, I've got my honour to uphold. Let strategy wait until some other fool makes themselves known.

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Well, I wonder who I should be voting for...

    !Qorzm

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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Uh, you DO realize we have an outed bad guy, right? Or a really stupid good guy, but either way.
    This is exactly what I was campaigning against earlier on in the sign-up thread for this game. There is no good and bad. There are two different teams, A and B for arguments sake, trying to achieve different goals.

    If a no one is outed tomorrow and some Autobot outs himself, realistically everyone should vote for him.

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    PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Listen, Megatron, or whoever you are, I've got my honour to uphold. Let strategy wait until some other fool makes themselves known.

    Riiiiiiiight.

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    CarcharodontosaurusCarcharodontosaurus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Listen, Megatron, or whoever you are, I've got my honour to uphold. Let strategy wait until some other fool makes themselves known.

    Riiiiiiiight.

    :3

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    ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Blankspace wrote: »
    C'mon guys, I'm Grimlock.


    Really.

    Nope..
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Third faction:
    You are... Grimlock!

    You not nice dino. Go smash things.

    Nada..

    Fuck you Qorzm, you Decepticon scum. You want epic? I WILL GIVE YOU EPIC

    ME GRIMLOCK AND ME AUTOBOT

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    My function? COMMANDER OF THE DINOBOTS

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    I possess the power to crush, maim, and destroy anything or anyone I see fit on every odd night. I'm not going to sit around with my thumb up my ass while Qorzm/Vortex forms a network. I don't even care if I die tonight. All I know is I have the most bad ass role in this fucking game.

    Seer me, Guard me, Kill me, do what you will.

    I don't care.

    ME GRIMLOCK!

    Edit: Fixin' ma' pictures.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Carcharo's argument aside. It would be understandable that some may not jump on the Qorzm bandwagon. As the rules state there are 25 decepticons and 25 autobots- with an unknown amount of specials. Especially with the double-blind; aligning yourself with a certain faction may make you a target for specials.

    edit: Though with two outed...it may just be all out war with infiltrators on both sides.

    Egos on
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    telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Wow.......that's.....that's a reveal.

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    CarcharodontosaurusCarcharodontosaurus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I know. The Tripod broken image icon is fantastic. :P
    I'm gonna look really stupid if the broken link is at my end...

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    ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I know. The Tripod broken image icon is fantastic. :P
    I'm gonna look really stupid if the broken link is at my end...

    Nah, it was on my end too. Think I fixed it. It was fantastic tho'.

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    PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    That WAS suitably epic. Qorzm didn't even have a picture.

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !Retract Rend!Vote Quorzm.

    Dude, I don't even care if you're a fellow Decepticon or not. Somehow that 'epic reveal' post of yours managed to hit all of the 'turn Rainfall into a raging angry woman' buttons onto my steel decepticon frame. Something about it just makes me very very angry. So. Vote to you, monsieur Vortex.

    (EPIC REVEAL: I'm Thundercracker, and I have no special abilities whatsoever)

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    telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Zrrglblurgleflurglwhut?

    Did I just read that right?

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    PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Jesus christ, we're averaging a reveal an hour.

    So, umm, who's next?

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sigh.

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    Current votecount as of Thundercracker the Thursday Vigilante*'s post

    Qorzm
    - [strike]8[/strike] 9 - The_Lightbringer, Rainfall, PsychoCucumber, Thorpe, Mr. E, B:L, Squashua, delroland, Burnage, That Motherfucker Below This Post
    Telcus - 2 - Toxic Toys, Abysmal Lynx
    Abysmal Lynx - 2 - werehippy, telcus
    Zanmatto - 2 - Typhus773, Egos
    Toxic Toys - 1 - KrataLightBlade
    Blankspace - 1 - Inglorious Coyote
    The_Lightbringer - 1 - Qorzm
    Carcharodontosaurus - 1 - Strato
    thorpe - 1 - Whod
    DevoutlyApathetic - 1 - Grundleterror
    Typhus773 - 1 - zanmatto
    cheez - 1 - Soup
    Stratos - 1 - Carcharodontosaurus
    Jester313 - 1 - Zepplin


    23 players have not voted.

    *
    Thundercracker may or may not be the coveted Thursday vigilante.

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    Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Obbi, you're missing a few people, I think.
    for instance, who started the Qorzm bandwagon?

    Romantic Undead on
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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    Huh, for some reason I had it marked down that it was last up to date on your vote, but I guess I didn't actually put down your vote.

    System error, happens all the time.

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    Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Credit where credit is duuuuuuue!!!

    Hargle blargle!!!

    Romantic Undead on
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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    I honestly don't know how Mr. B does this so accurately with Spreadsheets. I'm better off usin' pen and paper again.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sigh.

    Why so serious, Pretense?

    Seriously on
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    ZepplinZepplin Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !vote Qorzm

    i think this vote may change as Qorzm may be protected tonight from a guardian making the vote count for little.

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    Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Last I checked, a guardian doesn't protect you from the vote.

    That doesn't mean there isn't some type of vote manipulator though.

    Romantic Undead on
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    But vote fuckers aren't usually that common. On the other hand, with two evenly-split teams there isn't a village proper in this game either, so

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    Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Well, I figure, all things being equal, that if there's a vote manipulator on one side, there should be one on the other.

    But this is all speculation until we get results tonight, or someone wants to come forth and reveal a mechanic.

    Romantic Undead on
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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    jdarksun wrote: »
    This is where somebody asks to be PMed your roles, right?

    I figure if we are to trust the reveals people would pm the respective person to form some semblance of a network for their side.

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    CarcharodontosaurusCarcharodontosaurus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Tonight is going to be full of surprises. I feel it in my metallic exoskeleton...

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    Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Also, I'd just like to say, re: the reveals.

    Qorzm's move was smart. He was eating a bandwagon and thus sought to at least do his team some good by making that reveal before dying. But I don't think Shamus, thought his through.

    yes, Grimlock is awesome but:

    1) He's a popular transformer and would be easy to fake-reveal, which gives more people less reason to trust you.
    2) You outed yourself as a special.

    Let the revealing be done by the vanilla, no-power Transformers.

    How do I know there are vanilla, no power transformers?

    Because I am Bluestreak, an Autobot.
    I know I might seem like I talk too much some times, but I serve Optimus loyally, though I have no true powers to bring to the fore besides my general expertise as a gunner.

    If there are any Autobots out there who don't trust Shamus' reveal for being too dramatic (as I don't) then feel free to contact me instead (or as well).

    If I'm targeted by the Decepticons, at least the Autobots don't lose someone with any significant power.

    P.S. Remember everyone, this is a team vs team game. There is no small mafia, each team is on equal footing. Now, there might be a few wrenches thrown at us, but at this point, I don't really see the point in being all secretive unless you're trying to infiltrate the other side.

    Romantic Undead on
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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Should I do one too, since we're all being gay with reveals.

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    The problem with vanilla reveals is that it's pretty hard to prove who you are, minus being seered. At least Grimlock has his alternate night kills.

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