They pretty much moved my room around for me and we cracked gay jokes. This is probably old but I just learned this one (Spoilered for lewdness)
"So I was fuckin' this guy and I was balls deep in him and just pounding away when I decide to give him a reach around to be nice. I felt his dick and it was rock hard and I was like fuck this dude I'm not having sex with a gay dude."
Also apparently if you say 'good game' after slapping someone on the ass it makes it not sexual. So I theorized you could do the same for a blow job. Good game!
I heard it put a different way:
So last night I'm fucking this guy in the ass, right? And after I jizz in his cumhole, he wants to sit on the couch and cuddle. Ugh, what a fucking faggot.
They pretty much moved my room around for me and we cracked gay jokes. This is probably old but I just learned this one (Spoilered for lewdness)
"So I was fuckin' this guy and I was balls deep in him and just pounding away when I decide to give him a reach around to be nice. I felt his dick and it was rock hard and I was like fuck this dude I'm not having sex with a gay dude."
Also apparently if you say 'good game' after slapping someone on the ass it makes it not sexual. So I theorized you could do the same for a blow job. Good game!
I heard it put a different way:
So last night I'm fucking this guy in the ass, right? And after I jizz in his cumhole, he wants to sit on the couch and cuddle. Ugh, what a fucking faggot.
They pretty much moved my room around for me and we cracked gay jokes. This is probably old but I just learned this one (Spoilered for lewdness)
"So I was fuckin' this guy and I was balls deep in him and just pounding away when I decide to give him a reach around to be nice. I felt his dick and it was rock hard and I was like fuck this dude I'm not having sex with a gay dude."
Also apparently if you say 'good game' after slapping someone on the ass it makes it not sexual. So I theorized you could do the same for a blow job. Good game!
I heard it put a different way:
So last night I'm fucking this guy in the ass, right? And after I jizz in his cumhole, he wants to sit on the couch and cuddle. Ugh, what a fucking faggot.
that joke sort of happens in boondock saints.
Does it? I've never seen that movie. I heard it from a friend.
Wait, VC, were you saying that I was accusing you of trolling or was that a misquote?
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When my hand falls asleep it's pretty tolerable, but I will just stand in place on my one foot whenever the other gets pins and needles, refusing to budge. I hate it.
I once slept on my arm so when I woke up I couldn't move it. It was just a numb mass. I picked it up with my other hand and ended up slapping myself. That's a weird sensation.
Oh wow I just recalled a dream I had. Well not a dream but I was taking a nap and woke up to night terrors. It sucked because the way I was sleeping I had the blanket covering most all of my face except for a little peephole. So I could only see through the small hole and I kept seeing figures (something ape-ish) moving about just beyond my vision.
Sucked until I finally rolled myself out of bed.
Actually no, it was a dream that I was having a night terror because if I recall the room wasn't my room and I woke myself up in reality by rolling out of bed. Yeah.
I once slept on my arm so when I woke up I couldn't move it. It was just a numb mass. I picked it up with my other hand and ended up slapping myself. That's a weird sensation.
When my hand falls asleep it's pretty tolerable, but I will just stand in place on my one foot whenever the other gets pins and needles, refusing to budge. I hate it.
one time we were in grand agreement over that feeling where you really want to wank but you have a headache and it hurts whenever you try to wank so you can't.
When my hand falls asleep it's pretty tolerable, but I will just stand in place on my one foot whenever the other gets pins and needles, refusing to budge. I hate it.
one time we were in grand agreement over that feeling where you really want to wank but you have a headache and it hurts whenever you try to wank so you can't.
Now this! Awesome.
Oh man, yeah, that's a bitch when it happens.
Sharp stabby pains in the head every time you go near. Ugh.
When my hand falls asleep it's pretty tolerable, but I will just stand in place on my one foot whenever the other gets pins and needles, refusing to budge. I hate it.
one time we were in grand agreement over that feeling where you really want to wank but you have a headache and it hurts whenever you try to wank so you can't.
Now this! Awesome.
Oh man, yeah, that's a bitch when it happens.
Sharp stabby pains in the head every time you go near. Ugh.
I expect to feel this exact thing at approximately 9 am this morning (-700GMT).
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“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.”
― Marcus Aurelius
So I'm messing around with an Em G D A thing that almost sounds like Wonderwall but it's all wrong. I don't suppose there are any guitarists still in this thing.
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The analog connection between my laptop and second monitor is getting some annoying noise.
I heard it put a different way:
Also I want to see Into the Wild based solely on the theme song.
that joke sort of happens in boondock saints.
I'm glad I stayed up for that (drunk as I fucking am). Also Green Bay 24 NE 22 in the Superbowl.
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Does it? I've never seen that movie. I heard it from a friend.
Funny either way, though.
Sucked until I finally rolled myself out of bed.
Actually no, it was a dream that I was having a night terror because if I recall the room wasn't my room and I woke myself up in reality by rolling out of bed. Yeah.
or lack thereof
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one time we were in grand agreement over that feeling where you really want to wank but you have a headache and it hurts whenever you try to wank so you can't.
Now this! Awesome.
Yeah, L. Ron Hubbard, wtf?
Oh man, yeah, that's a bitch when it happens.
Sharp stabby pains in the head every time you go near. Ugh.
You know I just want to marry a laywer and raise babies in a trendy NYC or chicago apartment.
Stupidity. Also self destructive sendoff for a friend. Note the lack of spelling mistakes for a completely wasted person. I'm proud.
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That's like in the OED under "Banal".
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I expect to feel this exact thing at approximately 9 am this morning (-700GMT).
― Marcus Aurelius
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It does wonders when I'm trying to get off caffeine.
Than, the headache happens before the real wanking can get underway. Sometimes it's so bad that I can't continue, which really sucks.
I hate getting all psyched for wanking and then having to quit.
It feels okay afterwards, but dammit it hurts until then.
you named your dick caffeine?
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