lol at this Kevin McCullough guy from the Jan 15 comic

Karson

Re this strip, from his online bio:


"... screaming out for sense that is no longe common in our society..."

"... he has also appears on CNN..."

"... it's also had scorned heaped upon it by the politically correct..."

"... he quickly adapted to the new, innovative, and lightening quick medium..."

"... masses don't generally care to read about the daily x's and o's of politics daily..."

"... Chicago, and Dallas were the two main media footprint's of Kevin's broadcast history..."

"... Kevin in front of a mic/tv cameras on hundred's of occassions..."


~Kevin McCullough, 8/27/2007



THE CHALLENGE: Use all of Kevin's misspellings and bad grammar in a single sentence! The sentence must make some sort of sense (difficult with this mangled language, I know) and use every single one of this professional media worker's mistakes in his own personally written online public biography.

EXAMPLE: Is it no longe acceptable to appears to heap daily scorned daily on the hundred's of conservatives with large media footprint's who on occassions post blogs lightening quick without knowing what they're talking about?


Ready... set... MOCK!!!

PiptheFair

no

ignore the guy

do not give him any more attention

Abracadaniel

lol indeed

Randall_Flagg

riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.
Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper
all the time: nor avoice from afire bellowsed mishe mishe to
tauftauf thuartpeatrick: not yet, though venissoon after, had a
kidscad buttended a bland old isaac: not yet, though all's fair in
vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone nathandjoe. Rot a
peck of pa's malt had Jhem or Shen brewed by arclight and rory
end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface.
The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner-
ronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthur-
nuk!) of a once wallstrait oldparr is retaled early in bed and later
on life down through all christian minstrelsy. The great fall of the
offwall entailed at such short notice the pftjschute of Finnegan,
erse solid man, that the humptyhillhead of humself prumptly sends
an unquiring one well to the west in quest of his tumptytumtoes:
and their upturnpikepointandplace is at the knock out in the park
where oranges have been laid to rust upon the green since dev-

The Geek

PiptheFair wrote: »

no

ignore the guy

do not give him any more attention

Pip is correct.

GoldenSeducer

Koshian wrote: »

this is some really sub-par mocking

F- in mocking, young man. see me after class

Well, Viklas, I think we're on the same page now. Unfortunately yours has a big F on it.

Uncle Long

Randall_Flagg wrote: »

riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.
Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper
all the time: nor avoice from afire bellowsed mishe mishe to
tauftauf thuartpeatrick: not yet, though venissoon after, had a
kidscad buttended a bland old isaac: not yet, though all's fair in
vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone nathandjoe. Rot a
peck of pa's malt had Jhem or Shen brewed by arclight and rory
end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface.
The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner-
ronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthur-
nuk!) of a once wallstrait oldparr is retaled early in bed and later
on life down through all christian minstrelsy. The great fall of the
offwall entailed at such short notice the pftjschute of Finnegan,
erse solid man, that the humptyhillhead of humself prumptly sends
an unquiring one well to the west in quest of his tumptytumtoes:
and their upturnpikepointandplace is at the knock out in the park
where oranges have been laid to rust upon the green since dev-

No, fuck this book, fuck it so hard.

(also, you should have started with the last paragraph).

Brolo

NICE TRY GAMER-NERD

Wise_a

lol = laugh out loud

for those of you who didn't recognize the acronym in the thread title.

Macro9

I'm laughing on the inside.

PotU

What if Amerca had ignored Hitler?

What if?

Godwin

Theidar

Randall_Flagg wrote: »

riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.
Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper
all the time: nor avoice from afire bellowsed mishe mishe to
tauftauf thuartpeatrick: not yet, though venissoon after, had a
kidscad buttended a bland old isaac: not yet, though all's fair in
vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone nathandjoe. Rot a
peck of pa's malt had Jhem or Shen brewed by arclight and rory
end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface.
The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner-
ronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthur-
nuk!) of a once wallstrait oldparr is retaled early in bed and later
on life down through all christian minstrelsy. The great fall of the
offwall entailed at such short notice the pftjschute of Finnegan,
erse solid man, that the humptyhillhead of humself prumptly sends
an unquiring one well to the west in quest of his tumptytumtoes:
and their upturnpikepointandplace is at the knock out in the park
where oranges have been laid to rust upon the green since dev-

Fuck you caught me off guard. Damnit now my brain is leaking out my ears again.

GoldenSeducer

Still, you gotta admit, Randall_Flagg's post is better than all of Kevin's rantings combined.

Uncle Long

Given that it is the opening to Finnegans Wake, written by James goddamn Joyce, yes...yes it is better than Kevin's rantings.

Charles Kinbote

this thread is like what happened if a butterfly beat its wings and, in China, a panda Hitler was born

Brolo

Uncle Long wrote: »

Given that it is the opening to Finnegans Wake, written by James goddamn Joyce, yes...yes it is better than Kevin's rantings.

but not by much

Faricazy

"Show me how a man thinks, and I will tell you how he will behave."

~Kevin McCullough, 8/27/2007

what

GoldenSeducer

Uncle Long wrote: »

Given that it is the opening to Finnegans Wake, written by James goddamn Joyce, yes...yes it is better than Kevin's rantings.

Whack fol the dah now dance to yer partner
round the flure yer trotters shake
Bend an ear to the truth they tell ye,
we had lots of fun at Finnegan's Wake

Uncle Long

Rolo wrote: »

Uncle Long wrote: »

Given that it is the opening to Finnegans Wake, written by James goddamn Joyce, yes...yes it is better than Kevin's rantings.

but not by much

At least Joyce took seventeen years to come up with it and it was after he was well established in his literary celebrity after Ulysses. This guy is just a barely literate wank, more or less, looking to come up in the world with hardly a lick of talent or expertise to mention.

But, I guess they could be so far apart that they've made it around the world into some kind of eerie proximity.

Finnegans Wake is aggravating for its own reasons. Kevin is just kind of a schmuck.

(note: FF recognizes schmuck).

PotU

I love the DKM version.

Randall_Flagg

The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk!)

Randall_Flagg

wait

what the fuck

Charles Kinbote

this may not be perfect but I am doing it from memory

Whan April with her showers soote
The droght of March hath perced to the root
And bathed every vayn in swich liquor
Of which vertu engendered is the floor
Whan Zephirus eek with his swete breathe
Inspired hath in every holt and heth
The tendre croppes, and yonge sonne
Hath in the Ram his half-corse ronne
And smale fowles something something
Something something melodye

eh I don't remember the order of the rest

Weaver

I wonder if this guy likes Donnie Darko?

IpseDixit

Theidar

Great totp.

Vorus

oh hey I have that same mug

Uncle Long

That's awesome. I can't stop looking at it. That's amazing timing.

Marshmallow

Ipse, that is an awesome picture.

Wallhitter

That is some amazing beersplash right there.

The Geek

Brolo

as a citizen of the internet it is my right to demand porn based around this theme

Digger Dude

Rolo wrote: »

as a citizen of the internet it is my right to demand porn based around this theme

"Oh baby, you covered in beer and glass shards makes me so horny"

Brolo

Digger Dude wrote: »

Rolo wrote: »

as a citizen of the internet it is my right to demand porn based around this theme

"Oh baby, you covered in beer and glass shards makes me so horny"

WOMEN

IN THE MOMENT

OF BEVERAGE

ERUPTION

The Otaku Suppository

NOOOOO HOFBRAU! IS THERE NO JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD

Tossrock

The Geek wrote: »

ho ho ho

Knob

NO, NOT TYPOGRAPHIC ERRORS

ANYTHING BUT THAT

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