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Randy Newman has lost his mind

Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User regular
edited January 2008 in Social Entropy++
From the Macworld Keynote:

And for the entertainment at Today’s keynote, Randy Newman.

Randy’s singing a song about America, the president, and comparing them to Hitler and Stalin.

“It pisses me off a little that the Supreme Court is going to outlive me.” What the crap is he singing about? We have no idea. We think he’s gone nuts.

The first song’s over, but now Randy Newman’s just riffing about random stuff.

The next song is from Toy Story.

Randy says he wrote another song to go with the love scene between Buzz and Woody, but the scene was cut. This guy is blowing our minds right now.

Salivaaa workiiiiiiing! Takes a long hard look at Randy!

Five times.

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Craaazy.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    I think you meant to type salvia

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    Fat people inevitably go crazy. Roger Ebert was the exception until the skinny counterpart keeping him in check died.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Randy says he wrote another song to go with the love scene between Buzz and Woody, but the scene was cut.

    This, having been done by Pixar, would have been the most beautiful love scene to ever appear on film.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    Marathon wrote: »
    Randy says he wrote another song to go with the love scene between Buzz and Woody, but the scene was cut.

    This, having been done by Pixar, would have been the most beautiful love scene to ever appear on film.
    Interesting fact, the original choreography for that shot was eventually used in Team America: World Police.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Pixxxar.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    Marathon wrote: »
    Randy says he wrote another song to go with the love scene between Buzz and Woody, but the scene was cut.

    This, having been done by Pixar, would have been the most beautiful love scene to ever appear on film.
    Interesting fact, the original choreography for that shot was eventually used in Team America: World Police.

    Lip choreography?

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    Randy says he wrote another song to go with the love scene between Buzz and Woody, but the scene was cut.

    This, having been done by Pixar, would have been the most beautiful love scene to ever appear on film.
    Interesting fact, the original choreography for that shot was eventually used in Team America: World Police.

    Lip choreography?

    I'll lip choreography you!

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Go tell you're alien brothers that Ronny Cordova says they're gay!

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Marathon wrote: »
    Randy says he wrote another song to go with the love scene between Buzz and Woody, but the scene was cut.

    This, having been done by Pixar, would have been the most beautiful love scene to ever appear on film.
    Interesting fact, the original choreography for that shot was eventually used in Team America: World Police.

    Also, the song in question if just the song "You've got a friend in me" with the lyrics changed to "I've got a friend in me."

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Seph wrote: »
    Go tell you're alien brothers that Ronny Cordova says they're gay!

    I love this so much

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2008
    this is what randy newman does

    he sings hateful songs to mock the people that actually have those viewpoints

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    your

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2008
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    holy poop that's thin

    if only i waited a year to buy my laptop

    but that's a terrible name

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Red headed lady, Reaching for an apple.
    Gonna take a bite, nope, nope.
    She gonna breathe on it first,wipe it on her blouse.
    She takes a bite.
    Chews it once,twice,three times, four times, stops!
    Saliva workin', takes a hard long look at Randy...
    five times.
    Fat old husband walking over.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Be sure to wear your Air Jordans

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2008
    never mind, this Macbook Air blows goats

    it doesn't even have a CD drive

    you have to attach one

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2008
    "Instead of watching DVDs, you can wirelessly rent movies from the iTunes store"

    oh apple, you're such a whore

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    God

    that's really lame

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    well how the fuck would they fit an optical drive in something that thin?

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Awesome. So it's thin, but it's thin because it's missing important components. I bet it's expensive, too. Fuck you, Apple.

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    never mind, this Macbook Air blows goats

    it doesn't even have a CD drive

    you have to attach one

    "So, gentlemen, how do we make the thinnest laptop available?"

    "Take out anything useful and/or functional?"

    "Aces! Start production postehaste!"

    Does that thing even have any fucking ports on it?

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Might as well call it Word Processor Air

    am I right fellas

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  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Uh, every company does that. They offer tiny assed laptops with no accessory drives.

    Hell half of my company uses those things

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Might as well call it Word Processor Air

    am I right fellas
    but word processor is my favoritest game!

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2008
    Critical wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    never mind, this Macbook Air blows goats

    it doesn't even have a CD drive

    you have to attach one

    "So, gentlemen, how do we make the thinnest laptop available?"

    "Take out anything useful and/or functional?"

    "Aces! Start production postehaste!"

    Does that thing even have any fucking ports on it?

    it has a USB 2.0 port

    and a headphone port

    oh, and a micro-dvi port

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Might as well call it Word Processor Air

    am I right fellas
    but word processor is my favoritest game!

    You've Received Italics Bonus!!!!

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  • Faceless CowardFaceless Coward Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    That's awesome, if it were all true.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Might as well call it Word Processor Air

    am I right fellas
    but word processor is my favoritest game!

    You've Received Italics Bonus!!!!

    Are you a bad enough dude to use Helvetica and save the noun

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2008
    jordyn I looked through World's Finest's "fun keepers" section and i don't know which picture is my favorite

    This:

    23.jpg

    or this:

    27.jpg

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    There's some really great GL faces in there.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2008
    Also, between this and the Waller shower scene, Batman must love big black women

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm particularly fond of this one:
    114.jpg

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    ahahaha

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  • Faceless CowardFaceless Coward Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    That's awesome, if it were all true.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I'm particularly fond of this one:
    114.jpg
    11.jpg

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    "fun keepers" section?

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    never mind, this Macbook Air blows goats

    it doesn't even have a CD drive

    you have to attach one
    and the one apple wants to sell you costs $99.

    The optional 64GB SSD is kind of neat... until you see that it pushes the price over 3k.

    No firewire either.

    I would not buy a macbook air.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    short people

    got no reason

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    short people

    got no reason

    <3

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