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Off-Road Velociraptor Safari!

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  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    That was indeed a rabbit in the back of a jeep being driven by a raptor into hills and other raptors...

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  • taliosfalcontaliosfalcon Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Typhus733 wrote: »
    That was indeed a rabbit in the back of a jeep being driven by a raptor into hills and other raptors...

    that right there cranks up the awesome level a couple times over:shock:. Who is the rabbit? why is he in the jeep? how did he get so damned fat? beat the game to figure it out.
    we all know why he's in the jeep, running over other raptors is hungry work

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  • GihgehlsGihgehls Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Wow this is also totally reminiscent of Rocket Jockey.

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  • DevilGuyDevilGuy Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Zxerol wrote: »
    I still just cannot behind the vision of a dog-sized, feathered raptor. Damn you Jurassic Park and your inaccuracies!

    don't worry, the raptors in Jurassic Park were based on Utahraptors, which were approximately that size, don't know if they were feathered though.

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  • tetsuoZshimatetsuoZshima Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i think i'm on board with the raptor driver theory...but i don't see the rabbit in the back; i see a triceratops skull that holds the chain in it's mouth, and possibly breathes fire for turbo action.

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  • taliosfalcontaliosfalcon Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i think i'm on board with the raptor driver theory...but i don't see the rabbit in the back; i see a triceratops skull that holds the chain in it's mouth, and possibly breathes fire for turbo action.
    ah your right, i can see it now that i'm expecting it to be a triceratops skull..that being said a rabbit would have been much cooler

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  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    It's definitely a raptor driving, there's a good angle in the vid where you can see

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  • LookFreeGrenadeLookFreeGrenade Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    The ragdoll effect on the raptors is excellent.

    I really think this is great, and whoever said this needs to be on XBLA with online is 5x right.

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  • AxenAxen My avatar is Excalibur. Yes, the sword.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    HAHAHA! Awesome

    Straight off their main page.
    * Raptor Fun Fact #21 - If you tie a bow around a raptor's neck, it might cause Christmas. Spontaneously.
    * Raptor Fun Fact #12 - The raptor's natural prey are soft human babies, which are made out of meat.
    * Raptor Fun Fact #73 - The raptor's natural enemy is the gas-powered internal combustion off-road vehicle, which is made of mean.
    * Raptor Fun Fact #42 - A raptor skin wallet is three times as practical as a ham wallet.
    * Raptor Fun Fact #53 - Raptors live in a world where pants have no meaning.
    * Raptor Fun Fact #66 - The Raptor word for love is "SCREEECH!"


    All of the above is true; we did the work in our lab*. So in summation, science has our back. Take that, Internet!

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  • NastymanNastyman Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Axen wrote: »
    HAHAHA! Awesome

    Straight off their main page.
    * Raptor Fun Fact #21 - If you tie a bow around a raptor's neck, it might cause Christmas. Spontaneously.
    * Raptor Fun Fact #12 - The raptor's natural prey are soft human babies, which are made out of meat.
    * Raptor Fun Fact #73 - The raptor's natural enemy is the gas-powered internal combustion off-road vehicle, which is made of mean.
    * Raptor Fun Fact #42 - A raptor skin wallet is three times as practical as a ham wallet.
    * Raptor Fun Fact #53 - Raptors live in a world where pants have no meaning.
    * Raptor Fun Fact #66 - The Raptor word for love is "SCREEECH!"


    All of the above is true; we did the work in our lab*. So in summation, science has our back. Take that, Internet!

    *imagination


    also,
    ABOUT FLASHBANG STUDIOS

    Flashbang Studios, LLC, located in sunny Tempe, AZ, is a five-person independent video game developer. Founded in 2003 to independently develop video games, Flashbang strives to fan the flames of scientific curiosity in gamers with such historically-accurate simulations as Off-Road Velociraptor Safari and Jetpack Brontosaurus

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  • peterdevorepeterdevore Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
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  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I love this game and will throw all my monies at it despite it being free...

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  • NastymanNastyman Registered User regular
    edited January 2008

    please please PLEASE tell me that's real.

    edit: oh man, just saw that it's from their official website.

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  • ChenjesuChenjesu Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    They really need to include the Rocket Jockey cable mechanic in this game. Also, does that raptor have a monocle?

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  • TeeManTeeMan BrainSpoon Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Nastyman wrote: »
    Jetpack Brontosaurus
    :lol: WANT

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I found a movie giving some backstory for this game.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=N2IWxqvsSY8

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  • katkakatka Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    The raptor wearing a monocle just makes me want this game that much more.

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  • NastymanNastyman Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    xzzy wrote: »
    I found a movie giving some backstory for this game.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=N2IWxqvsSY8

    Sexcellent

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  • BlueDestinyBlueDestiny Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hello, new avatar. This game looks like some wholesome family fun!

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  • Ninja BotNinja Bot Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    This talk of raptors doing crazy things has reminded me of this.

    In other news, color me excited for this game. Even if it didn't have dinosaurs, driving around hitting things in games with ridiculous physics is always a good time. The dinosaurs are just an added bonus. Between this and Audiosurf I think we're seeing the start of a trend of smalltime game developers making fun and original games with premises no major studio would ever think to do.

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  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Clever Girl

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  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Well shit.
    If this doesn't get on XBLA I'm going to hurt someone. With pain.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    This looks like condensed awesome.

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  • The DoctorThe Doctor Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    This is the most important game for 10 years.

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  • AxenAxen My avatar is Excalibur. Yes, the sword.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    LewieP wrote: »
    Clever Girl

    YES!


    I've always wanted a Raptor hunting game in which I can get ambushed by a Raptor just so I can say that line.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    So I sent this to my mother.

    And she responded that she didn't see why anyone would play or make this game.


    Something is wrong with her.

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  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Khavall wrote: »
    So I sent this to my mother.

    And she responded that she didn't see why anyone would play or make this game.


    Something is wrong with her.

    Send her to the Velociraptors after her.

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  • Mx. QuillMx. Quill I now prefer "Myr. Quill", actually... {They/Them}Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Wonder how xkcd will respond to this...

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  • DeusfauxDeusfaux Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    it looks hilariously bad

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  • DharmaBumDharmaBum Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    It has a Monocle and a Pith Helmet...

    Could this game get any better at all?

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  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    If it had a Large Mouth Bass sitting in the passenger seat with a top hat and art easel painting abstract images of your carnage that act as screenshots after every game.


    Scratch that...a bowler hat instead of a top hat

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  • OrogogusOrogogus San DiegoRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Thread is horrifically lacking in trailer screencaps.

    Two raptors being dragged along behind the jeep. It was kind of cooler before I saw the jeep hurl them into a capture point, 'cause I thought he was just going to use them to clobber the hell out of another raptor and smack him off a hill or something.

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  • randombattlerandombattle Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I sure hope you can OVERdrift in this!

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  • Nimble CatNimble Cat Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Nastyman wrote: »
    Axen wrote: »
    HAHAHA! Awesome

    Straight off their main page.
    * Raptor Fun Fact #21 - If you tie a bow around a raptor's neck, it might cause Christmas. Spontaneously.
    * Raptor Fun Fact #12 - The raptor's natural prey are soft human babies, which are made out of meat.
    * Raptor Fun Fact #73 - The raptor's natural enemy is the gas-powered internal combustion off-road vehicle, which is made of mean.
    * Raptor Fun Fact #42 - A raptor skin wallet is three times as practical as a ham wallet.
    * Raptor Fun Fact #53 - Raptors live in a world where pants have no meaning.
    * Raptor Fun Fact #66 - The Raptor word for love is "SCREEECH!"


    All of the above is true; we did the work in our lab*. So in summation, science has our back. Take that, Internet!

    *imagination


    also,
    ABOUT FLASHBANG STUDIOS

    Flashbang Studios, LLC, located in sunny Tempe, AZ, is a five-person independent video game developer. Founded in 2003 to independently develop video games, Flashbang strives to fan the flames of scientific curiosity in gamers with such historically-accurate simulations as Off-Road Velociraptor Safari and Jetpack Brontosaurus

    I'm living in Tempe right now. Do you know if they are college students here at ASU?

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  • mandarinmandarin Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Nimble Cat wrote: »
    I'm living in Tempe right now. Do you know if they are college students here at ASU?

    Two of our guys went to ASU, but we're all out of college (most of us are in the 23-27 age range).

    Thanks for the comments, everyone! We love watching threads like these. Responses, particularly those in more general places like the Gametrailers video, seem to fall into utter confusion/hate/elation. It's surprisingly polarizing.

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  • randombattlerandombattle Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    So when IS this coming out?

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    matthew says this week

    edit: next week

    double edit: well, he said "next week" on sunday, so the question is whether he meant last week's next week or this week's next week

    anyway, it will probably be out within a week

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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    This is the best concept for a game ever. It's like the madness of a Photoshop thread given life.

    Now all it needs is to be on the XBLA. I would gladly pay 10 bucks for this game if it had a few maps and multiplayer.

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  • spacerobotspacerobot Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    This game look so cool. I love dinosaurs.
    I love the fact that they took this crazy idea that would come straight from the mind of boy in elementary school, and made it into something that looks like it might actually be fun. Regardless of whether or not this game will actually be good (I really hope it is), I hope more games like this with crazy concepts will be made. Seriously... a velociraptor wearing a monocle and hat driving a jeep around smashing other raptors with a spike on a chain. This is great!

    I want to say that I really hope Jetpack Brontosaurus is real. please please let it be real.
    I also hope they make a game with t-rexes in f-14's (like the Calvin and Hobbes strip)

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  • TeeManTeeMan BrainSpoon Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    is there any chance of future games in this same vein will include lasers?

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