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The Guiding Principles and New Rules document is now in effect.
And for the entertainment at Today’s keynote, Randy Newman.
Randy’s singing a song about America, the president, and comparing them to Hitler and Stalin.
“It pisses me off a little that the Supreme Court is going to outlive me.” What the crap is he singing about? We have no idea. We think he’s gone nuts.
The first song’s over, but now Randy Newman’s just riffing about random stuff.
The next song is from Toy Story.
Randy says he wrote another song to go with the love scene between Buzz and Woody, but the scene was cut. This guy is blowing our minds right now.
Salivaaa workiiiiiiing! Takes a long hard look at Randy!
Five times.
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
Red headed lady, Reaching for an apple.
Gonna take a bite, nope, nope.
She gonna breathe on it first,wipe it on her blouse.
She takes a bite.
Chews it once,twice,three times, four times, stops!
Saliva workin', takes a hard long look at Randy...
five times.
Fat old husband walking over.
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This, having been done by Pixar, would have been the most beautiful love scene to ever appear on film.
Lip choreography?
I'll lip choreography you!
Also, the song in question if just the song "You've got a friend in me" with the lyrics changed to "I've got a friend in me."
I love this so much
he sings hateful songs to mock the people that actually have those viewpoints
holy poop that's thin
if only i waited a year to buy my laptop
but that's a terrible name
Gonna take a bite, nope, nope.
She gonna breathe on it first,wipe it on her blouse.
She takes a bite.
Chews it once,twice,three times, four times, stops!
Saliva workin', takes a hard long look at Randy...
five times.
Fat old husband walking over.
it doesn't even have a CD drive
you have to attach one
oh apple, you're such a whore
that's really lame
"So, gentlemen, how do we make the thinnest laptop available?"
"Take out anything useful and/or functional?"
"Aces! Start production postehaste!"
Does that thing even have any fucking ports on it?
am I right fellas
Hell half of my company uses those things
it has a USB 2.0 port
and a headphone port
oh, and a micro-dvi port
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The optional 64GB SSD is kind of neat... until you see that it pushes the price over 3k.
No firewire either.
I would not buy a macbook air.
got no reason