Would you wear this?

iammiles

Let's say, hypothetically, your girlfriend/mom/whoever gave this:

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Fashion-Giuseppe-Cacace-Alexander-McQueen-ready-to-wear-fashion/ss/events/en/080601fashion/im:/080114/photos_us_rank_afp/2506d8dfa0afd18d85c840ab7b9e3ded/;_ylt=AqxQKyvk9yqcLZcJiJ4Zn7oFO7gF

to you for Christmas, or your birthday, or whatever. Would you actually wear it to appease her?

Fandyien

I would get one for each extremity I possess

The Geek

I need to try out the new sushi place that opened up near my office.

Ani_B

Not only would I wear that, but I would shave my head and super glue that bad boy to my scalp.

redstormpopcorn

It'd be great for a Yahoo Serious costume.

Ruckus

Somebody post Wil Wheaton in the happy clown sweater.

Garlic Bread

if it's not real fur, sure

Quetzi

Hell yes I'd wear it.

HitScan

I'd hypothetically lose it. In a hypothetical fire.

But fuck appeasement, they'd know it was ass, pure and uncut.

Abracadaniel

I'd buy two

laughingfuzzball

if it's real fur, sure

iammiles

I think I'd wear it if if certain conditions were met... such as, if I lived in Moscow, it was -20 degrees outside, and she gave me head every night for the next 3 years.

Ani_B

I'd pretend it was a furry little critter, all perched on my head, the only concern in its little tiny brain would be to keep my head so warm and toasty. I would probably talk to it, get all offend when people look at me strange.

Bizzaro Stormy

I am Bizzaro Stormy.

Fiz

Honestly? Yes. It's way too similar in style to the stuff I enjoy wearing

Moe Fwacky

I, uh... burn it?

Nuzak

Bizzaro Stormy wrote: »

I am Bizzaro Stormy.

hey, he's wearing it

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mcp

iammiles wrote: »

I think I'd wear it if if certain conditions were met... such as, if I lived in Moscow, it was -20 degrees outside, and she gave me head every night for the next 3 years.

If my mom gave me that, I sure wouldn't want head in exchange for wearing it.

mrpaku

that hat is five times larger than a hat i would wear

iplaybass

I'd stuff it down my pants and do a striptease. In public.

Bowler Hat

I'd buy two.

One for each of my manberries. Or, should I say, mascumelons?

Volucrisus Aedrius

I'd wear it under a nazi helmet and then ride a motorcycle across the continental United States.

Kovak

where do i get this

Aneurhythmia

Kovak wrote: »

where do i get this

Don't cut your hair.

Fallout

I cut a couple inches off my hair yesterday

I immediately regretted it

Rage

That's one bad hat, Harry

bowtiedseal

Aneurhythmia wrote: »

Kovak wrote: »

where do i get this

Don't cut your hair.

I can achieve the same affect as the hat by blow drying my hair

Just Like That

Hell yes I would wear it.

Aneurhythmia

bowtiedseal wrote: »

Aneurhythmia wrote: »

Kovak wrote: »

where do i get this

Don't cut your hair.

I can achieve the same affect as the hat by blow drying my hair

I could before I shaved my head.

cowmeet

More importantly would you wear this?

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Fashion-Giuseppe-Cacace-Alexander-McQueen-ready-to-wear-fashion/ss/events/en/080601fashion/im:/080114/photos_us_rank_afp/2506d8dfa0afd18d85c840ab7b9e3ded/;_ylt=AqxQKyvk9yqcLZcJiJ4Zn7oFO7gF#/080113/481/d35fce6166fc49d1bb95fbb0e5834c41



And/or this:

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Fashion-Giuseppe-Cacace-Alexander-McQueen-ready-to-wear-fashion/ss/events/en/080601fashion/im:/080113/481/d35fce6166fc49d1bb95fbb0e5834c41/#/080113/ids_photos_en/r3659410411.jpg

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Yes, I would wear that.

Both the hat, and the apparently leopard-print vest, too.

Bender: It's a little thing called style, look it up sometime.

Just Like That

In fact, I would wear that hat with this

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Fashion-Giuseppe-Cacace-Alexander-McQueen-ready-to-wear-fashion/ss/events/en/080601fashion/im:/080113/ids_photos_en/r3659410411.jpg/

mrpaku

i would not wear the mini man-skirt-over-jeans, no

Fiz

cowmeet wrote: »

More importantly would you wear this?

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Fashion-Giuseppe-Cacace-Alexander-McQueen-ready-to-wear-fashion/ss/events/en/080601fashion/im:/080114/photos_us_rank_afp/2506d8dfa0afd18d85c840ab7b9e3ded/;_ylt=AqxQKyvk9yqcLZcJiJ4Zn7oFO7gF#/080113/481/d35fce6166fc49d1bb95fbb0e5834c41



And/or this:

Would I wear this see-though shirt, undies stretched up to my belly button, and the mini-skirt? No.

mcp

So... is this what we're going to see dudes wearing this year? or next or whatever?

Fiz

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Fashion-Giuseppe-Cacace-Alexander-McQueen-ready-to-wear-fashion/ss/events/en/080601fashion/im:/080113/481/d35fce6166fc49d1bb95fbb0e5834c41/#/080113/ids_photos_en/r2619523509.jpg

For the super hero who doesn't give a damn

iplaybass

this is some horrible practical joke, right?

Fiz

High fashion must seem weird to ordinary people

redhead

man

yeah, those are pretty weird

telcus

If Derek Zoolander would wear it, then i'd wear it.