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[Munchkin] Plutonium's Plutonium Dragon - Game Over

PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
edited January 2008 in Critical Failures
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Kill the Monsters - Steal the Treasure - Stab your Buddy

This is Munchkin, a Mini-NotPhalla for 25+ Players!

Rules: The winner is either the last Powergamer standing, or the first to level 10!

Everyone starts out as a Level 1 Human with no class and of your own sex
(You're all dudes, except for Hakkekage and Oboro and anyone else who explicitly says otherwise in their sign up post)

Every turn, you each will fight a monster. If you defeat it, you gain a level and
get its treasure. If you fail, you will die - there is no running away.

There are five types of treasure cards you can be dealt - Classes, Races, Items, Potions, and Curses.

Every player can only have one class - playing a new one will replace the old.
Every player can only be one race - Playing a new one will replace the old.
Each player can have as many items as they want, there are no restrictions
on multiple weapons or pieces of armor or whatever.
Potions are one-use and can be used either on yourself, another player,
or on the monster that you or another player is fighting.
Curses can used on other players or yourself, if you want.

At any time, any trade of a card - in play or not - can be made, as
long as both players agree to it, and you PM the action to me.

Other than that, most everything is up to you and the cards you're dealt.
Don't forget, most rules can be changed by the cards, and remember - if there's
any dispute about the rules, you should argue loudly with each other until I get the last word.

All actions must be PM'd to Plutonium, days end at 11:00 EST.

The game will start on Monday, so you have all weekend to sign up.

For the less-powergamey out there, you sign up Like this

Players:

1. Jdarksun - Level 7 Elf Male Thief, Wielding an Eleven-Foot Pole, Tweezers of Terror, a Cheated Unnatural Axe, and a Cloak of Obscurity
2. Marshmallow - Level 7 Human Male, Wielding Flaming Armor, A Buckler of Swashing, a Vorpal Blade, a Gentlemen's Club, and a Swiss-Army Polearm
5. Squashua - Level 7 Elf Male Cleric, Wielding Tweezers of Terror, a Foot-Mounted Mace, and a Rapier of Unfairness
8. Egos - Level 7 Human Male Warrior wielding a Poisoned Shield of Ubiquity and a Really Impressive Title
10. Gumpy - Level 8 Dwarven Male, Wielding a Sword of Slaying Everything Except Squid and a Hammer of Kneecapping
14. Durax - Level 7 Halfling Male, Duel-Wielding Stepladders, a Singing and Dancing Sword, a Limburger and Anchovy Sandwich, and a Gentlemen's Club
17. Mr. Embarkation - Level 6 Human Male, Wielding a Sneaky Bastard Sword, Boots of Butt-Kicking, a Vorpal Blade, and a Bad-Ass Bandana
22. B:L - Level 8 Human Cleric, Wielding a Poisoned Mace of Sharpness and a normal, crappy Mace of Sharpness
24. INeedNoSalt - Level 7 Dwarven Male Warrior, Wielding a Shield of Ubiquity, a Blessed Gentlemen's Club, and Short Wide Armor
28. Iamtheaznman - Level 7 Human Male Warrior, Wielding Flaming Armor, A Buckler of Swashing, A Shield of Ubiquity and an Unnatural Axe
29. Lonelyahava - Level 7 Human Female Thief, Wielding a Broad Sword, a Cloak of Obscurity, and a Foot-Mounted Mace
30. Zerinan - Level 7 Elf Male, Wielding a Cheated Staff of Napalm and Duel Wielding Bows with Ribbons
34. Shamus - Level 6 Human Male Wizard, Wielding a Chainsaw of Bloody Dismemberment and a Staff of Napalm
35. Valkun - Level 6 Human Male Wizard



Seriously - Dead
Hylianbunny - Dead
DevoutlyApathetic
Rainfall
Darkblade_1
Robothero
Typhus733
Corp.Shephard
Trust
El Skid
Malkor
Stew Stick - Dead
DasUberEdward - Dead
Koan - Dead
Oatway - Dead
Maximus - Dead
Tehspectre - Dead
Obbi - Dead
Burnage - Dead
Zanmatto - Dead
KrataLightblade - Dead

...


The door to the First Floor of the Dungeon
The First Floor
The Door to the Second Floor of the Dungeon
The Second Floor
The Door to the Third Floor of the Dungeon
The Third Floor
The Door to the Fourth Floor of the Dungeon
The Fourth Floor
The Door to the Fifth Floor of the Dungeon

The Fifth Floor
The Door to the Sixth Floor of the Dungeon
The Sixth Floor
The Door to the Seventh Floor of the Dungeon

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited January 2008
    Munchkin is probably the greatest card game ever.

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !Sign me up for Munchkin

    This sounds fantastic.

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    So I'm just going to continue my streak of signing up for every damn Phalla going and !sign up

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Thought there were a few people in line for a mini, but !sign me the fuck up

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    !sign up - fuck it man, alive or not this isn't a Phalla, this is Munchkin.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    This seems so cool. I hate to be a phalla whore but I have to sign up. It's too unique to pass up.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited January 2008
    I love munchkin too much not to sign up

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    same as what Das said basically, !sign up

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    KoanKoan Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Will this have any variants like space munchkin or just be normal munchkin?

    Either way I am in. And the knee pads of alluring are mine so back off.

    I Sign Up

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !Sign up?

    This will be interesting

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    PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm just going to stick to normal munchkin, for familiarity's sake.

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    PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Also, I'm not sure how fast this will fill up, but I potentially could go to more players if need be.

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    This seems exciting and interesting. I'm in.
    I'm not a dude.

    EDIT: Fuck forgot to lime.

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    Darkblade_1Darkblade_1 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    I do love me some munchkin..

    !Sign me up

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited January 2008
    hey guise

    my hair is like a shield of steel
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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !reserve, because I can get away with two and a half.

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    OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !I'll give it a shot

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    What are those, Herculoids?

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    duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !sign up

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    robothero wrote: »
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    Is that... Weebl and Bob?

    Clearly I need to play more munchkin.

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    KoanKoan Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Now, who will join me in a party of elves? We will each strive to become the elf race so that we may gain levels by helping each other defeat monsters. Also we will viciously smite the dwarven race and be given the favor of the GM because we are playing in character.

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    PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
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    This is what the cards will look like in this game.

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I really, really hope someone wins by Divine Intervention. About half the games of Munchkin I've played have ended this way.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    What the hell is this?

    There's only one way to find out


    I am male, I know that's the default option, I just wanted to be sure no one gets confused.

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Taking applications for the Spectrum Five here.

    Please sign on the dotted line.

    1. Hylianbunny
    2. ...................
    3. ...................
    4. ...................
    5. ...................

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    4. Seriously

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    PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I really, really hope someone wins by Divine Intervention. About half the games of Munchkin I've played have ended this way.

    This will most definitely be possible.

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    2. Squashua

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    PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
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    These work too

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    5. Gumpy

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    Darkblade_1Darkblade_1 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    3 is like.. Spectrum Pink or something isnt it..

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    Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !Sign up, so all for this

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Is that a signup, Darkblade?

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    duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Well, signups have been open for like an hour now, it is time for an EPIC REVEAL! :P

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I AM

    THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST

    I NEED THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST TO CONTACT ME SO WE CAN COORDINATE OUR FLYING MONKEY STRIKES

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Oh god !sign up

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    duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I wasn't going to do this, but seriously has forced my hand...
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    I represent the lollipop guild!

    Tin man, scarecrow, you know what to do!
    The munchkins can totally win!

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    PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Some of you are obviously confused by what I mean by a Munchkin.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited January 2008
    HB if you don't let me in the spectrum five i will grudge you.

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hylianbunny!

    Squashua!

    robothero!

    Seriously!

    Gumpy!


    SPECTRUM FIVE, ASSEMBLE!

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